It was 9:00 in the evening. Naruto and the gang were on their way to a vacation house in the valley.

While he was driving his older brother's car, Sasuke noticed Lee reading a novel (which he doesn't do normally).

"Watcha got there, Lee?" he asked him.

Neji answered for Lee. "He's so fascinated with the story. It's a…horror story."

"What!" Hinata exclaimed.

"Horror. H-O-R-R-O-R." Asahi Suzume spelled out to her.

"Are we there yet?" Ino asked impatiently.

"Almost…there," Unecha Kia, Kabuto's girlfriend, replied. "We just need to turn left from here and just go straight and…"

SCREECH.

"What the! Sasuke, what's happening?" Sazumi (Sasuke's twin sister) shouted out.

"For crying out loud! The breaks! They aren't working!"

"Oh god." Sakura cried out repeatedly.

"We're…going…to die!" Zikara Ria shouted out.

The car went on spinnig.

Sasuke thought they will die…they'll crash first…then die."

Wrong, they didn't crash.

CRASH. (Joke. They crashed. )

And all went black.

Akada Kayee, Kia's best friend, switched on her flashlight.

"Alright. Who ain't dead? Say something."

Some groaned. Some said "Ow". All said something but Naruto did something…different.

Gaara seemed to smell something…"

"What the hell…is that…smell?"

The others sniffed the atmosphere."

"Opps, my bad." Naruto said.

"Eew!" All shouted out. "Ugh…Naruto!"

"Mazami, your brother stinks…literally." Ohochi Saya said to Naruto's older sister.

"I know. He does that every unexpected moment." Mazami replied.

Sasuke changed the subject. "Damn...Itachi will kill me when this car's a wreck..."

"It is a wreck." Kia muttered. "We crashed, so the car's a wreck."

"Don't discourage me, woman!"

"I ain't listening! Nananana!"

"LQ (lovers' quarrel)!" Everyone shouted out.

"What!" Sasuke answered.

"We're SO not LQ! And F.Y.I., I got boyfriend already! Ha!"

"Hey guys!" Shino called out, "Haven't you noticed that we've been inside for 15 minutes!"
"No."

"Can we just get outta this Honda van!" Sazumi exclaimed.

"I can't leave the car here, you know!" Sasuke answered.

"Why not!" Akihiko Miyuki asked.

"Damn it! You know why!"

"Why?" Taneguchi Inodama asked.

"That's because, idiot, as I said, Itachi will kill US when he finds out that this car's a wreck." Sasuke answered.

"Us? You mean 'me' (talks about Sasuke) coz' you're the one driving." Sazumi said.

"You're going to make me take the blame! If you're forgetting, imoto, you begged." Sasuke said, emphasizing the word "imoto".

"Maybe you're forgetting, nii-san, you're the one who ordered me to." Sazumi answered, also emphasizing the word "nii-san".

"Cut it out, Uchiha." Neji snapped.

"Erm…which one?" Kayee asked.

The Uchiha siblings blinked twice and said nothing.

"Oooh! Let's do ini mini miny moe!" Inodama cried out.

"That's stupid." Sasuke muttered.

"Uhh…guys?" Shino said.

"That's really stupid." Sasuke added.

"I'm hungry." Naruto muttered.

"I know you are…here's your knuckle sandwich." Mazami replied.

WHAM.

"Ouchie."

"GUYS!" Shino called out.

"What!"

"Can we just get outta this car! I'm starting to feel a cramp on my shoulder!"

"…so?" Everyone asked.

"I'll kick you…" Gaara muttered.

"Not if I kick you first…" Saya mumbled.

As they all got out of the piece of junk (I mean, car), they were stunned.

"Woah! We crashed just by the vacation house!" Suzume exclaimed.

"Cool." Kia said to herself, "Hey! Where is Temari and Kankuro?"

Suddenly, a black car stopped in front of them. Temari and Kankuro stepped out of the car.

"Next time, I drive!" Kankuro mumbled to Temari. "You drive like crazy…which you are."

"It's my car, you know…you're just the backseat driver."

"Hey Tem! Where's our stuff?" Miyuki asked.

"They're in the trunk." Temari replied, throwing the car keys to Miyuki,

"I can't believe we're going to stay here…" Kankuro muttered,

"Oh c'mon, it's only for a week!" Ria said.

Miyuki came back with all of their stuff.

"I can't believe you can carry them all at the same time." Sakura said.

"Not really. Kia and Sazumi are carrying the other stuff." Miyuki replied.

"I wanna sleep now…" Kia yawned. It was already 10:00 in the evening.

"Okay. We'll get some shut-eye first and we all fix our stuff tomorrow." Kayee said.

Everyone agreed.

"Wait! Who's gonna sleep where and with who?" Ten-Ten asked.

"Can I sleep with Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked. Sakura hit him on the head.

"Heck no!"

Naruto slept with Lee. Sakura and Ino slept together. Suzume and Saya slept together. Shino and Sasuke slept together. Kia and Kayee slept together. Neji slept alone. Kiba and Hinata slept together. Gaara slept alone. Ria slept with Inodama. Temari and Kankuro slept in different beds but in the same room. (Waita minute, did I say Gaara was sleeping? Ahahaha. He wasn't. )

Next day, all the girls cooked their breakfast while the guys…well, they were total…SLACKERS (!) for the time being.

Lee stood up from his chair, exclaiming, "I'm finished with the novel."

"Hooray…?" Neji said, with no reaction.

"Oh great. You're sarcastic today." Lee muttered, "…who wants to read the novel?"

Crickets chirping.

Lee faces Gaara.

"Hey Gaara, you're a creepy type of guy, right? Then, read the novel…c'mon!"

Gaara didn't reply and took a sit.

"Oh fine, I'll read it." Sasuke answered "Gimme' that book."

Lee smiled with delight and handed Sasuke the book.

8 hours passed. It was 6:00 in the evening. Sasuke was done reading it.

"Woah…that was…fast!" Kia said.

"Think you can beat that, Unecha?" Sasuke replied, smirking.

"Yeah!"

"Then, show me."

"Later…don't have time for your silly little competition!"

"LQ again." Sazumi muttered.

Kia grumbled and stormed out of the room.

"She dig's me." Sasuke said, smiling.

"No, I don't!" Kia exclaimed, overhearing him.

"What now?" Suzume asked, "We got nothing to do…"

"How about 'Truth or Dare'?" Saya suggested.

"Alright, who wants to play…?" Temari asked.

"We do!"

Everyone joined in.

After several minutes, it was Sasuke's turn to give a dare to Lee.

"Say 'Bloody Mary' 13 times in the washroom. Make sure all the lights are off and the door is closed." He said.

"You can't be serious!" Lee replied.

"C'mon…you ain't chicken, aren't you?" Kankuro asked.

"No, course not. I'll do it."

"Where on earth did you get that dare?" Kia asked Sasuke.

"Lee's novel." Sasuke replied. He seemed to notice that Kia was worried. "Don't worry…it ain't real."

Is Sasuke right? Or is he wrong?