Later that night it was raining, Quinn was home alone and watching TV out of boredom when she heard screeching and frantic banging on her front door. Quinn regretted the fact she'd just finished watching a horror film and slowly got up
It was a typical day at Mckinley high school; the top bitches at school were on their patrol through the halls so that Santana and Jody could go on their daily rampage of abuse on the other students. While Brittany, Quinn and Erin walked with them holding their usual conversation on whom they'd sleep with if they could pick anyone…
Each of the five had a different personality from the other, Quinn Fabray also known as ice queen rules McKinley High with an iron fist from atop a pyramid of Cheerios. Nothing can stop her, from seizing power and there are only four people she'd share her power with.
One of which being Jody, It seems like Jodie is always getting herself in trouble, and has recently been released from juvi and so her family moved to Ohio, where she met her four bestfriends that are constantly trying to fight to keep her from going back to Juvi.
Santana on the other hand is ruthless and conniving, she'll stop at nothing to get what she wants. When she's not sparring with Quinn for control of the Cheerios, she enjoys hanging with her bitches Brittany, Emily, Jody and Q tormenting anyone who annoys her with their presence.
Brittany S. Pierce is the lovable one out of their group, she seems to never quite understand what's going on around her, but Santana is always around to protect her and rip anyone apart who upsets her. B has returned to school after taking Artie's virginity more confident than ever. B is extremely flexible which is the main skill that cemented her status as one of the Cheerios finest.
And lastly is Erin Brash and assertive, this girl doesn't take no for an answer. She'll fight anyone who gets in her way and it's a blood bath! Her outrageous fashion sense of wearing next to no clothing is second only to her flirty personality. What makes people take notice is that Erin sleeps with a new boy/girl weekly and hates the idea of a relationship.
"Well I'm not saying I wouldn't sleep with Matt, just that I don't see him being any good.. he always looks confused, even when he's just breathing! I think that sex would be too confusing for him but I wouldn't mind swiping the footballers V card" Erin said with a wink as they followed Santana and Jody down another corridor. All five of them laughed and Santana turned round so she was facing the others while walking backwards, "Sorry E you're too late, for that one… I have Matt's card and what a waste of my time it was, defo not worth collecting" Santana smirked as the others giggled. They stopped there for a moment smiling and laughing at the thought of Santana having to deal with a naked Matt, while Santana clearly cringed at the memory. Then Santana and Jody both heard some guy round the corner with a croaky voice talking "you must know of Brittany from Cheerio's she's basically the dumb blond. But oh man she's fun. Well when she's not talking and in my bed that is" two boys chuckled and Santana faced Jody but before she said anything they heard a second voice try and mimic a ghetto accent "but mate she's close with Santana…Oh god she be so fierce she can go all lima heights on you" and then chuckling could be heard again. Santana had a whole new fierce look on her face and Jody knew the guy had crossed the line. They both rounded the corner and spotted their next target.
Walking over to the Santana launched into a vicious rant "Hey Shade-Gremlin... Just thought I'd stop by to give you some of the (mimics the boys awful accent) fierceness and go all Lima heights on you, mmkay? Good.. You two are so annoying that I just want to tear your ears off and shove 'em up your anus so that you can hear me kick your ass. And you my sickeningly bright Carrot cake.. your face is too grim so don't be pretending that you slept with my Brittz, last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper, you're not fooling anyone! What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point would Brittz ever be in the state of mind that she'd go for a a miserable failure. A waste of human flesh.. like either of you two. You're both bottom-feeding losers who feeds off the scraps of popularity that the roaches like Rachel Man-Hands Berry won't even touch. Had either of you, been the owner of a viable brain cell, you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the social food chain. Do us all a favor, and please shut that gaping, tartar-encrusted penis receptacle that you call a mouth; you are a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society... then Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and die gurgling blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces. Frankly, if either of you sucked anymore you would inhale your own dicks. Why don't you do the world a favor and blow your brains out. I bet both your mothers sit there regretting they hadn't swallowed on that fateful day you were conceived." Santana stopped noting the horrified looks on the ginger boys face and the shocked face of his friend on the right."
