Chapter 1
"GET DOWN HERE YOU NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH!"
"Ok, ok mom, I'm coming!" I yelled down the stairs.
Today was the day I was leaving for my seventh year at Hogwarts. I was so fucking happy because I didn't have to see my shitty parents for a full year. I ran down the stairs with my bag in tow.
"What the hell took you so long?" my dad exclaimed.
"I was upstairs fucking the dog," I said sarcastically.
"We don't even have a dog," my mom said.
"My point exactly," I said,"See you later, bitches."
I then apparated to King's Cross.
