14th February

Devil May Cry Office. A calm and (rarely) serious business. It's owned by Dante, the Son of Sparda, and has several female helpers. Right now, two of these helpers, Trish and Lady, are eating pizza.

"Hey, do you know what day is" the gun specialist asked, taking another bite.

"Hmm? It's the 14th, why?" Trish replied taking another piece.

"It's Valentine's Day!"

"Oh, really? I guess I forgot about it" the blond responded, finishing her piece.

"Yeah, it's so cool! Do you think Dante will ask me to go out with him? Just the two of us?" the brunette says excited.

"WHAT?" the other girl stopped licking her fingers (1) to look at the devil hunter.

"I said, do you think th---"

"That's not what I meant! If Dante is asking anyone out, is me"

"Hell NO! He's asking me out! He would never go out with you!" Lady said setting the pizza box on the side. The last thing they needed was a dirty office, wasted pizza and an angry Dante. He would be so mad if they wasted his precious pizza.

"And why is that!?" the blonde descended from her sitting place on the desk (2)

"Because you're his mother's clone!" both her fists were on the table with a loud 'thump'.

"At least I'm not a two different eye freak!" the devil said making a similar action.

"Plank head!"

"Daddy's girl!"

Now, they're throwing angry glares at each other. And with a flying desk, they're at the other's throats. Insults and curses can be heard all over the place, while the several hand guns used by Lady, Kalina Ann, Sparda and Luce&Ombra are being throw all over the air.

"Will you go out with me?" A familiar male voice asked, interrupting the fight. Lady is on top of Trish, holding one of her guns at her throat, while the devil has a electric charged one pointed at her head.

"Yes, of course I will!" a female voice says out of nowhere.

"Cool! Let's go." Dante walks to the door, followed by a red headed girl. "Trish, Lady! Take care of the Office while I'm gone" and, with this he closes the door.

"He chose Lucia.."Trish said while Lady was starting to get on her feet.

"Again." Lady sighed and helped the other female up.

" We seriously need to get rid of her"

"Yeah, next year EhEhEHEH" the brunette says opening the door. "C'mon, let's hit the clubs. Maybe there we will find a man that's worth our time"

The two females leave the office laughing, while headed to the nearest club.

Yeah… I'm dunno how I got this idea… blame the boring classes, and all of the chat about the Valentine's Day. I actually wrote it last 14th February XD I'm not a fan of DantexLucia, I'm more like DantexTrish and DantexLady, but this idea just got in my head...

(1) – Like that scene from Devil May Cry 4, where Lady talks to Dante and Trish about the mission.

(2) - Again, like the scene from DMC4

Hope you like it XD.