The shocked boy looked around noticing the crowd of people that Santana's loud rant had attracted, he saw Quinn, Brittany, Erin and Jody behind Santana and various other students were circling him caging him in with Santana.. deciding his next move he looked back up at Santana and smirked at her earning himself one of Santana's 'I dare you too' eyebrow raises. He swallowed and wiped his sweaty hands on his red skinny jeans. "Who lit the fuse on your tampon? And for your information Satan, they call Brittany 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up." His heart began to thud in his chest as he heard people gasping behind him, realisation set in as he remembered the last boy that had insulted Brittany in front of Santana.. It was bad enough insulting the fiery Latina but if you brought her friend into it, it was considered suicide.
Santana offered a cold, tight lipped smile in response and everyone including Jody and the gang took a step back.. the scariest thing was a cool looking Santana in an argument, it meant she was going to lose it soon. A cold chuckle filled the hall before she spoke up in a chilling tone "Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one...Do not, try and out insult me little Gayby, I was raised on insults... I understand that dressing like that and arguing with a girl may make you feel more masculine and yes you're probably pissed off because you found out that your mom has a bigger dick than you and the realisation has set in that you'll never be the man your mother is. However being the traditionist that you are, I should congratulate you.. I mean your parents were scum and you're doing an excellent job of following the tradition.
The boy was losing his nerve but didn't want to back down so decided he'd keep his reply simple and short… "That insult was a fail Santana, you're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far."
Santana's expression didn't change and everyone around was holding their breath she began to pace around the boys as she spoke in a low and dangerous tone "A fail? Hmm lets see... your dads condom was a fail, your mums abortion was a fail, your life story that's a massive fail. Now, Why do you have no dick… can't you pick a gender and stick to it?"
"I do and you're gay Satan" the boy was shaking now and was concentrating too hard on not wetting himself instead of his comeback.
Santana didn't miss a beat and shoved the boy against the wall "Bitch, please! I'm straighter than the pole your mother was dancing on last night.. Do you Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass. Now go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff." Santana raised her voice to the crowd "Anyone caught or heard of talking to Hermie the hermaphrodite here or Carrot top.. will be dealing with the Cheerios and slushy facials daily… am I clear?" there was murmuring all around and with that Santana turned round to the closest group of jocks and took two slushies and gave one to Jody before they both took a step forward and tossed the slushies towards the two lads that she'd spent the past five minutes abusing before dropping the cup and pushing past them, with the rest of her gang in toe. Everyone knew that wouldn't be the end of this, Santana was smart and they'd clearly pissed the cheerleader off. The only thing they didn't know was when she'd be back for them.
As the gang rounded the corner, Erin eyed Santana wearily… "Whoa, who pissed in your fruitloops this morning Tana?" Santana turned to look at Erin "No one babe, so back to the game.. Would you or would you not sleep with Mike Chang on the football team" she asked with a smile on her face. It always worried Erin how her friend could go from murderous rage to sweet Tana (well as sweet as Santana could be) "well I would if he dumped the gothic queen, I have no problem on guys cheating with me but she'd probably hex me and I need my looks I don't want to look like an adult baby with boobs" Brittany spoke up and they all stopped in their tracks before slowly walking on after Santana shot a warning glare to the other three. "Well I guess I would I mean he treats the queen of the dead well and he shows his boys he cares for her and introduces her to them.. That takes guts" Quinn replied thoughtfully. "I wouldn't he relies too heavily on the Asian thing, I sit next to him in Math and he got an A-… he referred to it as an Asian F! Insensitive bastard some of us are actually getting F's" Jody stated as if it was obvious. "He has great abs, I had him in the showers" they all started laughing and the bell rang to signal it was time for class.. Which happened to be their period of training for cheerleading.
