Hey everyone!
This is the sequel to one of my other fics, Lya's Story. You don't have to read it to understand this story, though. For those of you who have read Lya's Story, I feel that it's only fair to warn you, this story has a very different tone. That's mostly because this story was actually written about two years before I started Lya's Story, and I wasn't taking this story very seriously. It's meant to get some laughs, eye rolls, and a few "Ugh, I can't believe this is happening" type comments.
So with that in mind, I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it!
WARNING: this story is the result of a middle-schooler who needed to channel her emotions and decided to try to entertain her younger relatives at the same time.
Chapter 1
Good-bye, My Suicidal Hero
Link – Oh Lya, you're even prettier under the light of the moon.
Lya – Why thank you, my wonderful hero, you are soooooooo amazing.
Link – My darling, the past three years have been miraculous compared to the rest of my life. I'm so glad that you fell through that portal into Hyrule.
Lya – Link, the past three years have been wonderful, but . . .
Link – But what? Is there someone else? Who is it? I will slice him to pieces!
Lya – No! There's no one . . .
Link – Lya, I will not let you go, you are the only one for me! Before, before I had Zelda, Ilia, Malon, and Saria, and I had thought they were enough. But then I met you!
Tell me who he is!
Lya – Don't harm him! Sora never did anything to you!
Link – Sora! That mangy little bug-eyed key-blading . . .
Lya – My god you, you, you little skirt wearing idiot!
Link – It's not a skirt, it's a TUNIC!
Lya – Whatever. Look, there's nothing . . .
Link – Don't you dare tell me that there's nothing going on between you two. You've broken my heart. I'm going to jump off the Castle Tower.
Lya – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Link throws himself off the roof before Lya reaches him.
Lya – Link! I LOVE YOU! (as he falls)
Link – I don't want to die anymore! Save me Lya! (He hits the ground dead)
A/N: so... really stupid opening. This was never supposed to become a full-fledged story when it was started, it was more of a competition with one of my friends to see who could come up with the most ridiculous story... It does get better though! I promise!