Know your smashers OMG
Disclaimer: No I own nothing. Even references to any band, movie etc., they don't belong to me.
I know this has been done like a thousand times already but I don't care.
Chappie..start!
Chapter one: Marth is really...who?
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"What's with the motherbeeeping lights here?! Is this some stupid reality show?" Marth screamed covering his eyes with his hands because the light was really bright.
"Sit down now." A voice boomed out of nowhere.
"...I can't see your beeping face. Come out you beeping coward and I'll beat you to death!" The prince kept shouting insults at the voice.
"Sit.Down.Now." The voice Repeated.
"...Fine, if it will make you shut the beep up!"
"Good boy."
"Good boy? I'm a badass prince, motherbeeep!"
"That thing your wearing on your head's fake! FAKE! Hahahaha!"
"No it isn't! It's real! I got it from my sister Elice before she died."
"Shut up, it's from a 99 cents store! It says "Made in China"."
"Uh uh."
"Yup"
"beep no."
"Hell yes"
"God, stop annoying me!"
"No I won't!
"..."
"Marth's hair is just a wig! He has shaved hair!"
"N-no, please.."
"Your so-called sister isn't your sister at all. She's really related to Ike."
"What the beeep? You teasing me son of a bitch?? And can how that asshole be related to my sis!"
"Here's some proof."
A picture falls from the celling, floating down to Marth's hands.
"WHAT THE BEEP?!" Marth's voice grew more harsher when he saw the picture of Ike holding Elice's hand.
"That voice...can it be?" The guy out of nowhere walked out of the shadows.
"Who?! Spit it out!"
"Corey Taylor? What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in Iowa right now?"
"Just who the hell are you talking about? I'm Marth, prince of Altea!"
"Your just drunk..remember that time when you drank too much and thought you were some prince."
"I don't drink beer and other crap."
"Yes you do. Now come back with us."
"I don't even know you, how I'm supposed to go with some dude I never saw or met?!"
"Stop denying the truth!"
"Ok, you got the wrong guy. Now get the hell out of my face."
"I know your voice so it's gotta be you!"
"Who the hell's 'I'?"
"James Root."
"James Sunderland? You suck ass."
"No way.."
"James from Pokemon?"
"WTF?"
"..." Marth stood in silence
"James from Slipknot and Stonesour..hello? The guy who plays with the guitar."
"Doesn't ring any bell to me."
"Oh come on! Snap out of it! You know who you are, Corey."
"Riiight..just because I sound like your friend who's not here at all, means I'm really him."
"...Yes."
"For the last time, I'm not Cor-" Marth gets really pissed off and the screen shows "We'll be back soon!" due to beating the guy to death.
Later, Marth was sent to the hospital and tried to kill everyone there with a gun and many people were injured. Even James and the other band members who tired to calm him down. They were sent to a different hospital since Cory...oops I mean Marth went Freddy on them.
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Sucks for Marth, eh? I'm sorry this chapter sucks ass, not very funny like the other Know your smashers and so short. It was the first thing that popped in my mind and I wrote this one down. I'm really sorry.
Dumb ole references
Spit it out, a Slipknot song..
James Sunderland, guy from Silent Hill 2
Please R&R. No flames please. You can give me better ideas for this fic.