Chapter 1

"GET DOWN HERE YOU NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH!"

"Ok, ok mom, I'm coming!" I yelled down the stairs.

Today was the day I was leaving for my seventh year at Hogwarts. I was so fucking happy because I didn't have to see my shitty parents for a full year. I ran down the stairs with my bag in tow.

"What the hell took you so long?" my dad exclaimed.

"I was upstairs fucking the dog," I said sarcastically.

"We don't even have a dog," my mom said.

"My point exactly," I said,"See you later, bitches."

I then apparated to King's Cross.