THE DAY KLAUS VONSOMETHING DIED

*** I'm sorry but i just had to do this.

It has been a week since Fabia tragically died (More like happy) and the battle brawlers were enjoying yet another beautiful day of summer. Until...DUN DUN DUN!... Klaus asked Alice out.

*Flashback

"Alice, will you go out with me?" Klaus was down on one knee. To any stranger it would look like Klaus was proposing to Alice. Except with no ring. Alice was shocked, and disgusted. "Ewww, hell no" Alice turned around and walked out of the park. Klaus just kneeled there. 'What did i do wrong?'

Alice still remembered that day clearly, for it was just three days ago that he had asked her out. Ever since then, he had been texting her and sending her mail saying that he really liked her. Alice just ended up blocking him from...EVERYWHERE! If she was heading to the mall and Klaus was there, she'd turn around and go back the next day. She didn't want to be seen with him in public. And who wears that stuff now a days? Alice always asks herself. Why must he dress like some weird pirate from like, the 20th century? Alice was making her way to the cafe when suddenly someone grabbed her from behind. Alice caught a glimpse of who grabbed her and she sighed. It was just Shun. "Hey, don't ever do that again! It scared me" Shun smirked "Sorry. Hey, I've been watching Klaus and..." "Stalker" I whispered to myself "Hey, i heard that! And anyways, he's always staring at you! I'm gonna end this madness" Alice just laughed "Madness? Sure, go ahead. Knock yourself out. What are you going to do? Battle him? And the winner takes it all!" Shun thought about it for a while 'I am a better brawler...' Alice looked at him worriedly "You know i was just joking right?" "Yeah, sure you were. The loser should jump off a bridge!" "NO! What if you lose? Oh wait. That'll never happen..." Shun chuckled "Of course it won't. C'mon, let's find him".

***If you have any ideas of how Klaus will die and suffer, please comment! Nothing too gory please (This means you, Taymontu)