A short message from the producers of Total Drama:
The screen flashed to see the island of Wawanakwa. As the camera zoomed in to see McLean on the Dock of Shame, grinning like a psycho, a narrator's voice was heard,
"Back where it all began, those twenty-two teens who started the craze from which I get my paycheck are back, with those two really annoying ones who managed to get themselves really far in Total Drama World Tour. These contestants seek closure, well, no, the contracts states they have to be there, but technicalities," the narrator explained. "That really boring Revenge of The Island cast will NOT appear and these twenty-four, now young adults, fight for all the prize money ever given put together! That means the contestants are competing for $3,100,000, and because we are so nice, we are adding an extra dollar to make it extra special." The screen shows all twenty-four contestants and some prize money during his speech. The camera shows McLean, "Now on with Total Drama Back To The Island!"
Chris was standing on the very familiar Dock of Shame. The sun was shining and he had his signature grin on, his pearly whites glinting in the sun. "Hello viewing world," Chris grinned cheekily. "We have the fifth season of Total Drama here, back where we started it all, again, now a non-toxic waste dump, but still as run down as ever, Camp Wawanakwa. We decided that the ROTI cast were kinda boring so we brought back, once again, the original cast, all 24 of them." A boat was seen appearing over the horizon. It was white with golden stripes, and on the bow of the boat stood a girl with black hair and teal highlights, with a bored expression on her face.
The boat docked and she stepped off calmly. "Gwen, glad to see you could make it," Chris greeted the goth, cheerful as ever.
"Really McLean? Another season, and back in this dump? Try thinking of something original please," she said simply before stepping where she had stood four seasons ago. Another boat soon appeared over the horizon, another old contestant standing on the boat. The boy had blonde hair and a pink flannel shirt, his cowboy hat ever present on his head. He coolly stepped of the boat.
"Hey Geoff, hows it goin' man?" Chris greeted him with a man hug.
"Yeah, I'm good, man." He returned the hug and stepped over to Gwen and gave a warm smile, which she returned, and they just stood there. "Hey Chris, do you know which boat Bridgette is on?" Geoff inquired, wanting to be reunited with his girlfriend after a year apart.
"I do know," Chris stated as Geoff leaned forward, until Chris put on his sadistic grin. "But I'm not gonna tell you," Chris chuckled as Geoff stared solemnly at his feet as another boat appeared over the horizon. On it stood a familiar girl with tan skin and mocha hair, the determined look on her face turning to anger at the sight of Gwen. "Hey Courtney, welcome back to the island," Chris performed his greeting once again.
"WHY IS THAT BOYFRIEND STEALING GOTH GIRL HERE?!" Courtney demanded, anger etched into her expression.
"Because Gwen was an original contestant, therefore she must compete in this season as says her contract," Chris explained, grinning widely as Courtney fumed and stood as far away as possible from the goth. "Hahaha, drama already, I knew those two would be a ratings magnet." He chuckled to himself as another boat docked. This boat had the two inseparable polar opposites with probably the same brain. "Katie and Sadie, maybe you can get to the merge this season," Chris snided. The girls, who were oblivious to his mocking, answered, their high obnoxious voices melding as one.
"Yeah Chris, we soo will, we even have a plan and everything, so this season is gonna be like so good for us," Katie explained.
"Yeah, like so good," Sadie agreed as they walked off arm in arm to the other three contestants, saying hi as they muttered it back and the wonder twins went back to chattering like birds. More boats docked, two this time. On one, the ginger nerd Harold, the other, the cynical book worm.
"Yay, another season, joy," Noah sarcastically commented as Harold hefted his keyboard off of the boat.
"Yessss, another season to show off my mad skillz." Harold did a ninja pose and pulled out nunchucks, flailing about wildly and hitting himself in the kiwis. "Owwwwwwwwwww," he moaned, falling over, grasping his injured area just as Bridgette hopped off another boat and immediately became worried over the injured Harold.
"Harold, are you okay?" Bridgette asked, helping him up.
"Yes," he squeaked before being dropped as Geoff scooped Bridgette into his arms and they began to make out with vigor as the other contestants groaned while Katie and Sadie awwwwwed.
"Ummmm, little help here," Harold groaned as Gwen stepped over and pulled him to his feet.. "Thanks," the nerd muttered as he hobbled to the edge of the dock. Three more boats piled to step onto the wooden dock. First came Heather, who had decided to keep her hair how it was in Total Drama World Tour. She stepped onto the dock and glared at Chris, "I lost my million to Alejandro cause I threw in his dummy! McLean, I would suggest keeping a bodyguard on you at all times, or else," she threatened, menacingly making Chris cower in fear as a now back to normal Ezekiel stepped off his boat. He looked ever confident and strided up to Chris.