Upon their arrival Sue called the five of them into her office and told the rest to start stretching. Q, Erin, Fake-boobs, Easy-A and convict I require your conniving skills for another job. You're joining Glee club, I need a couple of bitches to destroy that club from the inside. Quinn your ruthless, Erin your sneaky, Santana your devious, Brittany you dance well and Jody your time inside should prepare you for the horror that you'll face in that club" no one replied as they all sported horrified expressions, "Let me be the one to break the silence ladies, this isn't a request you will miss Cheerios practice today and go and audition for the club so I suggest you go and practice, I took the liberty of reserving the auditorium for you. Your welcome"
"But coach why?" Santana almost screeched in horror. "Well Santana, I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help, but picturing birds laying sulphurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting. I wanna pit these kids against one another, you're going to create an environment that it so toxic, no one will want to be a part of that club. Now get out and go practice"
In the auditorium the girls sat around discussing song choices, "I hate this, we're going to go from the hot, popular bitches that own this school to the singing, swaying dorks of the arts." Jody complained, Quinn sighed and tried to cheer them up "Status is like currency. When your bank account is full, you can get away with doing just about anything. We are still going to be on top, we're still Cheerios and we will shut anyone who says anything down!" the room grew quiet again… "Okay so I think I have the perfect song, lets start with the singing and Britts can do the choreography" Erin said cheerily, secretly she'd always loved singing and admired the Glee kids for doing what they loved regardless of the consequences. They spent forty minutes preparing and then made their way to the choir room where the Glee club resided.
Quinn knocked on the door and a sea of heads turned to see who wanted to borrow a chair or mistook it for a class, there in the doorway was five of the best cheerios the school had ever had Jodie stood just over five foot with her perfectly toned body, caramel complexion, Long brown hair that rested half way down her back that was loosely curled, dark brown eyes and perfect round light pink lips that when in a content smile allowed Jodies dimples to cave in and show off her flawless face. She was wearing white three quarter length Adidas trackies, a black belly top that hung off her shoulders that read sexy and you know it. She had black vans on with neon blue laces.
Erin was tanned with dark brown/black straight hair that stopped just above her breast, she had a flawless physique and was of Hispanic decent, she had legs that went on forever, she had dark brown eyes and a dazzling smile that left people hypnotized. Erin was wearing frayed jean short shorts, white sneakers and a whit tank top that left a sliver of skin between her shorts and the bottom of her top.
Santana stood in white shirt shorts, white trainers and a blue t-shirt that read top bitch. Her raven black hair was tied up in a ponytail and her perfectly sculpted face was emotionless as she stared at the room, her dark eyes tracing the chairs for anyone decent.
Brittany stood wearing her white plimsolls, black full length trackies and florescent pink boob-tube with her hair in a Kesha style, her usual smile plastered on her face and her green eyes sparkling with excitement.
Quinn stood at the front closest to the door as she lent against it, wearing light jean short shorts, her cheerio trainers and a baby pink tank top that read party time!
A room full of shocked people stared back at Them "The five of us would like to audition for Glee" Will who had been sipping his coffee chocked and spat it across the room spraying Rachel in the face. She screeched and tried to block more of it by ducking. Santana who was amused by the reaction and watching it closely as she'd always wanted to spit a hot drink in Ru-pauls face noticed someone hiding behind her chair and walked over to inspect "Oh erm… really… okay erm…" the curly haired teacher said tripping over each word and using an arm to direct them to the centre of the floor. "O.m.g" Santana burst out laughing "Q, look who I found.." Quinn walked over confused and saw Finn crouched down with a guilty expression "Finn" Quinn spoke in a low dangerous tone, he opened his mouth to explain but Quinn held up a fingr to stop him. "Don't bother, I have an audition to deliver. we'll talk later" then she turned round without looking back and went over with Santana to the people she didn't recognize on the various instruments and gave them the sheet music so they'd know the beat.
The music started and so did the dancing and singing
[Jody:]
You oughta know know
[Santana:]
If you wanted diamonds, why d' you settle for a rock?
[Quinn:]
Man I hope that girl's got a great personality (yeah)
[Jody:]
If you want a fight boy, shouldn't you be heading up?
[Erin:]
Yeah I hope that girl's got a real vision of family
[Erin/Brittany:]
All the different qualities
[Brittany:]
All you couldn't get from me, me...
[All:]
You oughta know
I've got the pieces of the heart you broke
I've got the bruises from the letting go
You said you only needed time to breathe
A little time alone
So who the hell is she?!
I don't need the lies
And I'm not the type of girl to fight
But, you oughta know
I've got the pieces of the heart you broke
And I'm gonna throw them at your karma
At your karma
Throw them at your karma
[Brittany:]
Oh, I'm gonna throw them at your karma
[Quinn:]
I saw you yesterday, you were walking with her holding hands (yeah)
Man I hope you choke on some really hot coffee
[Santana:]
And you said "we should wait" that "we shouldn't see anyone else" (oh)
[Erin:]
Man I hope that girl only sees the things she wants to see
[Brittany:]
Like your personality
[Brittany/E rin:]
That she's not as dumb as me, me...
