Title: The Deal

Disclaimer: plot is mine; characters are Rowling's

"Shut up, Potter." I've said this so many times it's starting to sound like my catchphrase.

"Evans, if you keep saying that, I'm never going to get to talk to you." The bane of my existence is now complaining, can he not take a hint?

"Point made."

"Can you two just make a deal?" Sirius asks, clearly exasperated.

"Depends on the deal."

"If I have a chance at winning then yes please!"

"Let the man speak, Potter!"

"You let him speak, Evans!"

"Shut up, you insufferable morons! Evans, all Prongs wants is a date with the one girl he can't have! Is that too much to ask, for a date, just one date?" Potter starts to grin when Sirius turns to him. "And you Prongs, your so bloody annoying that I can see why Evans wouldn't want to date you."

"Ow, that stung, padfoot." Potter makes a jokingly hurt face.

"Anyway, Lily, you don't have to go on a date with him," Potter looked very disappointed at this and I smirked happily. "But, I have a catch, Remus is going to cast a charm on you two, thus making you hold hands all day."

"And what if we need to use the bathroom?" I ask while Potter is smiling like he has a plan, please shoot me!

"When said problem occurs Potter, who I know will gladly oblige, shall wait out side until you are done." Potter nods. "As for you, Remus will explain."

"I charmed the floor around the boy's bathrooms to release your hands, make you stick to the floor, let James 'go', then the hand-holding charm will resume." Remus ended.

"You're onboard with my day long torture too?" I now feel trapped.

"You're torturing yourself and Prongs by not going out with him." At this I blush the shade of my hair.

"Now, what do I gain if I don't feel like dating Jame-I mean Potter at the end of the day?" I'm very curious at this point.

"You can join us in helping with Remus' -er- problem." Sirius whispers.

"Deal, Evans?"

"You've got yourself a deal, Potter."

"Good, it starts tomorrow at 7 o'clock in the common room." Sirius ends the conversation and we shake hands on it.

"Until tomorrow, Evans?"

"Until next hour, idiot."

Jily fic first chapter update at random love ya toodles!