AN: Ok, peeps, here's another new one for ya. Had this one finished a few years ago and finally had the time to upload it. Hope this will be to your liking, and look for daily updates! (Monday-Friday)

Chapter 1

One day, Randy Orton, Candice Michelle, Matt Hardy, Eve Torres, Jeff Hardy, Maria Kanellis, Edge, and Kelly Kelly were all hanging out and were bored with nothing to do-until a road trip comes into play! Little did they know, they were in for a series of wild rides...

Act 1 - Dude, Where's My Car? (Intro)

While the others were chilling out, Eve and Edge were in a grueling round of ping pong...

Eve swung the ball towards Edge, hoping that he'd miss, when he forcefully swung the ball back towards her, nearly hitting her in the face. "AH!" she cried. "EDGE, you almost struck me, you jerk!"

"HA! You're just jealous, girlie, cause I beat you again! That's 25 games in a row!" he exclaimed.

"I was tired! I wanted to stop around 45 minutes ago, but NOO, you wouldn't let me!" she argued.

"Ah, you're just upset because this isn't the sport for you. Why don't you just stick to shopping and cooking meals, ok?" he asked with a smirk while she scoffed.

"Shut up, Edge!" she snapped, joining Matt, who was reading a book. "Matt, why didn't you tell him off?"

"Edge, stop harassing Eve or else I'll have to kick your ass." he said quickly, not taking his eyes off the book.

As a reply, Edge stuck his tongue out towards him.

"Uh, Matt, you've been buried in that book all morning! Give your amazing, hyper-fueled girlfriend some attention, will ya?" she asked, pulling the book down.

"Sorry, babe." he smiled, giving her a kiss. "It's just that this book is impossible to put down."

"Whatcha reading?" she asked.

"Uh, Harry Potter." he replied.

"Oh, cool, let me see what page you're on." she said while he moved the book away from her.

"Really Eve, that's not necessary!" he chuckled.

"Matt, what's wrong with you, let me see!" she exclaimed.

"Eve, he's really reading The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. He just put the Harry Potter there to use as a trick cover." Jeff announced, listening to his ipod with Maria.

Matt glared towards him while Eve snatched the Harry Potter book away, saw the real book and asked, "Why lie?"

"It's a good story." he blushed. "I'm gonna get us some punch."

As he headed off, he snatched Jeff's side of his headphones out of his ear while he looked back at him, stunned. "Well, at least I'M not the one reading women's novels!" he called.

"Says the boy who wears women's stockings over his arms when he heads down to the ring." Randy replied, holding Candice in his arms.

"Who asked you?" Jeff cried, putting his side of the headphones back in and tossing a pillow towards him.

"Someone's PMSing today." he replied.

"Oh, stop being mean." Candice replied.

"He started it!" he replied before they shared a kiss.

After that, Kelly entered the room and cried, "Guys, I'm SO hot!"

Edge, who was lazily lying on the ping pong table smiled and said, "I'll say, baby."

"No, I mean, it's like, 98 degrees in here! Can't we go somewhere, get away from this place for a while?" she asked.

"She has a point there. If we stay here all day, we're just gonna whither away in this heat." agreed Maria.

"But even if we go outside, it'll be the same as it is in here." replied Candice.

"Yeah, pools are probably a madhouse, all the ice in town's probably picked over..." agreed Randy.

"Wait. There IS the freezer." Jeff announced. "And Matt's been in there for an awfully long time."

Silence.

"HEY-MATT!" they cried, rushing to the kitchen.

He whipped around. "What, WHAT? OOF!" he cried while the gang nearly shoved him aside and all tried to fit into the freezer at the same time.

"SCOOCH, PEOPLE!" cried Eve.

"I need it, I'm sweating like a pig here!" exclaimed Edge.

"Guys-guys-WAIT A MINUTE!" Matt screamed, when everyone (with icicles over them) turned to him. "Just what the hell is going on here?"

"Hardy, as if you hadn't noticed, it's an oven out there and if we don't find a way to cool off, we're all gonna die." Randy replied. "And I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't want that."

"Yeah, I saw something like this on YouTube once. There was a time lapse video of a bunny decomposing where over a series of days, the flies and insects would devour the bunny from the inside out." explained Edge.

"Poor bunny!" Maria cried, worried.

"Oh, it gets worse! Then, the bunny got bigger and bigger and bigger until...KABOOM! At the end, there was nothing but his rotting corpse and leftover bones." he finished.

"Nmm!" she whined, wrapping her arms around Jeff.

"Dude, you think all that's gonna end up happening to us if we stay in here?" Jeff asked, stunned.

"Oh, I dunno, I just wanted to share that with you guys." Edge replied. "It was cool."

Randy glared at him. "ANYWAY. We gotta do something to get away from this heat. Any suggestions before my passive-aggressiveness rears its head?" he asked.

"Well, evidently the heat's not affecting me in any way, but if you guys are out of it, why don't you just sit in the car with the air conditioning on or something?" asked Matt.

"Hey, that's not a bad idea. In fact, never mind just sitting in the car, let's go someplace!" exclaimed Candice.

"Where?" they asked.

"Anywhere!" she exclaimed. "Let's just get out of this town for a while, no, out of this state for a while!"

"You mean, like a road trip?" asked Kelly.

"Yeah! What do you guys think?" she asked excitedly.

"That sounds like so much fun!" exclaimed Maria.

"Yeah, anything beats just staying in here all day." agreed Jeff. "Count me in."

"Me, too." agreed Randy.

"Me, three!" exclaimed Kelly.

"Me, four!" exclaimed Eve. "We could go shopping while we're out, isn't that GREAT?"

"Oh, gee." Randy said quickly.

"Can we stop to various fast food places along the way so's that I can collect the kids' meal toys?" Edge asked quickly.

Silence. "...Sure, knock yourself out." Candice said slowly.

"YES!"

"Well, that's 7 out of 8. Oh, Matthew?" Jeff asked, turning towards him with the rest of the gang. "It's up to you to cast the deciding vote."

"Uh, in all honesty, us all being trapped in a car together for a long period of time just spells trouble." he replied.

"I want my toys." Edge said darkly. "Hardy, you will not stop me from collecting my toys."

"Come on, Matt, don't be like that! Come with us!" exclaimed Maria.

"PLEASE?" exclaimed Eve. "It won't be the same without you, my Matty bear!"

They all looked at him.

"Matty bear?" asked Randy while Edge laughed.

"Oh, I'm gonna get a kick outta this one." Jeff smirked.

"All right, everyone pack your things and get in the damn car, we're leaving in 15 minutes." he announced grumpily.

"YAY! WHOO-HOO! ROAD TRIP!" they cheered heading off to pack.