Reviews are encouraged for this series! Been a huge fan of South Park for a long time and am just in love with Cartman and Wendy being a thing.
Chapter 1: The old and the new
This whole thing started with one simple bet between one self loving fat ass and one ignorant stupid jew. Of course the red head thought the idea of this whole thing going completely in his favor, the thought of Cartman becoming what the bet between them was,was completely hilarious.
" Ok Cartman I bet you $2,000 that you will always be a fat useless fat ass!", the red head in question stood clutching his stomach laughing as Cartman stood up a smirk on his face. "Your on jew! ", Kyle of course was unfazed, "alright fat ass and if I win YOU owe ME $2,000", Cartman took his turn to laugh, "I already know I'm $2,000 richer already, but ok ass hat deal! ".
The two 7th graders shook hands in the presence of Wendy, Stan and Kenny, the ones who would bare witness to this beautiful tragedy. Of course they were on Kyles side demanding that Cartman would soon cough out the doug, until one day toward the end of 7th grade he took them all by surprise.
" Well faggots, I'll be moving to California and won't be back till junior year", the group stood frozen, "Is this your way of getting out of our deal! !", Kyle spat as Cartman took out his phone. " Well ass hole, why would I want to lose out on 2k? When my mom can get me a celebrity gym helper", Cartman tossed his phone to Kyle.
" Cartman, can't wait to train you into a better way of living! Look forward to seeing you and your lovely mother soon love the rock! ", Kyle chocked the last words. "How the fuck! ?", Stan stood taking the phone, "family friend turns out", Cartman said with a smirk, "so Kyle I'll come to hunt your ass down for my money soon!".
Cartman turned away from the group, "see you fuckers in the future!".
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The group sat at the breakfast table looking trough there squedules hoping to get a class together, Kyle looked around nervously. "Hey you ok man? ", Stan asked from across the table, Kyle shook his head, "Cartman is suppose to be coming back this year remember?", Kenny begins to laugh. Throughout the years they had all changed, Kenny having left behind his orange parka for a equally orange sweater his blond hair dangling just above his blue eyes, Kenny looked like a total stoner or a modern day Kurt Cobain, without the drug abuse and shot gun.
Stan had grown to be a built athlete with being the captain of the football team and a team member of the hockey team. Somehow he managed to keep his slender form with all his muscles wich caught the eyes of many girls. Kyle was the shortest of the two boys in the group, he kept his hair cut short only letting a small bit grow at the top of his head. Kyle was almost top of his class close behind Wendy, but that never stopped him, Kyle was also loaded with his family's money wich made him even more nervous.
Wendy had filled out into a attractive woman like everyone expected, her long black hair feel short of her waist line. Her dazzling baby blue eyes that rivaled that of Butters, Wendy was smart and was head cheerleader and was the head of the debate team for the whole district. She had made her parents proud and most of all was leading the perfect life with her perfect boyfriend, or so she thought.
" You need to chill dude, he probably chickened out a long time ago", Stan said not looking up from his and Wendys squedules."Then he owes me 2k!", Kyle yelled frustrated, "what ever dude, your jew side is showing ", Kyle tried to bite his tongue as Stan and Kenny snickered.
They were unaware that outside Butters was nervously awaiting the arrival of Cartman, he and Cartman had some how stayed in touch through all the years. Butters was the one to keep him in touch on all the gossip including Kyles huge inheritance that had Cartman jumping for joy. The blond looked from side to side as he noticed a tall brunet walking to him a smirk on his face, "N - No way!" Butters whispers.
The young blond boy had kept his small awkward stature and very slender form, the blond had kept his hair short to his scalp. His very light blue eyes entranced any female to him with his kind carrying way, unfortunately for then he was openly gay.
He waits for the brunette to get to him his tall sender built form over him, "Butters?", he freezes as Cartman chuckles, "relax dude its me". " Oh h-hamburgers", Butters was playing with his fingers, "come now my apprentice, let's get my schedule and then go collect my money".
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The junior had a free period in the morning were the students were aloud to finish homework or try to catch up on studying. The group sat at the table making small talk about there breaks as some screaming is heard, they turn to the blond ruining to them, Bebe had massive breasts the only thing Wendy lacked but made up with her ass. The boys always jocked that she could knock herself out with her chest and Wendy had taken the chance to tell them that, it had in fact ashtray happened. Wendy thought back to the morning run that turned into dragging the blind back home by her ankles.
"Wendy omg there's this totally HOT new guy with the most amazing hazel eyes! ", Bebe spat taking Wendys hands. "This guy is like the shit of wet dreams!" Wendy couldn't help but roll her eyes at Bebes exaggerated words. As if on que a bunch of girls began to gasp they turn to the approaching male being lead by Butters, "Omg there he is! ", Bebe yelled fixing her self.
The tall male stood infront of them before taking out a paper, "Em I'm looking for Stan Marsh?", he asks looking at the tables accupants, "yo? ", Stan says raising his hand. " Ah perfect, they told me I could speak to you about the hockey team? ", the group relaxed knowing in no way this was who they were all expecting.
