Disclaimer:I don't own "Invader Zim, or The Nightmare Begins," Jhonen Vasquez does. I don't own "The Simpsons," Matt Groening does. I based Bir on "Bart Simpson. I do own "Leauna,"
Cast Age
Zim:133
Dib:12
Gir:1 year
Skoodge:140
Gaz:10
Leauna:128
Bir:6 months
Ash:11
Sayuri:13
Becky:14
Clad:12
Chapter 1 The Nightmare Regins Part 1
At the Massive, the Tallest were stuffing their faces with junk food. Nearby, a dark green vootcruiser was heading towards the parking lot. When the ship arrived, out stepped a four foot tall Irken girl. She had long wavy antennas that went all the way down to her orange jumpsuit. Her name was Leauna, whose dream was to be an invader.
Taking a deep breath she went inside the Massive ready to face her new leaders. Feeling nervous, her dark green eyes spotted a service drone. "Hey, you, I was wondering may I speak to the Tallest?" she asked.
"Let me go check," he said and crept inside the Tallest office. He saw his leaders playing checkino.
"Your move, Pur," Red yawned.
Purple observed the board and moved his black piece."I won! In your face Red." Purple said sneering. Red angry that he lost seven games in a row, whacked the board off the table. "Temper, temper," Purple teased.
"I'll show you temper," Red growled, and he threw the donuts on the ground.
The little alien bugs came and scurried away with the donuts yelling, "All hail, Red."
This brought a ten minute argument between the two. Then another drone came in with a box of chocolate donuts. "Do you smell, donuts?" Purple asked, hungrily, and they dove for the tasty treat.
The first drone didn't want to wait anymore so he spoke up, "Sir, a lady Irken wants to see you," he stated, calmy.
"Send her in," Red ordered, bored.
The drone opened the door and Leauna timidly walked in. "Hey! I know you!" Purple stated, shocked, standing up and he hovered over to her. "You were sent to Cellmaina for attempted murder on Tallest Spork!" he stated pointing an accusing finger. Gasp! You're back to kill Red! Or worst ME!" Purple screamed, scared, and started running around in circles.
"Uh...no. I'm here for the Great Assigning," she said with a big grin.
Purple stopped running and Red stared, then they burst out laughing. "Hahahahahaha! You missed it by a year," Purple laughed.
"Yeah, all the planets have been taken over," Red chuckled.
"Wait a minute. Red is that you?" Leauna asked.
Purple stared, confused. "Do you know her, Red?" he asked.
Red stared and started thinking for a really long time. "Nope," he stated and shoved a donut in his mouth.
"Never mind. I really want to be an invader, my Tallest. I waited fifty years," she argued.
"Well, that's great. Well call you in a hundred years," Red sneered.
"But, I really, really-Ten hours later- want to be an invader," Leauna begged.
Purple was snoring away, while Red looked like he was going to explode. "Fine! Just Shut The Hell Up!" Red yelled looking murderous.
"Great! So, what planet do I get to devastate?" Leauna asked eagerly.
"Er..go south, east, west, north and you're there," Red stated nervously.
She stared at him for a long time. "Great! So what about an SIR?" Leauna asked, eyes widening.
"Uh, you get a special SIR," Red answered, and he quickly designed a robot and it clunked to the floor.
"Does it work?" Leauna asked.
"Ha! Of course it works," Red laughed, nervously.
The robot's yellow eyes opened, "Bir, reporting for duty man," he said sounding just like Bart Simpson.
"Why is your name Bir?" Leauna asked confused.
"How the hell should I know?" he said rather rudely.
"Off to the voot," Leauna announced and stomped off, followed by Bir.
Purple was awake and yawned, "Deja vu."
Leauna and Bir were in the vootcrusier heading to the destination of the doomed planet. "This is great, Bir! When we get to this planet everything will go kaboom," she said smiling evilly.
"I'm going to sing the boom song now. Boom, boom, boomy, boom,boomy, bomm, booom.," he said. happily.
Six months later: "WILL YOU SHUT UP?" Leauna yelled, aggravated.
"Boom, boomy, boom," he continued.
She was just about to throw him out when- "We're here! Bir, focus, we need to know what these ugly things consider normal," Leauna ordered. They landed on the ground in an empty land spot. "Here! We'll make our base here," Leauna announced and they stepped outside.
"Okay, Bir, what did you see?" she asked.
"I don't know. I just stopped singing," Bir said and Leauna smacked her forehead.
Sighing, she drew up a yellow circle and orange house with pumpkins. She placed it in the ground and wires sprouted out and there was the house. "Now, for the best part: disguises. After all I can't wear my orange jumpsuit." she stated and brought up an image disguiser. The first one was a blond girl in a blue dress with glasses and green eyes. "Too ugly! It burns my eyes!" she squealed. The second one was a two hundred pound sumo wrestler. "To fatty!" she exclaimed. The third one was a tall skinny man. "I can't wear that! I'm a girl," she said disgusted. The fourth one was her in a dark green invader uniform with pale skin, long dark green wavy hair, and a dark green eye contacts like Zim's. "Oh, they all stink. Oh well. I'll wear that one," she sighed and went inside the machine. "Why does it have to hurt?" she yelled.
She left the machine and was in her disguise. "Hey! Where did she go? And who the hell are you?" Bir asked.
"I'm your master, Bir. Now how about a turtle?" she asked.
"I wanna be a scorpion," he stated evilly.
Leauna took Bir and put him in the machine. He came out looking like a stuffed turtle. He had a black shell with red skin and evil yellow eyes. A little weirded out by how evil he looked she grabbed him and they went inside the house. "Computer, show me places of learning," she ordered.
"Okay, sweetie pie," the computer stated sounding like Marge Simpson.
The screen showed the libraries and schools. "A school? Interesting. Those weird creatures will never suspect that I'm gonna turn them into mush! Hahahahahaha!" she laughed evilly, standing on the green translucent couch.
"Did you hear that?" Dib asked.
"Be quiet," Gaz replied.
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