Twilight: Half Moon Eclipse
ok so i am a big fan of twilight and i culdnt chose between edward and jacob so i made this. i hope i can be writer just like stephanie meyer. twilight was best BOOK ever.
Bella stared at edwards eyes. He was a sex monkey. All she could thank about was spanking him and riding him like a ride at disney land. but he would be a scary ride like the big tower thing because he was a VAMPIRE! she also thought that jacob was sexy. but nobody cared about jacob. he was the other scary tower. bella was an airplane. she was high around both of them.
"Edward I love yooooou!"
"Bella i cunt do this anymore"
"why"
"I am a vampire"
"fine then I will date jacob"
"FINE!"
So they broke up and were tearing sadness fell like monopoly. but then jacob was there and everything was better.
"jacob i love you"
"bella i cunt do this anymore"
"why"
"i am a werewolf"
"fine then i will kill myself"
Suddenly there was a pop and there was edward and he was an apparition
"Bella dont suicide yourself or you will end up like me"
"fuck off you are a shit"
"i know. i dunt want you to shit either"
"oh jacob i love you"
"i love you too bella"
So edward and bella got married and had two babies named Panther and Maslow.
THE END