Movie Date

For John Watson, the day could not get any better. It was a clear and sunny day, he had managed to secure movie tickets to the opening night showing of the first installment of a tale he seemed to know by heart after years of reading and re reading. The Hobbit looked to be an incredible feature film, and John was eager for 10pm –the magical time when he would settle into the squashy theater seats, sip on his ridiculously large drink, and enjoy the beloved tale of Bilbo.

He supposed he should find someone to go with him, as he went through the trouble to buy two tickets instead of one. He hadn't thought about it, just reacted to the attendant when she asked "how many?" But, on deeper reflection, who would attend the showing with him. Sherlock was out- he had been fiddling with some experiments in the flat about the consistency of mold when exposed to deodorant and chilled conditions (The fridge would need an aggressive clean this coming weekend). John decided to run through his mental checklist-not as grand as Sherlock's mental palace, but it was perfectly substantial for John.

Mrs Hudson- preferably not. She would do as back-up, but he felt fairly confident Mrs Hudson would prattle through the whole tale. John wanted nothing more then to be undisturbed as he lost himself in Middle Earth for a few hours.

Lestrade. Potentially a good choice if he was feeling friendly and amiable. John would come back to him.

Donovan- heavens no. John suspected she couldn't very well admire the finesse and story telling that was a crucial part of Bilbo's journey. That and she would likely spend the entire movie trying to convince John how abnormal and strange Sherlock is. John suspected she secretly had other feelings bubbling up behind the heated conversations she would get into when discussing Sherlock. After all, his flat mate had a very striking, and not altogether terrible, appearance. The woman needed to get laid.

Anderson- should be deleted from this checklist. Or perhaps be shoved into Donovan's arms so the two could get down to business and stop making everyone else miserable.

Mycroft- Good one, mental checklist.

At this point in his thoughts, John found himself faced with the locked door of 221 Baker street. He fumbled for his keys, concentration broken, and let himself into the building. The first thing he noticed was the eery silence that hovered in the air. Where was Mrs Hudson? She was usually bustling around her flat- singing, humming, talking to herself, or blaring the radio. Sherlock often tried to drown out her noises with his violin when he was feeling perturbed or distressed. Sherlock only liked noises that he created, all others were a nuisance.

John, feeling a little spooked and not too certain he wanted to climb the staircase to his own living area, in case Sherlock had created something horrible in their flat that may have cleared the building, decided to check his mobile in case Sherlock or Mrs Hudson had attempted to contact him while he was out.

Nothing.

He listened for any noise in the building, but only heard silence. Deciding to chance it, John headed up the stairs to see what he could learn about the whereabouts of the two people who, under normal circumstances, were always at home.

He found the door to be open when he arrived in front of his and Sherlock's flat. He pushed forward, slowly, and peeked around the door- remembering a time when he would normally just barge right in. Living with Sherlock had taught him a thing or two about caution- as he had found himself being disturbingly surprised at what his flatmate and best friend could create in their shared living space over the time they had lived together. He shuddered as he remembered the day his friend had decided to test the darkness of blood stains on various mediums within a household. It had been 3 months into living with, and knowing Sherlock. Thinking his roommate had been brutally done-in by some rogue burglar; John had called up the Yard and practically screamed for help. As soon as he hung up, Sherlock came running into the living area, looking as dapper as always, and demanded to know what the matter with John was!

Poor John- he made Sherlock call the Yard back and explain himself straight away, before any of the detectives could make it to 221 B. For further punishment, he convinced Sherlock to clean up the blood by threatening to dismantle his beloved violin and then invite Mycroft over for dinner and drinks. Sherlock claimed to know John was bluffing, but after he had cleaned up John caught Sherlock stashing his violin under his armchair cushion- no doubt thinking it would be safer there from John's wrath.

Back to the present. John peeked around the door carefully, and seeing nothing out of place or bloody or burning, proceeded into the room to inspect and draw what conclusions he could from the silence over the house. Everything in the kitchen and living room seem to be in order- nothing out of place in the seeming organized chaos the two men called "home". John let out a small breath of relief, and moved over to sit on the couch and ponder his dilemma for the movie that night. He had about 7 hours to figure out if he should bother to take anyone with him at all or just go it alone.

