Story For RKO.I.F.
A/N: this story is for RKO.I.F. after seeing a certain part in RAW I decided to write this to cheer her up.
Ok so the hoe, AKA Kelly Kelly likes Mr. RKO himself, Randal Orton. Well Fuck no, lets see what really happened…
On air…
"I don't know why your avoiding me, I tried protecting you from Kane, and you can't even return a single call? You told me you liked me and I really liked you too" camera starts to zoom out "I thought that night we had was special" camera shows Randy Orton as the one she is talking too.
"Ah are you kidding me?" he laughs slightly "it was one night Kelly and frankly it wasn't all that memorable. I used you" he said clearly into her ear "you are Pathetic, the last thing I need with the World Heavyweight Championship on the line, is a distraction…" he pauses shortly "like you" she looks down sad and he walks away. She fights back the tears ready to pour out, and the Camera turns off to the Ring now showing Manu's fight.
Randy comes back off air to finish his conversation with her.
"But Randy, I thought-"
"You thought wrong Kelly, I was tired of my wife Sam, and Drunk, you mean nothing to me."
"I-"
"Just go away and cry, I don't like you and frankly, you suck in bed! You may look pretty but everyone who is smart knows as well as I do, that you are just a hoe!" he said straight to her face. She held back the tears as hard as she could only letting a few slip.
"Randy, but you said you liked me"
"Ha, you think I like you?" she nodded "Just give up, I don't like you, never liked you, and will never like you!"
"Ok, so you said you were bored with you wife, why chose me then?" she said the tears finally coming out.
"You were the first pretty face I saw, while drunk. If it wasn't you I saw, it could have been anyone could have been a random ugly hobo off the street I was so drunk. Face it Kelly, I do not like you!" he said as clear as possible. He walked away to find out of Manu is still able to be in his "legend club" as he calls it.
A/N: ok so this is short but it helps out my friend I hope. If it didn't help you, then just txt me, its ok, you'll get through it!!!!