Steps to Life

1) Drive a car

2) Break your car

3) Masturbate

5) Don't pay taxes

6) Get FBI knocking on your door

7) Go to jail

8) Break out of jail

9) Bring friend with you

10) Go to a barbershop

11) Kill someone

12) Purchase some Asian food

13) Grab a tool

14) Whack a politician with that tool

15) Kill the president

16) Run from feds

17) Get a gun

18) Shoot that gun

20) Get a job

21) Quit that job

22) Don't die

23) Kill yourself