"Hey Chris, hoows it gooin', eh?" he asked, hands in his pocket and his toque on his head. Chris nodded feebly, still terrified by the glaring Heather, as Zeke sauntered over to the other campers, he gave Heather a wink, to which she gave him the finger while still glaring at the sadistic host.
"Never in a million years homeschool," she growled, venom laced. The last boat was everyone's favorite sister, Leshawna. She began to cackle at the sight of Chris cowering in fear.
"Oh wow y'all, the demented host is finally terrified, who did it?" she questioned, a large grin on her face. Her grin literally reached ear to ear, and her eyes scanned the campers, scanning over until she rested upon Heather and her death glare. "Ooooh gurl, that glare is cold," she stated before walking over to the group as she applauded Heather slightly, as did pretty much everyone else. Chris soon gulped as another boat stopped at the tip of the dock, a sweat breaking out as he felt Heather's cold grey eyes bore into his back and pierce his very being.
On the boat was a young adult in the signature red track suit and headband. He jumped off the railings at the front and face planted on the wooden dock. He groaned as some people like Heather began to laugh while others fretted over the second guy who has injured himself in the space of ten minutes. Chris chuckled as Tyler lifted himself up and held his jaw, grimacing at the pain as he spat out some blood into the lake, as well as a couple of teeth. Some people felt sympathy for him and made noise of slight disgust as a medic rushed and gave Tyler a patch of gauze to stop his bleeding gums. The klutzy jock accepted it and placed the fabric over the hole in his mouth as a crazy redhead swung in from thin air and landed on Tyler's shoulders, cackling madly she began to pinch his cheeks and talk babyish to him.
"Awwwww, is wittle Tyler okay?" she joked as he made a noise of protest and tried throwing her off by running around like a loon as Izzy held on with an iron grip. "Hahahaha, this is just like that time when I rode that bull from the RCMP! It never did buck me off, from Spain all the way to Belgium, no one really cares about Belgium though. I know, I will make Belgium popular!" she shouted her plan as she flipped off Tyler's shoulders and standing with the others, her red hair over her face as she still laughed maniacally as the others gave no notice of her craziness. After spending three seasons of it, you kinda get used to it.
The next boat to appear was struggling to move because it contained the lovable big guy, Owen, his traditional maple leaf shirt on. As he stepped off the boat, it soon sped off at a speed easily ten fold that of what it just went.
"Hey guys," Owen greeted as everyone said hey, nodded, etc, even Heather and Noah who usually either hated everyone or just couldn't be bothered to. He walked over to the contestants and saddened at the sight of his ex, Izzy, who had dumped him back in Jamaica. He had even sung a song about it. She seemed oblivious to his upset mood as she began chattering with the wonder twins about all her amazing adventures, which they listened to intently and occasionally give the odd, OMG, or that is like soo funny, in totes sync (DAMN I WILL NOT FALL FOR THEIR WEIRD TEXT TALK WAYS, NEVERRRRR, I am kinda crazy.) Another boat appeared carrying two more contestants: An excitable girl with blond hair, held back by a blue bandanna, and her equally excitable BFF with brown hair held in a side ponytail.
"Lindsay, Beth, welcome to another season." Chris quickly took the chance to greet them, something he hadn't done for the last few contestants. They were hogging his screen time and he wasn't happy.
"Hey Chip!" Lindsay greeted, still having trouble with the names of everyone, even after knowing them for five years.
"Ummm, Lindsay, his name is Chris," Beth corrected her slightly dumb friend as Chris fumed over the years of being called wrong by the blond bimbo.
"Are you sure? I could have sworn his name is Chip, or was it Carl?" She began to have a look of pure concentration on her face as she tried to remember the egocentric host's name as Beth ushered her to the other campers. Upon seeing her boyfriend, Tyler, she forgot about even trying to remember Chip's or Carl's name or whatever "TAYLOR!" she exclaimed as he scooped her up in his arms and kissed her passionately on the lips. He had given up on being called the right name, at least she knew he was her boyfriend. Another boat pulled up at the feeble dock and another two contestants stepped off, well one stepped off with the other in her arms, hugging him tight as she stepped onto the dock. The girl had purple hair which had know grown back to it's original length after the Drumheller incident, and the boy in her arms was a brunette, who struggled against her grip on him as she nuzzled him against her chest.
"OMG, Cody, we are on the island, it is just AMAZING!" she squealed as Cody began to lose oxygen.
"Sierra, this is your first time on the island, isn't it?" Chris stated.
"Well, no, not exactly. I did sneak into your trailer a couple of times and Cody's cabin back in the first season and I may have stolen some of Cody's pants but..."
