Disclaimer: No, I don't own any of it. *sigh*
Well, I've seen alot of the old, "Sonic killed Shadow" stuff and yeah, it's a great plot twist, explains some unexplained stuff, and is good for writing about. But, it's a bit old. I wanted something new. Who, I ask you, do you REALLY least suspect to be the bad guy in this? Well? And how is it that I'm the only person in the world that saw the movie The Time Machine? Well, here goes:
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I am the Ultimate Lifeform.
Simple as that.
That means that I am the most perfect lifeform ever in existence to date.
It does not, however, mean that I am a sad, confused, pathos-radiating, denying, wistful, slightly insane hedgehog whose memories are all either fake or in some way messed up.
It does mean that I am strong, fast, well read, intelligent. I understand irony. And destroying the world seemed so simple that I decided I must complete the task with style. Irony. And so I have.
Nobody really understands irony, you see. Or double-bluffing. If I made myself out to be some over-bloated, style-manic, fool; then was "disillusioned", deflated, nobody would ever suspect me.
The fools fell for it too.
If, as well, I made my true plan seem like a simple, small, part of a greater plan, a greater plan that went wrong, then nobody would ever suspect me.
The fools fell for that, too.
Because, you see, I remember my true promise. I promised revenge.
THERE was the irony. The irony of my hero's death. My celebration and mourning. THERE was the irony.
Even now, as Sonic floated above me, gloating, mocking; I looked pointedly at the remains of the moon. He didn't even take the hint.
I was, however, finding it quite annoying that Sonic thought he had a victory. I couldn't let him think that he had killed me.
'Who laughes last...'
No, I couldn't just let him go. I had to do somethi-
Ah! My bracelet. Let's see if the fool takes this bait, swallows it along with all the rest that I've given him.
I flicked my bracelet easily up to him, rotating wildly it slowly moved towards his hands, sending ripples through the darkness.
Hah! The fool took the bait! Even he should have been able to see that this would be "proof" that he had "murdered" me.
Sayanara. Fool.
The moon.
Ah, the moon. Huge lumps of rock flying wildly through space with the force of the blast. Towards the stars, the Sun, Mars, Venus... Earth.
For that is where my true plan lay. The impact with the Earth. The end of it all. Revenge.
And so, I say:
Sayanara.
Sayanara Earth, Sayanara Sonic, Sayanara all of you.
Sayanara Maria.
'Who laughs last...'
And my last thoughts, as plunged through the atmosphere of Earth, a red corona surrounding me; a foreground clashing with the background of the blackness of space, as I layed back and embraced victory and ultimate peace; my last thoughts were: "I'm pretty sure they haven't got the joke."
Well, I've seen alot of the old, "Sonic killed Shadow" stuff and yeah, it's a great plot twist, explains some unexplained stuff, and is good for writing about. But, it's a bit old. I wanted something new. Who, I ask you, do you REALLY least suspect to be the bad guy in this? Well? And how is it that I'm the only person in the world that saw the movie The Time Machine? Well, here goes:
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I am the Ultimate Lifeform.
Simple as that.
That means that I am the most perfect lifeform ever in existence to date.
It does not, however, mean that I am a sad, confused, pathos-radiating, denying, wistful, slightly insane hedgehog whose memories are all either fake or in some way messed up.
It does mean that I am strong, fast, well read, intelligent. I understand irony. And destroying the world seemed so simple that I decided I must complete the task with style. Irony. And so I have.
Nobody really understands irony, you see. Or double-bluffing. If I made myself out to be some over-bloated, style-manic, fool; then was "disillusioned", deflated, nobody would ever suspect me.
The fools fell for it too.
If, as well, I made my true plan seem like a simple, small, part of a greater plan, a greater plan that went wrong, then nobody would ever suspect me.
The fools fell for that, too.
Because, you see, I remember my true promise. I promised revenge.
THERE was the irony. The irony of my hero's death. My celebration and mourning. THERE was the irony.
Even now, as Sonic floated above me, gloating, mocking; I looked pointedly at the remains of the moon. He didn't even take the hint.
I was, however, finding it quite annoying that Sonic thought he had a victory. I couldn't let him think that he had killed me.
'Who laughes last...'
No, I couldn't just let him go. I had to do somethi-
Ah! My bracelet. Let's see if the fool takes this bait, swallows it along with all the rest that I've given him.
I flicked my bracelet easily up to him, rotating wildly it slowly moved towards his hands, sending ripples through the darkness.
Hah! The fool took the bait! Even he should have been able to see that this would be "proof" that he had "murdered" me.
Sayanara. Fool.
The moon.
Ah, the moon. Huge lumps of rock flying wildly through space with the force of the blast. Towards the stars, the Sun, Mars, Venus... Earth.
For that is where my true plan lay. The impact with the Earth. The end of it all. Revenge.
And so, I say:
Sayanara.
Sayanara Earth, Sayanara Sonic, Sayanara all of you.
Sayanara Maria.
'Who laughs last...'
And my last thoughts, as plunged through the atmosphere of Earth, a red corona surrounding me; a foreground clashing with the background of the blackness of space, as I layed back and embraced victory and ultimate peace; my last thoughts were: "I'm pretty sure they haven't got the joke."