" Oh yeah man, do you have the application?", Stan says sitting up as they watch the boy dig trough his bag. "I think this is it", he says passing a sheet of paper to Stan, who nods smiling as he looks down at the paper his breath catches in his lungs as he stares at the name. "Whats the matter? ", Cartman asks with a smirk, "faggot caught your tongue?", everyone freezes eyes glued on each other.
Cartman lays a heavy hand on Kyles shoulder, "weres my fucking money you dirty fucking jew?", he whispers loud enough so the others can hear him. He takes a seat next to Kenny as Butters stands nervously, they all take in the new male, his brown hair falling like Kennys lightly touching his eyes, the light stumble on his chin that suggested he had shaved recently. His black t shirt convered by his grey FOX sweater wresting some faded black jeans and some brown boots. Something in Wendys chest became tight looking at him, Bebe was right he was very attractive no longer being obese he had cleaned up nicely.
"Say something kike", Cartman growled as Kyle was shaken from his daze,"this is a joke!", Stan yells slamming the paper on the table. "Careful with that, I actually am submitting that! ", Cartman yells staring at the paper. "Who the fuck are you and how much did he pay you? ", Kyle spat also standing, Cartman let a smile creep on his face, "oh come on Kyle do I need to tell your deepest secret for you to believe me? ", Kyle lifted an eye brow.
"Ok then back in the 6th grade I caught you masterb-",Kyle flew squickly to the brunet covering his mouth. " Ok! Ok!", everyone was now watching them, as soon as he got off him Cartman stood up pating himself off, "still don't have the balls to say anything huh", Cartman wiggles his index finger as if lecturing a toddler. "That to bad for you jew", he became serious, "I give you till tomorrow for the money kyle! Time is ticking", he turns to leave.
"Or ill let your feelings spill all over this cafeteria", Cartman began to laugh as Butters followed behind. The group was stunned, "well ok", Kenny says standing, "we're you going? ", Stan asks.
"to catch up", Kenny mumbles.
"Tell him I'll see him after school at the stadium", Stan says staring back down at Cartmans paper.
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The day flew by as the students in there grade level flocked to Cartman in surprise to see him back the way he was. He had most of the cheerleaders day dreaming of him already, leaving Wendy with severe confusion on the whole situation. She had been stuck with him in three of her courses and she always felt his eyes on her, she was supposed to hate him, but with him back he had yet to call her 'hoe'or 'hippie'.
He would only smirk and look away or simply say, 'hi Wendy', that was it, now she was walking down to the stadium to watch her boyfriend and his returning friend start their training. She had to bite her lip when Cartman came out on the ice his tight t shirt clinging to his body, "he's so different isn't he?", the raven haired girl jumps at Bebes voice.
She laughs sitting next to her, "it's hard to believe that's fat ass out there", they watch the males skate around one another. Wendy's eyes trying to focus on Stan but would wander to Cartman skating his hands in his pockets as he glides smoothly on the ice.
"I keep expecting the real Cartman to pop out and laugh at everyone for falling for this sick joke, but after seeing Kyle look sick and frustrated", she bites her lip.
"It's real", Bebe nods as they sit in silence watching the practice.
"Wendy! ", the raven haired girl dint know she was in a trance till Stan was running up to her, she blinks and stands with Bebe, "Cartman offered a ride, you down? ", before Wendy could answer Bebe swung her arm around her.
"Yes! Let's go! ",a sigh immits from her as she takes Stans hand and walks her down the stadium stairs and soon we walk to were Cartman was leaning against the entrance door. Sweat glistening with the light, he looked perfect, Wendy had to shake herself as they approached him, "ready? ".
They all nodded in unison following him out to the parking lot, it was a cold night that shook the three teens to the bone as Cartman walked along like nothing. "Arnt you cold? ", Bebe asked snuggling into her jacket Cartman turns to them with a shrug, "this is actually really nice". Cartman smirks, "you know California has very serious drought right now, this much snow would make any Californian extremely happy". They reach Cartmans car and are surprised it was a decent vehicle for it being a Subaru STI.
He unlocks the car it was only a two door vehicle, Bebe quickly skips to Cartmans side as Wendy walks to Stan. Once in the car a strong cent of strawberry his the group, "it smells nice in here", Bebe says taking a big wiff, Cartman ignores the blond as he brings the car to life. The car growled as it recovered from the cold air hitting it.
Cartman holds the gear shift, "so I heard you're dad is giving you his truck", Stan turns to the brunet a bit caught off guard. Butters was very detailed work things like this, Stans drunk of a father was going to give him his pick up truck soon. Stan of course wanted something new, but he wouldn't argue with his father.
"Do you guys wanna see something cool? ", everyone stares at him with hesitation,"I'll take the silence as a yes", Cartman slams the gas grips the wheel turning it and switches the gears quickly. Cartman had done this very trick so many times, he could probably do it with his eyes closed, but for the sake of safety he dint.