"So that was where my pants went, I was looking for those for like six episodes, so I kinda went commando but, hehe, no one knew that." Cody, who had been released by the purplette stalker, giggled nervously. He walked over to the other contestants and stood with Gwen, attempting to make small talk but she shot him down every time. The CIT, who was loudly grumbling about her on the other side of the dock, was really getting on her last nerve. After conversing with Chris about all the contestants private lives, she stalked behind Cody.
"CODYKINS!" She embraced him in her deathgrip from behind and started sniffing his hair. "Ohhh Cody, mandarin," another sniff, "ohhh and papaya!" she stated as she began to sniff his hair again, while everyone looked disgusted. Another boat pulled up and a reluctant Duncan stepped off, scowling. He just walked past Chris, angering the host even further at his lack of screen time. Ignoring the fuming host Duncan wordlessly pulled Gwen into a kiss as Courtney clenched her fists, her nails digging into her flesh as Goth Girl made out with him, the one she had loved, but why did it still annoy her? She shook her head as a large thump was heard at the end of the dock as Eva dropped her large suitcase on the floor, a dull clang echoed from the dumbbells that were obviously in her bag.
"Eva, welcome back."
"Heather, you better watch out, you got me eliminated first and Leshawna better keep on the ball, as you are on gonna get it this season, both of you," she threatened, giving a death glare that intimidated everyone except the two it was meant to scare and Izzy.
"Pah-lease, She-male, I ain't scared of no muscly, probably addicted to steroids, that might just be transgender, **." Leshawna retorted with her hands on her hips and the sistah moody face.
"I can't believe I would ever say this but, I am with Leshawna on this one, you do not intimidate me," Heather taunted, stretching out the words as if Eva was dumb, the muscly black-haired Jockette just began breathing and counting to ten.
"I will not get angry, anger and violence is not the answer," she began muttering to herself over and over, making Heather, Leshawna and a few others who disliked Eva a lot found rather funny at her anger management. When she began meditating, Heather and Leshawna burst out with laughter at Eva in Indian style with her wrists rested on her knees and she began to make strange noises.
"WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING ME?!" Chris shouted as the camera finally focused on him. "Ummm hello, I am the host and the host deserves the most screen time," he explained as the last four boats appeared. On one was the animal lover, DJ. He held Bunny in his hands as the rabbit nuzzled his chest. The gentle giant stepped off the boat and everyone said a hello and wave at the big guy. "DJ, welcome back to the island, how is it going?" Chris asked DJ as he stopped in front of the host.
"Yeah, Chris, I'm good."
"So, have you gotten rid of the curse?"
DJ's eyes began to well with tears. "ALL THE ANIMALS!" he bawled as the other campers comforted him or glared at Chris who shrugged and turned his attention the Latino now out of the robotic prison he was in after the finale of World Tour. Alejandro walked up to Chris.
"Al," Chris began to snicker at the Latino, "dude, what happened to your nose?" His laughter became uncontrollable as the other contestants joined in with the cacophony of laughter, like millions of birds, chirping relentlessly in your ear.
"I am aware my nose might be slightly large."
"Dude, you could land a plane on that thing," Chris pointed out, making Alejandro breath slightly heavier.
"When you go to Brazil to be made to look good to go out in public, in a backstreet alley plastic surgeon, they do tend to mess up slightly." The laughter grew more and more in volume and Trent and Justin walked off the boat as well. Trent had his guitar strapped to his back with his hands in his pockets while Justin was posing in front of camera while the embarrassment of Alejandro went on. He ripped of his shirt and began flexing his muscles and wiggling his pecs until Chris pushed him over and he fell to the floor face first.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!" he screamed. "IT HAS BEEN BLEMISHED!" He revealed to the camera a small bruise forming on his nose the size of a pea, "MY MODELING CAREER IS OVER!" he fretted as Chris got all the contestants in a huddle.
"Ok guys, welcome back to the island, and to Al and Sierra, just welcome. This island started your fame, and may or may not end it, I haven't decided for a sixth season yet," Chris explained as the campers nodded, "This season will have no set teams as I think it would be funny to make you have different teams every week, to stir up drama, break alliances and let you interact with people who you have never been on a team with. See, I am thoughtful of you guys sometimes. There are now two cabins, a boy's cabin and a girl's, every week could be an elimination or reward, I can spring challenges on you at any time so be on your guard, and when a team wins a challenge they get to stay in our luxury cabin." He pointed to a beautiful large white cabin/cottage thing and the others stared at it in awe of it because Chris actually spent money on them. "Yes, I spent money this season because I am awesome, thank me later," he said smugly. "This season you will be competing for all the prize money ever, and a dollar, bringing the grand total to $3,100,001! The confessional is the good old-fashioned outhouse, and now I will let you guys settle in your cabins. You decide which gender sleeps in which, no co-ed," the host finished as he walked off to his trailer and some contestants began pouring out their feelings in the confessional.
