IGGY AND GAZZY GET THE MAIL
By: Avery & Mya
-Iggy and Total were in the middle of a very serious checkers game (the hip game that cool kids play) when they heard a scratch at the door...-
Iggy: ITS AN ERASER!
Gazzy: QUICK! BOMB! NOW!
Max: -Walks into room waving hands ferociously- Iggy, Gazzy! This happens every morning!
Its the MAILMAN! NOW GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTTS AND GO ANSWER THE DOORRRrr...
Are you guys playing checkers?
Iggy: Why, yes we are! I am SO good at it...
Gazzy: nuh-huh! Im winning!
Max: I honestly don't care. Now, answer the door! -leaves room in a dramatic rampage-
Iggy: -Uses insane hand motions and facial expressions- SUCH a DrAmA QuEeN!
Gazzy: Tell me about it... WAIT A SECOND! Iggy, what if it's an eraser DRESSED as a mailman?
Iggy: OMG you're right! We could really use a talking guard dog right about now...
Gazzy: Yeah, but Total is busy having no life now that hes married. Plus, hes still on
probation from that 'incident' at the doggy grooming place...
Iggy: Yeah...OMG GAZZY I HAVE AN IDEA!
Max: -shouting from other room- IGGY NO IDEAS!
Iggy: Always yelling at the blind kid...
-Another scratch at the door-
Gazzy: Quick! I've got it! Stay here and look pretty! -runs up the stairs-
Iggy: No problem there. -hairflip that puts JB to shame- OH yeah.
Gazzy: -Returns with stuffed animal that looks exactly like Total- Quick! Put this in front of the
door and maybe the eraser will run away in fright!
Iggy: GOOD PLAN! Wait, but where did you get that? And why does it smell like emo tears
and girly perfume?
Gazzy: I found it in Fang's closet next to the shrine he built for Max and a bunch of other
emo stuff!
Iggy: You know... im starting to worry about him... I mean, hes as messed up as a blind kid
with pink wings who likes to watch Oprah in his spare time!
Gazzy: We will deal with him later! Quick! We need to scare off the erasers!
Iggy: OK! -puts stuffed animal on the ground and opens door while, quickly jumping to hide
behind couch-
Max: -Walks back into room, unaware of the actions taking place- Iggy, Gazzy? Any mail?
Iggy & Gazzy: MAX NO! WATCH OUT!
Max: There you guys are! Did we get any mail? And why are you guys playing with Angel's
stuffed animals?
Gazzy: Yeaaaaaahhhh..."Angel"... You know, Fang might as well just hand over his man
card if he doesn't get help soon.
Iggy: -nods head in agreement but suddenly remembers the danger they are up against and
glances at the door-
Bill The Mailman: -Stands in the doorway awkwardly holding a package- Soooo... should I just
leave this package here or...?
Max: I'm sorry about the delay, Bill. Thats ok, I will take that... -Takes package-
Bill: Okie Dokie. Have a nice day! -leaves-
Iggy & Gazzy: QUICK! STOP HIM!
Max: Knock it off, bird brains! Remind me to NEVER let you guys answer the door EVER
AGAIN!
Iggy: I'll put it on my calender.
Gazzy: You're just gonna let him get away? He could be evil!
Iggy: YEAH MAX! Did you see his khaki pants? Men in khakis are always up to something...
Max: -starting to get a migraine- Just...Here. Take the package up to Nudge's room. Its her
magazine monthly. AND DONT CAUSE ANY MORE TROUBLE!
Iggy & Gazzy: -Grouched up the stairs, pouting until they reach the top-
Gazzy: Wait... Do you hear that? Its coming from the package.
Iggy: Its... like a soft ticking... Its a sound I know VERY well, and have come to know and love...
Iggy & Gazzy: A bomb!
Iggy: -gleefully jumps up and down- WE WERE RIGHT! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Gazzy: Blow up Max's toilet?
Iggy: Blow up max's toilet.
-Insert mischievous laugh here-