This is a deleted chapter from Akatsuki trouble. I wrote it at school then completely forgot about it. Well here it is is this new Deleted Scenes Fic!!!!!!

I love it when it's Sasori's unfeeling time. The one time of day when he's completely out of it. Deidara's explosions or even syrup running down his face can't wake him up. I grabbed the hot pink nail polish, pink hair dye, purple make-up kit and started...

The poor boy will probably dump me for this. I snickered to myself evilly as I finished up. I walked into the living room and began watching burst angel. Suddenly Sasori woke up. By the time he entered the room I was barely able to conceal my shock.

I stared at him in horror as he leaned against the door frame in only jeans. He didn't know how ridicules he looked with all the make-up and polish. Especially with the dye! But the way he smirked at me proved me wrong... that large smirk showed his knowledge.

"I wanted to fuck you all night long but it seems you have other plans." He said motioning to the movies spread out around the tv.

"You didn't notice?" I asked incredulously.

"What?" He asked suddenly wide-eyed. Instantly he was running for the bathroom. A scream was heard all over the Akatsuki mansion.

"Oops..." I muttered softly.