(CONFESSIONAL)
EVA: Yes, I have been taking anger manegment, and yes, it has helped me tremendously, but if someone gets on my nerves, I will SMASH THEIR FACE IN! Anger is not the answer, anger is not the answer...
HEATHER: I will win this season! I will destroy Chris as a secondary objective, but winning is primary.
LESHAWNA: What was up with Eva? She just began to meditate, *begins chuckling* meditating, really? *begins to laugh uncontrollably*
EZEKIEL: Twice I have been eliminated first, but not this season! I am not a sexist, nonono, I will give women a fair chance.
IZZY: Izzy will make Belgium popular, but first, I wonder where Chris keeps all his hair gel?
(END CONFESSIONAL)
(GIRL'S CABIN)
Heather and Leshawna were arguing over a bed. "I saw this bed first!" Heather complained as Leshawna pulled on her now short ponytail.
"Well, I got there first!" Leshawna threw back as Heather clawed at her face. "Do I have to do a repeat of Germany on yo ** Heather?" Leshawna threatened, ceasing Heather's violence.
"Okay, I have a way to solve where everyone sleeps. We draw straws like back in TDA, big makeup brushes go on top bunks while small ones are bottom bunkers, 'kay?" Heather reasoned as she brought out her make-up bag with her mascara in it. "I luckily have twelve mascaras of varying sizes, go on pick," she picked herself one and paired up with Courtney, who agreed with her. They were the sanest ones there. Lindsay and Beth paired up, as did Gwen and Bridgette, Katie and Sadie, unsurprisingly, Izzy and Sierra and finally, albeit begrudgingly Leshawna and Eva. Each person took a mascara, on the top bunks were, Eva, Lindsay, Gwen, Courtney, Katie and Izzy. Lindsay walked over to her bed.
"Ummmm guys, how do I get up again?" she asked, scratching her chin. Everyone facepalmed as Beth showed her BFF how to climb a ladder, "Ohh, I get it, but how do I get down?" Once again, facepalms all around as Beth had to show the bimbo how to climb down the ladder too.
(Boy's Cabin)
The boys managed to pair up and choose beds without fighting or mascara brushes. Cody and Noah, Owen and Tyler,Geoff and Duncan, DJ and Trent, Harold and Ezekiel, and finally, Alejandro and Justin, with Cody on the top bunk as well as Tyler, Duncan, Trent, Ezekiel and Justin. They unpacked their things and began to socialize.
"Okay, guys, who do you think of the girls could be a threat? I think Leshawna could get far again this season," Duncan asked.
"Heather." Alejandro sighed dreamily at her name.
"Ummmm, I dunno really, Courtney seems as determined as ever," Cody said, while Noah agreed with the geek.
"That girl stops at nothing," he stated as the other guys all just began chattering over girls and parties and stuff. That was until Owen farted and all the boys rushed out, disgusted by the fat boy's gas problem.
"Owen, how do you even do that?" Geoff asked as he choked and held his nose. "You can practically chew on that," he complained as Chris's voice sounded over the speakers.
"CAMPERS! MEET ME AT THE CAMPFIRE FOR YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE!" his voice echoing around the camp as contestants walked calmly to the campfire pit, minus Izzy, who was just Izzy and Sierra, who was so excited to be at the campfire legally, pulling Cody along with her.
All the campers gathered around glowing fire as Chris stood behind his blue oil barrel. Sierra was touching the seats, collecting swabs from places, and for some reason, licking all of them, much to the disgust of the other campers. Chris and Chef, "Welcome campers, to the campfire pit one more time, this challenge is a cracker, you all have to do something that I'm pretty sure you would never want to do again: eat food, specially prepared by Chef." He finished with his maniacal laugh and the horrified looks of all the contestants, minus Owen and Izzy who looked happy for food and, well, Izzy. The camera blacked out as Chris's voice is heard, "Find out next episode on Total... Drama... Back To The Island!" he stated, chuckling after he did.
THERE IS THE PILOT OF TDBTTI! WILL EVA KEEP HER COOL? WILL IZZY FIND CHRIS'S HAIR GEL FOR WHAT EVER REASON SHE DOES? AND WILL SHE SUCCEED IN MAKING BELGIUM POPULAR? FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN TDBTTI! REMEMBER TO REVIEW, FAV, FOLLOW, ALL THAT STUFF AND SEE YA NEXT CHAPTER XD
SHOUTOUTS GO TO ellie2498, WHO PROOFREAD THIS WHOLE CHAPTER THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND TO The Kobold Necromancer WHO INSPIRED THIS FIC AND HE WILL PROBABLY NOT READ BUT HE DESERVES A SHOUTOUT, THANKS GUYS.