Warnings- like 1 bad word that's not even bad
Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto, sigh, wish I did though.
A/N- And on with the story
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"Naruto, I'm sorry." Sakura-chan said. "I've looked under every listing of Sasuke and Uchiha in this village's database, but I just can't seem to find him." She seemed to sigh at the last part. I knew that she was tired of ;looking for him, and that she thought that I should just give up as well, but that was easier said than done. He was like a brother to me. My rival. My best friend. We had been through so much together. If we had to I would search to the end the earth-and the universe if necessary- to find him and drag his sadistic ass back home.
"Did you check under bastard?" I asked. " you know, the Teme's middle name…'member? Sasuke 'Bastard' Uchiha." I was cracking up on the inside, but she just rolled her eyes, thanked the receptionist at the desk and pulled me out of Suna to the next town. As I was being pulled away I was pretty sure that I could see Gaara staring at me. I wasn't sure if it was him, but deciding since I didn't know anyone else with fiery red hair and panda eyes, I waved wildly back at him. Sakura tossed her bubble gum pink hair back out of her eyes and swiftly hit me over the head and only to add to the pain dragged me through the sand by my spiky blonde hair.
I'll find Sasuke eventually. And when I do, he's gonna have a sore ear.
My second story. Yea. Idea came from my bother when I thought he said bastard when looking for his friend the school directory. He had quite a headache after I was done with him. RxR.