Hi everyone! If you've read/are reading any of my other Warriors stories, then don't worry, Breaking Bright is still going on. I'm just bored and I've been playing around with different writing formats, so I figured I'd post some and maybe get feedback. If you guys like what you see, I might be posting other writing experiments on this story, too, hence the title Saturday Night Specials.
Side note, go vote on my poll! It's about my fifty review special for Breaking Bright.
~Topaz
RAP BATTLES: WARRIOR CATS EDITION!
Sandstorm
You're sweet honey, but don't forget,
I'm strong and fierce Sandstorm,
ThunderClan represent!
While you stay in your den playing with moldy leaves,
I save Firestar's life, never time for some peace.
You might be pretty and have a nice smell,
But I journeyed with him to and from hell!
So go ahead Spottedleaf, bat your eyes,
But in two more chapters we'll see who's alive.
Spottedleaf
Please, bitch, don't even think,
The minute he entered your tiny heart shrank.
You thought he was nothing when he was a paw,
Put him down, made him sad, then you stepped on his heart.
You think he loves you now, but you're just second best,
When he comes to StarClan we'll see whose love he loves best!
In his dreams I am there, a kind and helpful guide,
In his life you are there, to nag and criticize.
When he fought with indecision, he knew who to call.
Even when I couldn't tell him, he never chose wrong.
Because he trusts me, he loves me, he never lets me down.
Try to refute me, you'll see that you can't.
How many kits did you have? One litter, that's sad.
He didn't even love enough to mate you again.
Sandstorm
I think the difference here is simple to see,
You're dead, I'm alive, I've just got you beat.
Because while you were alive it's true you were both tight,
You didn't live long enough to show him your true side.
This battle is over, cause clearly it's won,
He chose his family, and you're not it.
...
Cinderpelt
Both of you quibbling over the same boy?
This is all history, why dig it up now?
You know that he liked you, because you were pretty.
And you know that he loves you because you're his rock.
But if I were still a warrior I'd knock his socks off!
I'm young, I'm nice, I'm fierce and I'm cute,
When I was his apprentice, he still wanted to do [me].
Just because you stepped in when I crippled my leg,
Doesn't mean that you won, you got second place.
Sure you gave him two daughters but whats so great,
I mentored one of them, she wasn't all there.
Mixing up easy herbs, having kits, going mad,
And the other one, what was her name again?
Oh yes, Squirrelflight, the cat short a few mouse tails.
She strung along two cats for moons before she picked a mate,
Where were you when that happened, Sandstorm dear?
Oh thats right, ignoring them, mom of the year!
And you, Spottedleaf, beautiful, dead,
You cougar, you're old, and you have bad breath.
He may have thought you're pretty great as a friend,
But mating you could never have been his plans.
You didn't give him up even when you died,
You stalked him through his dreams, trying to be a guide.
And when he wasn't handsome you turned to his daughter,
And then his grandson-StarClan! What's wrong with you?!
You saved Sandstorm's life, at least you died right,
Giving in to the loss, bowing out of the fight.
The real lesson here is I'm the true winner,
The only reason you got to him is because of a monster.