The Space Conspiracy of McFist

by Jet556

Scraping the bottom of the villain motive barrel, after merchandising rights, Hannibal McFist threatens to drop a space station onto Norrisville unless the citizens give him all their money in five hours. Seeking to put an end to his time as an anthropoid Randy Cunningham turns to Rick Finlayson, the elderly father of Ken, so he might once more be human and confront McFist.

1. A Quiet Day

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A Quiet Day

It was just another day in Norrisville. A fairly quiet one in fact! Birds sang, bees buzzed, children played and then it came from the televisions! From the radios! From anything that could cast a signal! From it came Hannibal McFist's threat!

"People of Norrisville! It is I, Hannibal McFist, the greatest son of Norrisville you disgraced!" Of course, McFist could not admit that he was the reason he fell from grace. Ultimately all of his evil doing caught up to him and this time the status quo was not God. Hannibal McFist was not wanted for a number of things by the law. "I am up here in Norrisville's space station and if you do not give me all of your money I will bring this station down onto your precious little town, destroying it!" It would seem McFist had reached the bottom of the barrel when it came to villain motives. It could have been worse. He could have been asking for merchandising rights from a show that had him portrayed as being trounced every week by the Ninja. "You all have an hour! No five hours! Give me your money or else!"

After the end of the signal, everyone was confused. That just happened. Was McFist going to follow through with his threat?

The Ninja, still an anthropoid, was at the Finlayson home when the signal was sent out. Ken Finlayson had asked his father for help about this sort of thing and his father Rick revealed that he knew a way to return the Ninja to human form.

"What?" asked the Ninja. "How long have you know about it?"

"Since the 1970's." replied Rick. "It has enough moral ramifications to last forever though."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" asked Ken. "This guy was turned into an anthropoid and he needs to be turned back to human! Surely it can't be that bad!"

"Sound based DNA altering technology of alien origin." Stated Rick. "The reason I haven't used it to give me back my sight is because it would be a selfish thing to do! It would benefit myself but by using it on this boy here it would give him back his old life. I want you both to keep this technology a secret."

"We already keep secrets." Said the Ninja. "One more won't be that much of a difference."

Ken placed a hand on the back of his neck. His deformities were overlooked by everyone but still if the technology to make him better looking were in his reach then surely he should have used it. But still if there were moral ramifications then it should have destroyed shouldn't it?