A/N: okay this idea was from a friend.
Sakura and Ino where making a hell lot of fun out of Sasuke. "I'm Sasuke, and I'm an emo, I'm soooo emo" Ino covered half of her face in an emo fringe. Sakura laughed. "Omg I'm soooo emo I slit my wrists every day" she said moving her hands in cutting motions.
(not dissin emo's here, dissn Sas-gay)
In the shadows of a dark alleyway…Gaara, was getting high with Sasuke when the heard the voice of and angelic angel.
"Ohh yeah Ino Sasuke is totally geeky" Sakura said.
Gaara and Sasuke stepped out of the alley "You wanna hit this shit?" Gaara asked and cracked up laughing, he tried to pull a straight face but it wouldn't stop twitching.
"Why are we gonna get it on in a dark alley way?" Sakura asked flirtatiously at Gaara.
"Ohh yeah baby" and he dragged her down the alleyway.
"You didn't hear any of that did you?" Ino asked, shaking, ever so slightly.
"Oh yeah" Sasuke had regained his composure and cringed at the sounds, emitting themselves from the dark shadows.
"For the record…I'm not emo…I'm just individual…bitch"
And he walked off.
"Okay that was wack"
Sakura came out of the alleyway. "Ohh shit I forgot the shrink wrapping" so nine months later Sakura had a baby with pink hair, red eyes…and eight tentacles. Gaara soon killed himself and Sakura drowned in her bath when she left her LPG heater on.
THE END!!!!!!!!!
A/N: was that random or what!?!