Intro
The Bob's Burger theme plays, Bob Belcher holds a burger as his family appears. His wife, his oldest daughter, his only and obnoxious son with the keyboard and his disruptive youngest daughter. Their restaurant and home appears behind them with Mort's Mortuary and a shop called "Crust Over: Pies of all Worlds".
The restaurant caught fire, had a rat problem that required a van called "Roach and Mousey" and finally a powerline utility pole landing in the window.
Bob Belcher grills a burger, then sighs.
"What's wrong, Bob?" His wife asks through the window where she gets the prepared burgers.
"Realization of his life!" Louise, who just sits instead of works, says aloud.
"Maybe Dad needs some time off and go on vacation somewhere, like Xanadu!" Gene declares.
"Or maybe we can order Thai?" Tina suggests.
"Tina…" Bob responds. "Why would ordering outside food make me feel better?"
"I'm not… entirely sure."
"Oh my God…" Bob mutters.
"Bob, just tell us!" Linda says.
"Fine!" Bob says as he takes the finished burger and takes it to the front. "It's just been… slow."
"Yeah, business has been a little weak lately." Linda says.
"Someone should get business to do some exercises!" Gene says.
"No, I mean… life has been slow."
"Due to age?" Louise asks.
"No! Just…" Bob struggles to find words. "Things have been extremely slow for life. I mean, these days stuff barely happens in the restaurant even when we're busy…" Bob hands Linda the burger. "This burger I made is for a phone order! That's literally the most interesting thing to happen today!"
"I think that's interesting." Tina says.
"It'd be more interesting if it were a donut!"
"It's getting so… uninteresting. I mean, these days, people care more about what our kids are doing…"
"That's surprising?" Louise says sarcastically.
"Maybe don't try too hard not being us?" Gene says.
"Bob, relax." Linda assures him.
Outside, a green portal appears in front of Mort's.
"Seriously, Linda." Bob says. "I just wished something interesting happens to us outside of the usual shenanigans."
The door opens, alerting everyone to the skinny old man and the teenage boy with him.
"What's up?! I'm Rick Sanchez!" The old man says outloud. He then gestures to the boy in a quieter, but not too quiet, tone. "This is my grandson, Morty."
"Hey." Morty answers in a less enthusiastic tone.
Rick then begins to ramble.
"We're here to- *BURP* eat at Bob's Burgers. We've crossed over to Bob's Burgers from Rick and Morty to eat some of Bob's Burgers. Bob's Burgers gets a crossover with Rick and Morty as they crossover to Bob's Burgers at eat burgers at Bob's Burgers… Rick and Morty crossing over from Rick and Morty to eat as Rick and Morty do their crossover… crossing over from Rick and Morty with Bob's Burgers by Rick and Morty and Bob's Burgers… Rick and Morty eat at Bob's Burgers!"
He shouts that last one with a tone of triumph, complete with his arms up.
The Belchers just stare at him, Bob in particular raising an eyebrow. None of them are sure what to say.
The Rick and Morty theme plays.
Several phrases and objects fly around space. A burger, a question mark and "WHY?!" flying by as a zoom in on Earth happens. There, Rick, Morty and the Belchers run for their lives from what looks like giant cats. Suddenly, everyone but Rick trips. Rick saves Bob before pushing him into a portal that Rick himself goes through. Morty and Belchers get up to see this before the cats come in.
Rick tastes a pizza slice at Jimmy Pesto's, then spits it out and punches Jimmy Pesto in the face, pleasing Bob.
Gene plays on his keyboard, pissing Morty off. Morty then grabs the keyboard and smashes it to pieces on the restaurant counter, horrifying Gene.
Rick burps in Gayle's face, pissing Linda off. She tries to assault him, but Bob grabs hold of her to stop her. Gayle runs off crying while Morty can be seen in the background giving her cats to the animal shelter.
Rick is seen throwing a beer bottle in at Hugo Habercore, hitting his head. He then throws another at Mr. Fischoeder.
Rick, Morty and Bob fly Rick's car through the town as various Bob's Burgers characters are swallowed up by a large flood of meat that they can't escape from. The car then turns and flies to the viewer and, instead of the Cthulhu creature, its Bob's screaming mouth that the camera zooms into.
RICK AND MORTY EAT AT BOB'S BURGERS.