Rated T for serious topics, some swearing and, maybe, some violence in future chapters. Many thanks to user Coneofwonders who helped me to translate my story. I wouldn't create this without his help!

It doesn't matter what year it is, it is not far from the future. Let's say it's 2019. I don't care about political situations in this time. Maybe Russia continued its aggression against Baltic countries. Maybe Ukraine stopped existing. It is important that I established company which... created the Kung Fu Panda dimension. This was possible now. My crazy project has been financed and I was seen as mentally ill by haters. I had the best technology in the world, because of USA finance help- The budget for my company was a few millions dollars. Why I get so generous sponsorship? We'll get know it later.

The best supercomputers and the smartest of specialists worked on my amazing project. I had a YouTube channel with few hundred thousands viewers. And, of course, long ago I received every rights from DreamWorks to their "intellectual properties". Finally! After months of much hard work, I finally made it- I created own universe this virtual world that I could taste with every sense - without any accessories that you put on, or other gadgets. Simply, I created a world as natural as ours.

The power of technology! Of course, I didn't want to share my work with anyone, because who would share with work of your life? What? Every worker received good salary, fans might wait for some time, and as for the haters... screw them.

This epic, summer, day I used the "portal" for the first time.

- Be careful- said a man in a white gown, my most trusted worker.

- I will come back when I talk with Five - I replied convincing myself. I turned on the portal. I looked into the unclear portal not with said excitement, but also with fear.

- "What they will think, when I go there"-This thinking didn't let me be calm down.. Well, you only live once. I fought for all my life to achieve this.

I went in and with an unclear view, appeared that well known village before us. I felt smell of fresher, warmer and more moist air. The sun blinded me. It was noon. Few villagers on the left- gooses and pigs, sighted an unusual guest, and shouted silently with amazement.

- "It's like I imagined."- I thought, proud of myself.

Breaking my inborn shyness, I slowly walked up to one of them, and asked:

- I don't have bad intentions. Could tell me how I could get to the Jade Palace?

One gander replied unsure:

- Welcome Stranger. The Jade Palace is there- He showed me the direction with his finger, or rather his wing. I turned to face the direction he was pointing in.

- Do you know whether I can enter without permission?

- I don't know Mr. The Masters sometimes let us visit Palace during only some events, but I don't think so, that they would have time to do another than training.

- Thanks for the information. Goodbye! - I responded with gentle pitch.

I gave a sign to my employees on the other side of portal, letting them know that everything is alright. I closed the portal, and walked to the end of the street, where a huge set of stairs layed, leading to my destination.

Moving onward, I glanced to Mr. Ping's restaurant, because there might reside our well known Po, and many villagers, and I didn't want to attract any attention, at least for now. Because, I belong to people who easily get nervous when many people are looking on.

These, villagers, that I met not so long ago, were still looking at me, and were starting to talk lively, surely about me. Thankfully, The Panda was nowhere in sight, so I could calmly stepped forward. Glancing into the restaurant there, I saw Mr. Ping, who didn't see me, since he was busy with cooking and was currently serving two rabbits. I only saw their backs, so the didn't see me. I went forward, trying not to care about what others thought of my apperance. I heard unpleasant whispers about me.

- "I knew that it would have been like that. But at least I know, that the villagers reacted as they should have." -I thought.

I reached the foot of the stairs, and I stopped for a moment. I breathed in the fresh air, and I said:
- The Land Of Dreams, Here I come!

In the next chapter, I, the main character, I'm going to Jade Palace to tell our characters that they are only products of human imagination. No one in fanfictions did it. Before I reach there, I will be explaining technical matters, and carrying on a controversy about some things in plot. I think, it's necessary to expand my plot.

It might appear references to memes, and saying overally, human culture. May be interesting, sometimes funny, sometimes philosophically.

Chapters 1-4 are already made, but translating takes a lot of time.

This is my first, and very difficult fanfic, so please be understanding. :)