Ah, hello. I have been brought back to life to speak of my sex life. Oh. You could've asked me literally anything and you go with this?
…
No! I am not nervous- it's just you brought me back from the dead. I thought it'd be more of a question on politics or BloodClan.
…
Why is my sex life intriguing in the first place?
…
Hah! This is the way the Warriors fandom views me? Alright, alright… Where shall I begin to tackle this? Hum. I never met an Ashfur in my life, for starts. Maybe I may have liked him, all do I prefer she-cats.
…
Ah, yes. It makes sense you'd be intrigued by the chance of kits. A great leader does need an heir. Regarding that, my heir was Bone. Not officially, but he would've naturally taken my place. If he failed, then whatever other powerful cat would've managed.
As to the matter of kits… yes, of course I have had them. I do not know many of them by name, as the she-cats didn't have much of a choice while mating.
…
I was a murderer. What made you think I had a healthy love life? Anyway, if I had to give a rough number I'd say I've had around a hundred kits… all do few must've survived this long. Any more questions?
…
We are not discussing my collar colour, I have had enough of this childishness. Can't you see it?