[All:]
You oughta know
I've got the pieces of the heart you broke
I've got the bruises from the letting go
You said you only needed time to breathe
A little time alone
So who the hell is she?!
I don't need the lies
And I'm not the type of girl to fight
But, you oughta know
I've got the pieces of the heart you broke
And I'm gonna throw them at your karma
At your karma
Throw them at your karma
[Jody:]
Oh, I'm gonna throw them at your karma
[Jody/Santana/Brittany:]
What goes up now, what goes up
It's gonna come down, down, down
It's gonna come down, down, down
What goes up now, what goes up
It's gonna come down, down, down
It's gonna come down, down, down
[All:]
You oughta know
I've got the pieces of the heart you broke
I've got the bruises from the letting go
You said you only needed time to breathe
A little time alone
So who the hell is she?!
I don't need the lies
And I'm not the type of girl to fight
But, you oughta know
I've got the pieces of the heart you broke
And I'm gonna throw them at your karma
At your karma
Throw them at your karma
[Jody:]
Oh, I'm gonna throw them at your karma
And I'm gonna throw them at your karma
Throw them at your karma
As Jody finished the last words the dancing commenced and they settled into a pose as the music came to a stop.
After the performance everyone was dumbfounded, everyone knew the cheerios could dance but no one knew they could sing as well and certainly not that well. Will broke the trance as he began to clap "Wow girls, I'm really impressed. You're in.. go and take a seat with the others" the girls did as they were told and as they all stared they realized there was only seven others in the club. The rest of the time Mr. Schue went on about stuff like 'Glee club . . . it's about expressing yourself to yourself' and Quinn started to day dream about how to punish her boyfriend for joining glee club, without letting slip the only reason she'd joined was to destroy it. She chanced a look his way and discovered him laughing and joking with Rachel, she wasn't letting this go.. she wanted to know what was going on between her man and Berry.
After the bell rang Finn practically ran out the room and all the Cheerios followed apart from Quinn, after spending the past half hour wondering if he was cheating she didn't want to talk to him. As She collected her things she failed to notice that everyone even Schue had followed after the quarterback and the four Cheerios that were after him. Everyone accept Rachel that was, "Heyy Quinn, so you finally joined Glee.. You've got a great voice!" Rachel was beaming at Quinn when the blonde huffed "Thanks" and started to walk out but Rachel followed and carried on "I think we should do a duet sometime, what do you think" Quinn stopped dead and spun facing Rachel, "I sometimes think I can do crystal meth but then I'm like hmmm better not, so no!" Rachel looked down and then back up "Bye Quinn" Quinn spun back around "yer whatever" she said walking away to find her friends.
The next day in Glee
There was an awkward atmosphere in the room and Will was shuffling some music sheets trying to come up with a plan to help defeat the awkwardness. Suddenly there was a knock on the door and there stood a lad with a shaved head, he was Caucasian and had a scar through his right eyebrow, he was muscly that were tight against the black shirt he was wearing and underneath was a white t-shirt, he wore baggy jeans and white trainers. Next to him a woman stood with a navy pencil shirt, white blouse, matching navy jacket and high heels. She had blond hair pinned back and glasses. "Will Schuester I presume" Will looked confused but nodded. "This" she pointed next to her "Is Tommy, he's just been released from prison in England and has been moved here for his own protection, as part of his bail he's been moved here to have a fresh start. The principle said that you'd accept him in your singing group as he needs to join an extra curricular activity as part of his bail. I expect you to behave Thomas, I'll see you tomorrow during your lunch break." With that the woman turned and walked away. Will looked confused and the rest of the glee club was a mixture of confused, horrified, speechless and slightly scared. "Welcome Tommy, erm yo need to audition. Do you have a piece prepared?" Will asked sheepishly. Tommy smirked "Yes, mate" he took the guitar off of one of the students and put a CD in the CD player, pressed play and waited for it to begin.
Suzanne..
Takes you down to her place in the river..
You can hear the boats go by..
You can spend the say beside her..
Shes around here somewhere,
Somewhere here shes hid,
Somewhere in a canal by Camden Town,
Underneath a bridge.
