It had been a long day at the hospital and I was worn out. I sat down in the arm chair and turned on the TV. nothing good on. Just then my son Emmett came down stairs.

"Hi Emmett."

"Hi Carlisle. Long day?"

"Yeah. How was yours"

"Boring. At least I'm home now. I have to do something very important I need to do." He seemed very serious which was surprising.

"What do need to do Emmett?"

"I need to go flirt with an evergreen." Again he was completely serious. "Shhhhhhhh. Don't tell Rosalie." Then he walked out the door. That was strange even for Emmett. Next Jasper came in.

"Hi Carlisle. sorry I can't talk right now. I need to go outside and race ferrets with Emmett."

"Emmett said he had to go flirt with an evergreen."

"Jasper gasped appalled. "HE"S BLOWING ME OFF AGAIN!" he yelled and then ran out the door. Five minutes later my wife Esme came in to the room.

"Oh Esme, I'm having the strangest day."

"Really? I'd love to hear about it darling but I need to go plant my new shoes in the garden." And then she skipped out the door. What the heck was going on? My daughter Alice came into the room next.

"Hi Carlisle. I'm off on a shopping spree." Finally something normal. Alice was always shopping. "I need to go buy the Brooklyn Bridge." Okay Alice only ever shopped for things like close and cars and diamonds. She would never buy something like a bridge. My day was back to being weird. Alice left me then skipping out the door. Then my other daughter Rosalie came in.

"Carlisle have you seen Bella? I forgot to tell her how pretty she looks today." I now couldn't believe my ears. I love Rosalie but she almost never gave a complement. Bella was defiantly not her favorite person (or if you want to be correct vampire.) She wouldn't complement Bella in a million years, let alone tell her she was pretty. What was wrong with the world (besides the fact that there were vampires, werewolves, and other creatures in it?)

"Rosalie did you just say you needed to tell Bella she was pretty?"

"Yeah. She looks prettier than me."

"Sorry I haven't seen her." She shrugged and then walked outside. Then I heard a loud yell from Rosalie. "EMMETT MCCARTY CULLEN YOU STOP FLIRTING WITH THAT EVERGREEN RIGHT NOW!" Yeesh.

After that Bella and my last son Edward came in. Was the whole family here today? "Yes." Edward said answering my mental question.

"Ok. Then. So what crazy thing are you two up to?"

"Well, Edward and I are going to go to Paris and see if the paintings at the Louvre talk. I really want to know more about the Mona Lisa."

"By Carlisle." And they were out the door. Finally my last two family members came in. They were my beloved granddaughter Renesmee or Nessie as she preformed to be call and her boyfriend Jacob.

"You guys aren't going to do anything stupid like buy the Brooklyn Bridge or flirt with tree's or plant shoes right?"

"Of course not." Nessie answered me. "Jakey and me are of to go re-establish the Roman Empire...in Pittsburgh. Do you want to come?"

"No, I'm fine thanks Ness. you and Jacob have fun." They walked out the door and I finally went insane. I busted out of the house yelling "Why is my family crazy! WHY? WHY? WHY?"

Then I looked around. Everyone was sitting in the yard enjoying the beautiful day.

"Hi" everyone said at once.

"Why aren't you all acting crazy and racing ferrets and talking to paintings?"

"Why would we do that stuff?" Alice asked me.

"Because you said you were."

"No we didn't"

"Yes you did."

Then Nessie and Emmett started laughing. "Grandpa," Nessie said to me, "We were pranking you." Then I joined in with the laughter.