Summary: What's so sexual about a manual?
Warnings: BoyXBoy, SasuNaru, Implied Stuff, so don't like don't read.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Happy?
A/N: My friend Justin was messing with me and happened to mention something about proper insertion. My pervy little mind went to work, and this is what it spawned.
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Manual
Sasuke entered his apartment after a boring C rank mission to find Naruto on the couch. He walked over to his favorite kitsune and noticed a look of utmost concentration plastered on his face. This wasn't exactly like the blonde, so Sasuke just had to know what was going on.
"What are you reading, Naru-chan?" he inquired as he hugged Naruto from behind.
"An instruction manual for one of my gifts from Christmas," he replied with a grin.
Sasuke raised a slender eyebrow in question.
"Gaara sent it to me and it just got here this morning."
"That freak?" Sasuke had never really like Gaara, and avoided talking about him.
"He's not a freak," Naruto said with a pout. "He's actually pretty nice once you get past his split personalities."
"Hn."
Sasuke let go of the Kyuubi vessel and went to his room in search of the book he had been previously reading. Naruto had apparently moved the book, so it took a while for Sasuke to locate it. When he finally found it, he slowly made his way back to the living room, avidly reading the novel until he heard Naruto reading aloud.
"Section 1: Proper Insertion. Step 1: Make sure unit S is properly lubricated before inserting it into hole N."
Sasuke almost dropped the book, but luckily he caught it. A few naughty thoughts ran through his head, but he quickly shook them away before finding a comfortable spot to read. There was nothing sexual at all about an instruction manual, right?
Wrong.
"Step 2: Slowly insert the properly lubricated unit S into hole N. Wait for hole N to adjust to the pressure."
'What the hell?'
Sasuke pinched the bridge of his nose as he felt a nosebleed coming on. What exactly was the blonde shinobi putting together?
"Step 3: Slowly move unit S in and out of hole N. Gradually increase speed to a quick thrust."
Sasuke swiped a few tissues from a nearby tissue box as blood steadily dripped from his nose. Sasuke surveyed his predicament as he tried to stop the bleeding. He was battling a nosebleed with a hard on as perverted thoughts wreaked havoc upon his mind and the object of his little fantasies was sitting right in front of him. Self-control is pretty damn hard to retain in such a situation, as Sasuke was quickly learning. Things couldn't get worse. Nothing's worse than sitting in front of you're boyfriend like that, right?
Wrong again.
Naruto got up to stretch and just happened to drop his book. Then he just happened to bend over right in front of Sasuke, giving him a full view of that cute little ass that he loved so much.
'Self-control can wait.'
Sasuke pounced on Naruto and…well, you know…
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Naruto snuggled closer to Sasuke as they lay together, bodies flushed and sweat coated from their previous activities. Then, Sasuke thought back to the manual.
"What were you putting together, anyway?"
Naruto giggled.
"Nothing."
Sasuke stared in confusion as he showed him the cover of the so-called 'manual'. '101 Ways To Make Your Boyfriend Horny' was printed across it in bold, red letters. Sasuke let a smile grace his features as he hugged Naruto tighter and they fell asleep in each other's arms.
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A/N: Heh. I couldn't resist putting 'Naru-chan' in there. My first fanfiction ever, so be nice, okay? Criticism welcomed, flames tolerated.