MILES EHDEEORTH ACE ATTORNEY
Gumshoe almonst killed Egdewortg and Maya abd Phenix but they got away! Shit! said edgrworth who hated jewz.
then Hitler got evil and kulled jews like instantly! Maya got imprisoned with Phoeniz who was masturbating as usual.
But Edgwortth wasnot as lucky! He got arrestd and got guilty!
but damon gant threatened to kill edgeworth in jail so he said
I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERR!
then he haid a retrial. the new verdict was innocent! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY! sais edgewoth.
but the judge said EDGEWORTH u are not innocent so you will either die or become a defense attorney!
NO! said Edgeworth.
He then raped little girls and then his new client was Adolf Hitler! Edgeworth had to defend him.
In court the prosecutor was godot!
he said i like my coffee like i hate my people, black. Edgewoth said well godoy is gay
so ill win this fight! the judge said well this trial is up fag jews.
whats up homiez? Godot said man thia coffee is like marijuana
it makes u high and hate jews like my sexy girlfirend.
said godot as he snorted coffee grounds like cocaine. edgrworth said
lol fag jew get rekt! the judge said Now this match will be decided with a game of Call of Duty.
Whoever wins will get a
years supply of weed and their verdict. now lets the match begin! edgeworth noscoped godot like 4evr it was real intense!
but Godot noscoped Edgeworth back!
FUCK THIS SHIT! said edgeworth. Then he shot the faggot jew and said Heil Hitler!
in prison Phoenix and Maya got sexy in the jail and prisoners fapped to their sexy sex.
But then Gant was raping people!
Fuck! said phoenix. Then Puoenix and Maya ran away and got caught by the cops who electrocuted them!
The cops were actually Nazi soldiers!
They dragged Phoenix ans Mayas dead bodies over 2 the van! But then kay appeared! Need some help faggots? Kay said as she smoked weed.
Phoenix maya and kay fought back the Nazis and got in their van!
They drove to the courthouse and at the house Efgeworth was fighting Godot in a battle to the weed!
Fuck! said godot.
Since Edgewrth was smoking weed he had an advantage over Godot who was snorting coke instead. Fuck! said godot.
Phoenix and Maya joined the COD match and Phoenix joined Godot while Maya joined Edgeworth. 420 blaze it!
In the game Phoenix got rekt by Maya who mastered quickscoping and noscoping.
Lol thats sexy bitch jew! said phoenix.
Kay was smoking weed when suddenly TRUMP BUSTED IN! He demanded the weed back but Kay said NO YOU FAGGOT!
Trump joined Godots side and noscoped Maya tons of gay times. Then Phoenix said LOL U JEW! GET REKT FAGGOTS!
Then Hitler joined the game! He joined Edgeworth and summoned SPOPY SKKKARY SKELETONS! GET REKT FAGOT!
But Edgeworth paused the game to watch porn and masturbate to it. There was so much weed in the courtroom that
even the judge can smell it!
LOL THAT WEED SMELLS GUD! said the gay judge. Then Kay joined Edgeworth.
However the judge declared a 69 minute recess!
Edgeworth used this recess to fuck Maya again while watching tons of porn.
When the game got back on it was ended 420 seonds later.
Egdeworth s team won! YUS! said Edgeworth.
I HEREBY DEKKKLARE TEH VERDIKT 2 BE INOCENCE! said the gay judge. OBJECTION! said godot.
I forgog to smoke weed!
WAIT! said the gay jdge. tne verdict is guilty! OBJEVTION! said phoeni. u fuxking jew faggot gay jew! said phoenix.
th judge said Can I get any proof of the defenses giant defense? edgeworth then said Well I can ahow you my giant defenss!
Then Edgeworth showed his gianf penis! Thw judge was gay so he masturbated to it. But he got raped by gant who has
escaped from prison!
Then Phoenix said Oh shit. we forgot to fix that giant gaping hole in my mom i mean the prison!
tbe prionsers all got out! Edgeworth said FUCK!
If only I had some Doritos then I would smoke some weed!
Edgeworth Kay Phoenix Maya all got into the MLG van and saw the KKK in the van! OH SHIT wrong van! said Kay.
But it was too late! The van headed towards the Major League Gaming headquarters and got slippery on the Mountain
Dew spilled on the ground so it kkkrashed into the front door!
They met with the fuhrer of teh MLG hq and it was
Donald Trump! Trump killed some blacks and jews ans said Lol you faggots get rekt!
to be continued!