Oneshot from the Doctor's POV when he's regenerating from 9 to 10 and he only has one wish…

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Make Me Sexy

The pain was getting stronger and I knew I couldn't hold on much longer. I tried to explain it to Rose but there wasn't time. There was a flash of gold light and I could feel my body changing. I knew there was only one thing I could do. One thing I hardly ever did. I had to pray.

Please God, Allah, Baal, Ra, Eris, Buddha, Jehovah, Bill Gates and the Mighty Rassilon himself and every other important person out there who should be worshipped. Please, please, make me sexy. Please let me be sexy, for Rose's sake if anyone's. PLEASE make me sexy! MAKE ME SEXY!!

And then it was over. The gold light vanished and I knew I was a brand new person; I could feel the difference in every particle of my existence. I looked up and saw Rose, beautiful Rose, standing at a distance and looking quite scared. I tried to speak.

"Hello. Oka- ungh," I gagged, running my tongue over these new chompers. "New teeth. That's weird."

She was staring at me still. Good, I must be sexy.