Disclaimer: This is the only time I'm doin this. DANGIT! I DON'T FRIGGIN OWN INUYASHA AND I NEVER WILL!

A/N: Ahh yes. I have done it again I have written another awesome story. Therefore I have given you something to do and to review for. Yay!

X-X-X-At the Bone eaters well (Feudal Era)/InuYasha's POV-X-X-X

"SIT!" There goes the wild banshee.

I slowly pulled myself from the ground. Well I guess I should explain.

My name is InuYasha, son of the great dog youkai, demon, InuTaishou, half-brother of the Youkai lord of the west "Lord" Sesshomaru, and owner of the Tetsusiga. I am a powerful hanyou, which is a half-demon.

The Banshee I speak of is this bitch here Kagome Higurashi. She is evil and uses these things called the beads of subjugation on me. They are also known as a rosary. Every time she says that dreaded word sit I get slammed to the ground. It hurts but if I complain she would probably sit me about 10 more times.

Would you like to know how this happened? Well let me enlighten you.

X-X-X-A large clearing in the forest of InuYasha/ Normal POV-X-X-X

A large roar was heard all throughout the forests and surrounding villages. A huge demon with large tree root-looking tentacles coming from where his legs should be.

"NARAKU DIE!" Screamed a teenage girl named Kagome.

She let the string of her bow go and the arrow pierced straight through the demon, Naraku's, heart. With a blood curdling scream he turned to ash.

Kagome as well as seven others stared in disbelief.

"We did it." The one named Sango finally spoke.

Suddenly they all burst out into cheers. A small fox kit ran to the ashes and poked them. Then when nothing happened he reached in and grabbed the small bead in the middle. The small demon ran over to where his surrogate mother Kagome was and handed her the bead and continued to dance and cheer with the others.

"Thanks, Shippo," She spoke to him.

"InuYasha, we did well huh?" Spoke Sango.

"Yeah we did," Inuyasha agreed with Sango.

"IT'S GONE! FINALLY GONE!" Screamed another teen.

"Your wind tunnels is gone Miroku?" Sango stuttered out in disbelief.

"Yes it is and now Sango," Miroku knelt down on one knee and pulled out a beautiful silver ring.

"M-Miroku?" Sango looked flustered.

"Will you marry me and bear my children?" He asked hopefully.

"YES!" Screamed Sango in joy.

A small cream colored cat with two tails walked over to the two and nuzzled them.

"Isn't this great Kirara?" Sango asked the cat demon in joy.

InuYasha and Kagome came over together and asked what they were freaking out about.

"We're getting married!" Sango chirped out.

"Oh Sango I'm so happy for you!" Kagome replied.

"Good job Miroku," congratulated InuYasha.

"Thanks my friend," Thanked Miroku.

Shippo just jumped around in joy. Then Sesshomaru and Kikyo the other two that helped fight Naraku walked over.

"Brother I must return to Rin," he stated.

"Okay, thank you so much for your help, Sesshomaru," Inuyasha hugged his brother.

Everyone gasped when Sesshomaru hugged him back. During the battle the two had come to a somewhat understanding. They were now closer than Sango and Miroku were.

"I'll see you around," InuYasha whispered.

"See you," with that Sesshomaru flew away on his silvery cloud.

InuYasha turned to Kikyo.

"InuYasha, come to hell with me we can be happy there. We can live together." Kikyo tried to grab onto InuYasha but he pushed her back.

"Kikyo I have to do this," Inuyasha pulled out his sword and sliced the clay woman to pieces.

"InuYasha why did you do that," questioned Kagome.

"Because she isn't human she was once dead and now needs to return where she belongs," InuYasha sheathed his sword.

"And because Kagome I love you," InuYasha got down on one knee and held onto Kagome's hand. " love you more than anything in the world. I want you to become my mate and live with me hare in the feudal era. Kagome Higurashi please make me the happiest man in the world and marry me."

He finished by placing a silver ring that was engraved. It said "My beautiful Miko" on the inside of it and on the outside was a beautiful sapphire.

"InuYasha," Kagome had tears in her eyes, "I would be honored."

With that InuYasha jumped up and hugged Kagome.

X-X-X-Flashback end/Normal POV-X-X-X

InuYasha stood there glaring at Kagome.

"SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!" She screamed.

"GYAAAH!" InuYasha screamed as he plummeted into the ground.

InuYasha crawled out of the large crater that formed under him.

"What the hell was that for?" He yelled at Kagome.

"You were standing there," she said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Of course," he mumbled under his breath.

"What was that," questioned Kagome.

"Nothing," he quickly covered up.

"That's what I thought, mutt," she snapped.

'Why do I take this? I don't even love her anymore.' InuYasha thought to himself.

He wandered outside where he jumped into the god tree. He was sitting when suddenly he smelled it, wolf. He knew who that was. Koga was coming this way. He loved Koga so much but there was nothing he could do about it. If he did tell him Kagome would sit him all the way to Mars. 'Here he comes,' InuYasha thought to himself.'3, 2, 1.' Suddenly a tornado came straight towards the hut right next to the god tree. Inuyasha jumped down and looked at Koga stopping right in front of him.

"Hey mutt how's my woman," as if on cue Kagome came out of the house.

"She's not your woman," InuYasha yelled at him.

"SIT!" Kagome screamed at him.

"What don't you care that he claims you huh," InuYasha yelled at her. "Do you want to go off and live with him an be his mate 'cause I wouldn't care!" The truth was he really did care. He couldn't care less for Kagome but if she went to live with Koga he'd be heartbroken.

Kagome's face started turning red. She took a deep breath and…

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She finished out of breath. He could have sworn he was being lifted into someone's arms just before he slipped into unconsciousness.

A/N: Wow I think that this is pretty good so far if you want more let me know 'cause I think it would be good. Also I wanna do a Bleach story but I need to know what you think. Let me know it may be a Grimm/Ulqui story there's just not enough of those. So yeah, let me know. Bye Bye!