Happy New Years from Dipper
Hey guys so I got this idea from a video I saw back at the beginning of 2013. If any of you have seen it and recognize the dialogue let me know. Anyways enjoy.
Dipper sat down in his stool. The camera was on and he was recording a vid to put on Youtube to express his feelings about the New Year.
''Here it goes.'' He thought to himself.
''Today's January the first and people have been calling,texting,emailing, writing, talking about Happy New Years. Well let me ask you this. How the fuck do you know this is gonna be a New Year when it hasn't even got started yet. Because between Bill and the town's mysteries last year was so fucked up all I said last year was that I couldn't wait until the New Year.''
''So this year I ain't eating no black eyed peas for more luck and no collared greens for and Goddamn money because guess what, if this didn't work last year then it damn sure won't work this year either. So from this point on on January the 1st the only thing you'll get from me is fuck last year fuck you and happy holidays motherfucker. Bye''
And with that the camera went off.
So yeah there's another one-shot. Be fure to review and check out my other work. Peace.