Another Ending For Buffy
Scene: Bus, Road, Desert, Daytime
Voice over: "What do we do now?"
Buffy: "Spike"
Giles: "Uh, yes…..Buffy. We heard you the first time – Spike saved the world. You…were right about him….(stammers slightly) and I was wrong."
Buffy: "No….I mean, yes, but he's alive." (wonderingly) "He's ALIVE."
Xander: "What…? In that?" (gestures toward the cavernous crater) "No way."
Buffy: (to Xander, authoritively) "Come with me!"
Scene: next to crater. A naked as a jaybird Spike is curled up in a fetal position. Buffy approaches, leans down, looks in his face.
Buffy: "Spike."
Spike: "Buffy. I was in heaven. They said….They said to go back and finish my life. My
human life! They re-embodied me." (Then he looks & sees he's naked) "They
didn't re-clothe me though."
Xander: "Uh….Spike…..you looking to get an all-over tan?"
Spike: (looking at Xander) "If I feel like it." (Looks up at the sky) To Buffy: "It's a good
day."
Buffy: "Yes, it is."
Xander: "Here, Spike" (handing him a torn and dirty blanket) "All I can find."
Spike stands, with help from Buffy, takes blanket distastefully, wraps it around his middle as Scoobies run up.
Willow: "Spike! You're in the sunlight! And you're not all smokie and burning"
Spike: "Yep seems I'm all ordinary human mortal man now."
Buffy: (to herself) "Ordinary, yeah right, that'll never happen."
Spike: (squinting up at sunlight) "I could use some cool shades though." (looking down at blanket covered self) "Let's go shopping."
The End.