The car begins to spin while gliding trough the empty parking lot, all three teens scream in horror as Cartman wears the biggest grin. The car in motion flung snow across the lot, the car having no trouble gripping on the gravel that laid below. The car comes to a halt and leaps forward and onto the main road away from the school, "WHAT THE FUCK! ", Stan and Wendy yell in unison.
" Omg you totally slide out of the parking lot with such ease! That was amazing! ", Bebe yelled her arms in the air. Cartman laughs as they continue down the road, "so Bebe would be the first off then Stan right? ", Cartman asks stopping at a red light.
"We're did you move to anyway? ", Stan asks still looking around the car, "we'll since my old home was occupied by an elderly couple there was only one house", Cartman smirks. "You know which one don't you Wendy? ", Stan and Bebe turn to Wendy who was now a shade of amazing green.
" You moved in next door! ", Wendy yells holding her stomach as Cartman nods a smile in his face, "yep were now lovely neighbors!". Stan became quite as they pulled up to Bebes place, Cartman having to get out and pull the seat forward for the blond, "thank you", Bebe mumbled turning to the car.
"See you tomorrow Wendy! Stan!", she stands, "Cartman", and turns to walk to her house as Cartman takes his seat once more. The car was silent as Stans house rounded the corner, "see you at school tomorrow dude! ", Cartman says with a smile as Stan exits the car. " I think you should sit up front now to avoid the hassle later Wendy", Stan says slowly reaching to his girlfriend.
Wendy takes a moment before taking it and having Stan fix the seat for her before he let's her sit next to Cartman, "uh I'll see you guys tomorrow then".Stan stares at Cartman before closing the door and Cartman takes no time driving forward, Wendy stares at the rear view mirror watching Stan disappear into nothing.
" I'm sorry but I need to stop at the market real quick", Cartman says turning and reaching a red light, "um ok", Wendy mumbles playing with her shirt. Cartman sighs as he reaches to turn the radio on he had forgotten he was listening to Metallica and the guitar rift blares as Cartman scrambles for the audio contol.
Wendy can't help but laugh at the panic the brunet had as she earns a glare from him, "I like Metallica, you can have it high if you like".Cartman tried to hide his surprise by turning it up to a moderate level as they drive to the market.
Cartman pulls into s parking space and turn the car off, "you wanna wait here or you want to come along? ", Cartman asked while fumbling with the seat belt. Wendy glances around, "if you don't mind, I'll wait here" Cartman nods pulling his door open, "you want anything? ", Wendy bit her lip, this was so unlike him. Cartman was not nice and dint offer anything without expecting something in return, "can I have a small bag of cheese puffs and an orange gatoraid?", Wendy shut her eyes waiting for an insult.
" Ok cool, be back in a bit", was all she heard as the door closed, Wendy quickly opened her eyes and turned to watch Cartman walk to the entrance of the pinched her leg to see if she was having some sick dream, but bit back the pain she caused herself, her eyes scanned the vehicle.
She felt bad snooping she had to find out something, there was no way he could be Cartman there was no way. She pulls the glove compartment open her eyes landing on a somewhat faded photo, she curiously picks it up and notices it was Cartman a very shirtless Cartman next to a very beautiful brunet.
The two smiled happily Cartmans arms around her waist as hers also rested on his side, Cartman was kissing the brunettes cheek as she smiled happily. The ocean in clear view in the background, it was one of those photos you would expect to see walking into a Hollister store. She turns the photo biting her lip, 'Eric, I hope to have many more happy summers with you, I love you, Sammy".
The name was almost faded as the drivers door swung open Cartman holding a bag to her as his eyes land on the photo. He quickly drops the bag as he stares at the photo, "are you-", Wendy quickly tosses the photo back and slamming the compartment closed. " It kinda popped open when you left and everything feel out ", Wendy lied turning to take the bag from Cartman.
Cartman tosses the grocerystore to the back seat and settles into his seat and closes the door, staring forward in thought. "Hand me it", Wendy takes the photo out and hands it to him to stare at, " she's really pretty", Wendy mumbles not knowing what to say.
Cartman laughs, "yeah she was also a whore", she watches him hesitate before ripping the photo up and opening the window to toss it out. "I'm sorry", Wendy mumbles looking forward, "don't be, some people just get off on shit like that", Cartman said bringing the car to life.
"How much do I owe you for this? ", she asks pointing ay the bag on her lap, "nothing I did buy it for you", Cartman says calmly. "Cartman i do-", Cartman turns to her, "Wendy, the only person that owes me anything is that no good jew Kyle, if I buy you something I don't expect anything from you but a thank you", Wendy was amazed.
"I want you to know that in not as bad as I used to be for god sakes", Cartman pulls out on to the main road heading home. "If you owe me anything, it's from a long time ago, you probably don't even remember", Wendy turns to him, "I don't owe you anything", Cartman smirks taping his fingers on the stearing wheel. " I told you, I dint think you would remember".
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