Contains Bad Language
No shipping, just a bit of fluff that I came up with.
Everybody was huddled in the games room, trying to decide what to play.
On Friday evenings, the team ordered some kind of takeout, and chose a game to play. Tonight Fitz had bought Chinese. The game decision was another matter.
Jemma had suggested Cluedo, as she always did, whereas Coulson was a big fan of Monopoly. Mack wanted Call of Duty, and Fitz tended to agree with him. May didn't really want to play anyway, but she chucked in her suggestion of Just Dance. That took everyone by surprise. Then Hunter yelled out "MARIO KART!"
Coulson, May, Jemma and Bobbi groaned. But Skye, Mack, Hunter and Fitz were nodding vigorously.
Bobbi said, "But there is always so much shouting on Mario Kart! You boys are always yelling your heads off and swearing like there's no tomorrow."
Coulson and May agreed with her, and Skye said, "Yeah you are pretty loud guys." She suddenly saw that they were all looking at her incredulously. "What?"
"But Skye!" Jemma said, "Surely you know that you're worse than any of them!"
"What? No I'm not!" Skye exclaimed indignantly.
"Right! Let's go to the surveillance room!" shouted Coulson, above their arguing.
In the surveillance room
"Okay, so when was the last time you played Mario Kart?" Coulson asked Skye.
"It was after she had finished training with May." said Bobbi, before Skye could answer. Then she noticed everyone looking at her and said "What? She is very loud, and I was having breakfast!"
Coulson rewound the tape back to 06:02 in the Games Room. Sure enough, Bobbi was sitting on a chair eating jam on toast, while reading a book. Skye came in a minute later, and said "Can I play Mario Kart?" Bobbi replied with a small sigh and a "Yeah."
Skye turned on the game and started playing. Soon she was talking to herself, and Bobbi got up and left. "Toad you little shit," past Skye was saying, "don't fucking overtake me! Do you know who I am? I am Skye. DESTROYER OF TOADS."
This carried on for a while, and as the tape continued, everyone was laughing more and more, whereas Skye was becoming more and more red-faced.
Soon, Skye was shouting, "YOU STUPID DICKFACE KOOPA TROOPA. I HATE YOUR GUTS. WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY YOU LITTLE ASS NUGGET? A STUPID-ASS TURTLE. WELL I EAT TURTLE'S FOR BREAKFAST. YOU DARE SEND A RED SHELL AT ME? DIE CRAP-LICKER."
Everyone was now in floods of tears from laughing so much. The tape then ended when Skye came last in a race, shouted a final "DICK-NOODLE!" and left.
Present Skye looked at everyone sheepishly, and said, "Well, Just Dance it is then."
When the team were talking about it several weeks later, Jemma commented, "You use some very, um, inventive swear words, Skye."