That's where he said he put her bits and bobs
Straight after what he did.
Everytime I pass the lock,
I stop and wonder where she is.
You see Suzanne was quite a looker,
Quite tasty for a high street hooker,
She had a nice shape,
Nice ass, nice breasts,
I guess that's why he took her.
But then again,
You know what blud,
This guy was kinda messed.
So Suzanne's death was probably more to do with torture,
Than it was to do with sex.
Nevertheless he was a sick sick cunt,
There aint no doubt about that.
His mental health was in a state,
But no one really knew about that.
Cause he lived alone all on his own,
And never spoke to neighbours,
Plus the guys next door was never home,
Cause they was always out ravin'.
Which made it pretty convenient,
Still no one could hear her screamin' when,
Her blood started squirtin' on the ceilin' n'
Dried to the wall 'till the paint started peelin' n'
Shes cut real bad, n' still breathin' in
Beggin' him to stop but he wont cause he's evil n'
He aint about to start wheezin' n'..
Suzanne..
Takes you down (down)..
Takes you down, to her place in the river (river)
In the river..
It's 10 o'clock on a Friday night,
Suzanne don't know it but soon she'll die,
She's workin' the streets like she does every night,
Pullin' in punters left and right.
She sees one guy,
He's like, "hi you wanna fuck?"
"Only if the price is right."
Suzanne says with a smile on her face,
Screen goes blank,
Now their back at his place.
Back at his place,
Suzanne takes,
Off her clothes,
While he makes her a drink in the kitchen,
That's what shes thinkin'
When she hears metal objects clinkin'
"Need any help?" She says loud and clear,
He don't answer her back,
He's only in the next room,
It's not like he can't hear,
Why's he goin' on like that?
Suzanne picks up a towel to cover her breasts n' arrn,
And goes and sees wagwaan.
Suzanne screams,
So shocked at what shes just seen..
He's holdin' a knife and his eyes look Brock,
She makes a run for the door but it's locked,
Slice slice slice,
Chop chop chop,
Suzanne's screamin' beggin' him to stop.
But he won't stop,
He don't stop,
Not 'till she stops strugglin'
She's lyin' on the floor in a pool-full of blood,
He goes in the other room to get something.
The main suspect in the notorious Camden lock murder investigation was convicted today.
41 year old ****, The Camden Ripper faces life in prisonment, after a jury convicted him guilty of all charges.
The body of Suzanne ****, his 5th victim, has still not been found. And police have given up the search.
**** Claims he threw her in the canal after decapitating her head, and severing her arms and legs from her torso.
Other breaking news today..
So we come to the end of the story,
Suzanne died deadfall gory,
Along with a string of other girls he already killed,
Cause they offered to pleasure him orally.
Now banged up not a threat now a figure,
Last you'll hear of the Camden Ripper,
Unless of course he escapes,
Then you better give a second thought,
About walkin' round showin' off your figure.
However Suzanne,
Like I said man,
Her body parts still never been found,
Remember next time your walkin' around,
Camden Lock to keep your eye out.
Cause you might see a piece of her floatin' by,
Cotch on the bridge smokin' weed,
Getting' high,
Cause if shes there,
And need not lie,
Now he's gonna live in jail for the rest of his life.
Takes you, Takes you Down..
In the, In the river..
He finished and looked round most of them had paled and looked sick, he smirked he'd wrapped most of it accept for the chorus, the news reader and the chainsaw sound effects. Even Quinn, Santana, Brittany and Erin looked uncomfortable, Jody looked him up and down and sat there stone faced. "Well that wasn't creepy at all" Santana stated in a monotone voice. Will looked extremely weary of the Tommy. "So Tommy, did you write that song?" "yes" Tommy shrugged "What was you locked up for?" Jody asked "Does it matter?" he replied bitterly. "After that song…yes!" Santana shot back "Suzanne's my mum" "Sorry about her, she's always like that" Erin said nudging Santana. "No, I have no problems being in here with a criminal.. I just want to know if girls are going to start disappearing" Tommy laughed and shrugged "I was in because I killed a pedophile who was touching my sister, she was seven so no you don't need to worry about that" Santana raised an eyebrow "looks like we have a mystery man, here!" Tommy smirked and turned his attention to Will.. "so did I make your club?"