Chapter 1: Rood Awakening.
Twas six am… in the morning, yeah, that's all. What? Were you expecting some kind of story filled with brave heroes, evil villains, thrilling action, and heartpounding drama? Well, you will get it, here it is.
Twas six a.m. in the morning. Kuro's alarm went off, he shut it off and smiled. "Today's the big day!" Kuro said. He ran outside of his tent, but first, he went through his closet and took out an apron and put it on. It said 'kiss the cook' and had Xion painted on it in black, very sloppily. Kuro then went through his stuff, got out batter, flour, and other ingredients, and a cooking… thing. Kuro plugged the cooking thing in the wall (There a outlets in his tent) and turned it on. After a few minutes of cooking, he had seven pancakes stacked high. Then he wrote "Happy Birthday" on the top one. Then he walked over to a tent that had 0 on it.
"Xero!" Kuro said, carrying the pancakes, "I made you a special birthday breakfast!"
"GO AWAY!" Xero yelled.
"Ok!" Kuro said happily. Then he walked over to the fire, and put the pancakes down.
"Oh!" he said, then he went over to Xero's tent, "Oh Xero!"
"GO AWAY!!" Xero yelled.
"Ok, but before I go, happy birthday!" Kuro said, then he went back to the fire. He saw that Zexion and Abinixia were having a romantic moment. Time to ruin it! Kuro went over and sat in between Zexion and Abinixia and put his arms around them, "Hey there, buddies! What are we talking about?" Kuro asked.
"Well," Abinixia said, "Me and Zexion were just talking about Xero."
"OOH! Juicy!" Kuro said.
"Not really," Zexion said, "We just were going to wish him a happy birthday, then he yelled go away."
"You guys too?" Kuro asked.
"What do you mean Too?" Zexion asked.
"I mean that he yelled at me when I gave him his pancakes." Kuro said. Abinixia and Zexion just looked at Kuro, who was still in the apron.
"Kiss the cook xion?" Zexion asked Kuro.
"Well, it's worth a shot." Kuro said.
"Sure it is…" Abinixia said. Then they heard Xero yell. They turned to see who it was, and it was none other then Xion. Who then came to the three.
"Xion!" Abinixia said, "We were just talking about you!"
"No." Xion said, before looking at anyone.
"What?" Zexion asked.
"Kuro's apron." Xion said.
"Ah…" Zexion said.
"Something is making Xero upset." Kuro said, "And I think I know who can help!"
"Xemnas?" Zexion asked.
"No…" Kuro said.
"Reno?" Abinixia asked.
"No, he's dead." Kuro said.
"The hobo eating those pancakes?" Xion asked.
"No, wait what?" Kuro asked. He turned around and saw a hobo eating Xero's pancakes. After a few minutes of scwavel, Kuro threw the hobo off and returned to the others.
"That was bob, apparently it was his birthday too." Kuro said.
"Odd," Xion said, "Now, who can help us?"
"Xemnas?" Zexion asked.
"No!" Kuro said, then he took out a piece of paper, "Everyone hold hands!" Kuro said, Zexion held Abinixia's hand, Xion held Abinixia's other hand, and Kuro held Xion's other hand. Then he red the piece of paper aloud:
"Lla ythgim sdirbyh fo eht tsap, ekat em dna esoht gnihcuot em!" Kuro said, "Odd spell." Then, the four of them were sent through a portal.
Holy crap! Exciting! What's wrong with Xero? Does Shadow have the answers? And what has Retsuchi been up to? Stay tuned and find out!