The sun rises at Minecraft...

"Good mo-o-o-orning Pork!" The sheep greeted the pig.

"Arrgh, just SHUUTT UP!, SOMEMOB'S TRY'NA SLEEP HERE!" Pork shouted.

"Wow, how ruuude! What's wrong with Pork, Kirsten?" The cow asked.

"Meeeehh, nothin'much Shiela,that's his normal attitude anyways." Kirsten sighed.

"Steve's been busy milking me all day, yesterday! Is he a pervert or something?" Shiela asked.

"Yeah, he's been drinking all sorts of fluids! I think that's maybe why he's not waking up, I think he's drunk or something. Truth is, from all the players I've met, they're doin' that to cows to get milk to remove dizzyness or whatnot." Kirsten replied.

"Correction: Potions, not fluid." The wolf barked.

"Same old, same old..." Kirsten muttered.

"Well, look who's awake to finally show-off! For a rich kid, you got tied on a lead." Shiela said in disbelif.

"Well, at least im not spoiled!" The wolf rolled his eyes.

"Listen, Robert. You get fed everyday and Steve also takes you out on a walk. We vegetairians however, wait for our food. H-how is that not spoiled?" Kirsten questioned.

"Kirsten, he does that to me. I prefer to be freed in the wild. You guys know that feeling." Robert snapped.

"Oh, look DERBY! Animals stuck to the fence! Heuwh, heuwh, heuwh!" the squid teased from a nearby river.

"Have you got anything else new to tease us, Dubdub? You've been doing that like, Fo-evar!" Shiela questioned the annoying nieghbor.

"Uh...You see no one! Uh...Bye!" Dubdub sank to the water.

"I think that's why every Minecraftian hates squids..." Kirsten said.

[NIGHT TIME]

"Hello, bob!" Robert barked at the zombie.

"Sup dog! I'm feeling good tonight, I just stole a sword from the gates of the Nether back at daytime. This sword actually belongs to my buddy whiter skeleton , Trent.

"Nice!" Robert remarked. "Good luck though... But are you sure its ok forme to kill you again?"

"Nah, its fine! I'll just respawn somewhere else! But I'm not gonna lose this time! As long as I have this bad boy!" Bob replied.

"Riiiighhhtt." Robert muttered.

"Only if I were a dog, I can get kill every evil mob in sight! Just with my snout!" Pork snorted.

"Yeah, right. Well too bad you're a pig, I mean what can pigs do? Hah! Am I right Shiela?!" Kirsten teased.

"I can give food, and most importantly-"

*Steve walks in the Animal Farm.

"Saddle up, Porkchop!" Steve said and the whole gang laughed.

'Yeah, what can you do?! OOOHHH! #BURN2DAGROUND!" Pork snickered.

"Don't worry Kirsten, wait till' Steve gets a horse..." Shiela laughed.

"Hmph, I know right?" Kirsten replied.

"ENOUGH! Where not here to fight, we're here to look out for each other alright? Come on Robert," Steve said through the arguement.

"Finally I got out from the stupid lead, The thing that I only have to deal with is finding Bob, and of course, listening to the irritating noise of Pork's snorting." Robert taught.

"And hey, I got nothin' to do with it, and they think I'm useless?! Hah! WHO'S USELESS NOW HUH?! I mean they do give wool and milk and stuff but I'm usefull at two things, how 'bout that? Anyway's-"

Robert groaned while Pork continued to babble.

Finally, Steve swithced into his weapon.

"Hey! Where did the carrot GO!?" Pork asked.

"Easy Pork, it's in my inventory... We're here guys." Steve stopped as they looked through the view of flattened field, desert, snow, mountain biome collide in one mountain with a cavethat has a spawner.

"Wait here, Pork. Me and Robert are going to go inside." Steve commanded.

"Oh, greaaat. Can you give me the carrot at least?" Pork asked.

"Wait, until we get back." Steve said while his voice echoed through the cave.

Robert grinned at Pork.

[IN THE HEART OF THE CAVE]

"Woah..." Robert barked.

"Shhh! Just keep it down! You don't want to attract angry mobs just yet." Steve warned.

Steve mined some of the cobblestone at the dead end part of the cave and went deeper.

There was a long silence as they go deep and Steve heard a sound.

"Grrr..." "Is it just me or I heard a zombie.?" He asked. "Clickish..." "And a skeleton?" He added.

"No, I think you're just hungry." Robert said while Steve's head is turning around looking for them.

*Steve looked at his hunger bar. "Oh, I am hungry!" Steve said and ate cooked pork.

"Ohoh! Wait until pork sees this!" Robert snickered. "Oh! And, um you dropped your sticks I think that made the "clickish" sound." He added.

"And I just did..." Steve bent down and at the same time dodged the sword of the zombie behind him.

"LOOK OUT STEVE!" Robert barked and bit the zombie's leg.

"Hey, Dog!" Bob said.

"WHAT!?" Robert said.

"I also brought my friends," Suddenly, the sounds of growling became louder.

"SPAWNER PARTY AT MA' PLACE!" Bob screamed and slashed Steve.

"What the hell? Why am I whithered?!" Steve shouted and charged at the mobs, three and four shotting them in the face.

After a long fight, Steve mined the spawner.

"We did it Robert! Now let's see what's in store for us..." *Steve opened the chest. "Seeds, iron chestplate, diamond horse armor? Hmmm! Annd a saddle."

"Good, not bad, but good."

[OUTSIDE THE CAVE]

"Took you long enough!" Pork grumbled.

"Let's go home man!" Steve said equipping the carrot on a stick.

[BACK AT THE FARM]

*Robert eating beef while pork is eating his carrots

"Oh, that's just offensive man! Would ya eat lokingat another direction?! You eating my kind's flesh is making me barf!" Shiela demanded.

"Steve! We found a lost chick!" Kirsten said ignoring Shiela's sentence.

"Where is she now?" Steve asked while muching on pumpkin pie.

"Co'mon out baby chick!" Kirsten said.

"Hi~" The chick said going near the sheep's fence.

"Aww!~ She so C-UTE!" Shiela remarked.

"Let's call her... Quils..." Steve said while working in the anvil.

"Welcome to the farm, sister!" Kirsten said.

"Everyday is a new start!" Steve ended before going to bed.

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