Insubordinate, Insolent, and Mutinous

By: Beni Desu

Disclaimer: If I owned Invader Zim, Pigs could fly...

It has ZaDR, ZaZR (Zim and Zita Romance), DaZr (Dib and Zita romance)... If you're S&M, you may like this... a lot of dominance, and I'm going to try and put as much lemon as I can... Because when you're looking for a rated M fanfic, isn't that the kind of stuff you're looking for? XDDD Haha... yessss... Review if you want to... but I need to remind anyone who might become a regular... I don't update often... no matter the amount of reviews... I become lazy... and if I takes a while... that's because I gave up... Don't expect more... lol... Unto the story...

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CHAPTER 1

'Ms. Bitters class. Jesus, why was it so boring? Was it because she felt no obligation to really TEACH anything, or was it because learning was stupid anyway?' Dib silently glanced in Zim's direction across the class room. Just sitting there, playing with his pencil, knowing that he wouldn't use it that day. 'Why did Ms. Bitters have to switch grades? I was enjoying not having to listen to her for a couple of years now. She probably felt she needed to interact with older kids. Don't blame her.' He shuddered, '...5th graders...'

With a sudden realization, Dib threw his head in Zim's direction to see his hand raised. "Ms. Bitters," The high pitched, husky voice called out, all too familiar to the paranormal investigator.

"Yess, sZim?" Annoyed at being interrupted, the ancient teacher narrowed her eyes.

"There is something I must get rid of... in the bathroom..." Zim shot his eye every which way and that.

"sZim, I don't know if your puny head couldn't tell, but there isn't a presence behind you. Zita is in the bathroom right now, and you know how I hate making up new hall passes so you can diddle in the latrine." She turned to continue, but Zim made his voice audible again.

"Ohhh, Ms. Bitters..." Chuckling, obviously amused, " I do not DIDDLE in the bathroOM. I do SERIOUS stuff. The KIND OF STUFF... that is serious." Nodding matter-of-factly, he folded his hands nonchalantly.

"Very well..." See grunted in disapproval when Dib raised his hand. "What."

"May I go too? I haven't gone since I woke up today." He squeezed his knees together and gave a stupid "I have to go pee-pee dance" to convince her.

"If neither of you can hold it to wait for the other, I'll just have to write a note. Don't take any longer than 5 minutes." Notes materialized on their desks. They didn't question it. Ms. Bitters has always been... supernatural.

"Thank you, Ms. Bitters." He gave a disgusted side glace at Dib. It was returned with a leer. Cocking a brow, Zim walked out with his note and walked in the bathroom's direction. Dib followed slightly behind.

'Maybe he really IS going to the bathroom. I've never seen him actually go before. Does he even expel waste? I mean, he never eats.'

Zim turned into the bathroom, with an evil glance at Dib. 'Stupid human, came to see if I would really go. I'll show him... it's NORMAL to go... this shows how... HUMAN... I can be.' a smirk played on his face as Dib walked in after him.

The urinal waited almost too invitingly on the opposite wall. Approaching it, the Irken lifted his shirt, not wanting to soil it. He gagged at the smell and filth of everything around him.

Dib watched, interested. "What are you doing?" Zim yelled over his shoulder. As he positioned himself over the urinal to relieve himself.

"Just wondering if Irkens expel wastes. I've never seen you eat much." He folded his arms, making no attempt to do what Ms. Bitters was told he'd be doing. He walked closer to Zim, hoping maybe he'd see what IT looked like. What if it was a different color?

Zita was on her way back to class when she walked by the Boy's Room. The door was ajar, and it would be funny if she caught somebody doing their thing. She giggled, and skipped up to the door. Listening carefully, she heard Dib and Zim. 'Ugh, what now...' She frowned.

"Listen here, Earth-Stink. Irkens are perfectly capable of EATING. I just don't eat your shitty-poopy shit you call food." A gasp escaped the human girls throat. Trickling of water could be heard, indicating Zim was, indeed, taking a piss.

Dib came in behind him and tried to get a glimpse of it at least. Zim could feel him approaching and quickly finished, with a few shakes. He tucked himself back in, and turned to face Dib. "Yes, Smelly? Is there something you want? Quit breathing down my neck... or... I'll rub my hands on you..." He glanced at them and threw them in his direction. Dib sidestepped out of the way, making Zim trip and fall.

Zita held her breath. 'Dib was right...' Zim's wig and one contact fell off of the invader's body, revealing antenna, and a crimson eye. A growl erupted from the Irken as he pulled himself up.

"I'm becoming bored of you Human. My tolerance for you wears thin." He smirked when he heard a gasp from Dib. He followed his gazed, and it landed on the doorway. There, another dirt-child watched. "Fuck!" He stumbled to get his disguise back on, and waved. "I'm normal!"

"Zita?" Dib raised a brow and walked in her direction. She looked terrified, as she bolted for safety.

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It's an introductory Chapter... therefore short... Gets my point across... Hope you enjoyed... But yeah... I'll be sure to continue it... just be weary... XDDD

Oh, by the way... I have no beta... I'm just reading this over and over again, until I catch something... I'm not exactly asking for help or anything (Maybe I am)... Just incase anyone was wondering...

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