HAIR BRAIN
WOW: patch. Castiel is interested in learning more about the human condition. A little TOO interested for Dean's liking …
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"Dean?"
"Yeah Cas, what?"
"Sam has a large patch of hair across his chest and yet you have none. Why is that?"
"What the hell? Seriously…?"
"Why would this not be serious? I am merely curious, as my vessel, Jimmy Novak, has no hair on his chest either."
"Cas, I don't wanna know about Jimmy Novak's … anything; and I don't know why Sam and me are different. We just are."
"Dean, I'm sensing awkwardness."
"Cas, dudes just don't ask each other about stuff like that, okay?"
"Oh …"
"… so it would be inappropriate to ask whether Sam has more hair on …"
"DAMNIT CAS, YES!"
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