DISCLAIMER: SM owns Twilight, Kôji Suzuki owns The Ring.

Well, since this fanfic absolutely SUCKS, it is in the process of being edited.

Sayonara, dear Readers!

-AJ

The Cullen Mansion, Living Room, Edward's POV

"Edward!" Emmett yelled. I sighed. "What is it this time, Emmett? I don't want to know if you're going to tell me about that-"

Emmett didn't let me finish my sentence.

"SILLY EDDIE! THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT! I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS AWESOME FABULOUS AMAZING GREAT WONDERFUL FANTASTIC MOVIE-THE RING!" He calmed down a little, than said, "The guy at the movie shop said that this movie will scare the living daylights of anyone! C'mon! Let's get Jazzy, Rosie, Esme and Carly-"

"Emmett McCarty Cullen! You watch that mouth of yours!" Carlisle yelled downstairs. Sigh. I missed my beautiful Bella, but Alice was over at Bella's, having a girls-only-sleepover with her...well, it couldn't hurt to watch just one movie...

Bella's House, Bella's Room, Bella's POV

Just while Alice was making me try on a short, hot pink dress she had bought online, her eyes suddenly glazed over and she grinned hugely. "BE-LUH! WE HAVE TO GO GET READY!" And she pulled me downstairs before I could protest.

"Bella, the boys are watching The Ring and we have to scare them! In 5-4-3-2-1!" She pulled out an unfamiliar cell phone and started punching n the Cullen's number. She put it on loudspeaker. I heard a frightened scream from the other side. "HELLO?! WHO IS THIS?!" Edward's voice asked in terror.

I stifled a giggle. Alice grinned and said in a spooky, eerie voice, "Seven days..." I heard a scream come from the other end, which sounded like, "SAMARA!!" I grinned and exchanged a high-five with Alice. Mission: Scare the Cullens – COMPLETE!

The Cullen's Mansion, Living Room, Edward POV

I looked around at my family. Emmett was frozen, Rosalie hid her face in a pillow, Esme's eyes were shut tight and her hands were over her ears, Jasper looked like he was about to run screaming out of the house, and Carlisle had hidden behind a copy of, 'Vampire Myths'. I broke the silence by saying, "Uh...Emmett, go take the CD out." Emmett let out a squeal of terror and squeaked, "NOO! EDWARD, YOU DO IT!" I was about to object, when the phone started ringing. Everyone screamed. Esme jumped a foot high. Carlisle muffled a scream. Rosalie buried her face deeper into the pillow. Emmett was yelling out, "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!" Jasper ran screaming out of the room, and I grabbed a piece of paper and started writing my will.

Just when I was leaving Bella my CD collection, I realized the phone was still ringing. I cautiously picked up the phone and called a little too loud, "Hello? Who is this?" A voice eerily whispered, "Seven days..." I leapt up and dropped the phone, and screamed, "SAMARA!" Emmett started mumbling, "Why did I watch that movie...DEAR GOD, WHY?!" With that, he started dry sobbing and apologizing.

Esme turned even paler than usual. Carlisle was already writing a resignation letter to the hospital and thinking about what funeral service would be best. Rosalie was yelling at Emmett for choosing that movie to watch. I had finished with the will and was now writing a goodbye letter to Bella.

Then, I realized that there was some water on the floor near the TV. "L...look..." I stammered, pointing to the floor. It was the last straw. The whole family ran screaming to their rooms and I ran straight out of the house to Bella's.

Uhh… -jabs SHIFT key- I may have overused it a little. Never mind. R&R, please.