Everybody Ships
((A simple song regarding shipfics by someone who doesn't write them.))
It's come to my attention,
That almost every day,
A large amount of people,
They call our fictions gay,
Some do it in denial,
Some jealous of our work,
Some do it for the "lulz" they'll have
When writers go berserk.
But what they have in common,
They affirm it through and through,
Is that they like to pair Rainbow,
With Twilight and her crew.
No matter where you come from,
Using dollars, yen or bits,
The one thing you can bet yourself
Is that everybody ships!
Some stories may be violent,
Others just downright crude,
When you complain about the ship
Well, you're being downright rude!
The shipping will continue,
Doesn't matter if you bawl or not!
If you told me you whine about shipping,
Then I'd slap you on the spot!
Romances are few and far between,
On a site where action glows,
You should at least appreciate
That a pony can smell the rose!
So don't be another douche-bag,
Who whines on shipping and fails!
(We remember how you looked at Applejack
When she grabbed RBD's tail!)