Once upon time there was 8 year old kid named SquirellelKing who rode Half Life 2 fanfic aboot guy call John Freemen and half life 2 cast where lauging like Team Fortess 2 scout cuz of how bad it wuz lol
At the sane time famoose Garry's modder Dasboschitt waz sexing Renaman while TF2 Soldier wuz watching and kept saying SECKSECKSECKS but Das hates babies end went to kill it butt it didn't die becauze he too was lauging like TF2 scout end den das bow shit namd him dyj1990 and left him 2 dai :c
When DJY1990 grew up he herd the story and said I CAN HAS E-FAME and turn on his arm thrusters and flew home to make movie about JF and made him in his owned image w/ text superimposed over vid LIKE 4CHAN IMAGE MARCOS
The video...was a hit.
DJY1990 decided to make merch like tshits off SquirelelKing's work (with Garry's Mod characters) and sold out to Machinima like how Metallica sold out with Black Album and started to make movies about OVER 9000 WAYS TO DIE IN GARRY'S MOD witch has hl2 chars w/tf2 voices becuz he only played tf2 like a new bee
And speaking of /b/ he oslo usez 4chan meems 2 be LOL FUNNY AND RANDOM like little kuriboh and to make e-z money without making ORIGINAL JOKES DO NOT STEAL
AND THEN
JOHN FREEMAN
WAS
A SELL OUT
THE END