If he went alone, he wouldn't be interrupted or bothered by anyone trying to talk to him during the movie. Unless, by some lucky chance, a gorgeous woman happened to sit next to him and require an explanation about the characters in the movie- in which case he would be HAPPY to oblige. He snorted. If Sherlock were home, he could tell him the actual percentage chance of THAT ever happening.

John had been noticing over time that Sherlock took great delight in guessing how long John's relationships would last, but he claimed that he had developed a legitimate formula that could accurately predict these things using John's age, the woman's age, and a mix of other factors. Sherlock had been delighted to explain it to John, whereas John found it utterly depressing and preferred to not be told how terrible his chances were of making it last with each woman he dared to tell Sherlock about.

The weird thing is, Sherlock always seemed to be right. He didn't get the exact day down, but Sherlock had been able to tell John, at the beginning of the relationship, when John and the girl-of-the-hour were most likely to split ways. John still wanted to believe Sherlock was simply paying them off, how else could the insufferable git be right the last 4 times. But, John reflected, that also would mean John had very poor taste in women.

It was at this point in his mental world that John realized he had spent entirely too much time thinking about Sherlock, and not enough about his predicament for the evening. Maybe he should just ask Sherlock to go with him, and allow Sherlock to run free in the cinema building while John enjoyed the movie. Perhaps Sherlock would come across a case of some sort to occupy his attention- the case of the too-buttery popcorn, or the mystery of the funky theater smell. Now that is one mystery John had always wondered about.

A ding sounded from his coat pocket, which he had tossed up on the coat rack. John, heaved himself up from the couch and wandered over to his coat, putting the kettle on to boil in the process. He slipped out his mobile, and hit the home button to light the screen.

Congratulate me. I am a genius. SH

John- used to his flat mate's ego, decided to wait until after he had made his tea, to respond to his friend's plea for recognition.

Congratulations. Can you get some sugar on the way home?

John smirked, knowing he was annoying his friend by not asking for more details, and tossed the phone over to his chair while he fixed a sandwich to eat with his tea. *ding ding* his phone sounded again, and John dragged his food over to the chair and settled himself in, trying to decide if it had been a mistake to answer Sherlock at all.

How did you know I was coming home? SH

Because you asked for my congratulations. Clearly you have achieved something, and you're going to come home and bother me about it. If you bring sugar with you, I'll be in a better mood to humor you, mate. You should know that by now.

John tucked into his sandwich and sipped his tea, while looking through the morning paper that Sherlock had left lying around (quite literally, lying all over the floor) and waited for his flatmate to deign to respond to his text or simply arrive. Through his exposure to Sherlock and his methods, John had developed his own ability to understand the enigma that was Sherlock Holmes. While most people saw a strange creature- all brain and no heart, John saw an emotionally shut-off man who chose to develop his intellect above all other aspects of his personality. That didn't mean Sherlock was bad, or a psychopath. Sherlock simply chose to make his world as black and white as possible. John certainly couldn't blame him. Sometimes he envied Sherlock's simplified responses to life, and though John would get frustrated by Sherlock's lack of communication skills or his total lack of social grace in public, he had to admit John could also be completely amused by Sherlock's interactions with regular people. John suspected Sherlock enjoyed feeling superior among people, but also enjoyed the mental challenging of dealing with all the "idiots" he felt he was surrounded by.

John was brought back to the present by the sound of footsteps on the stairs. So it seemed Sherlock wasn't willing to answer his last text. Good. The man was infuriating when it came to textual conversations.

"John!" the door crashed open with a bang. John was eternally grateful that his time in the military had muted his hearing and given him stern control of his body, but even so he couldn't stop the abrupt twitch in his shoulders as his flat mate surprised him with his loud and dynamic entry.

"Did you bring some sugar?" John asked, eyes scanning over Sherlock's form, trying to look for any bulges in the pockets or under his arm. Seeing nothing of interest, except Sherlock's delectable form in tight clothing, (John had already had his sexuality crisis when he discovered Sherlock, in the nude, roaming around their apartment during the summer months and found himself oddly interested. There followed a tense few months on John's part before he decided to simply accept that he liked Sherlock's body, and he liked Sherlock-it didn't seem as troubling after a while) John returned to reading the paper and reading himself to enjoy his tea sans sugar.

"Honestly, John. I just bought sugar for you!"

"…two months ago… "John interjected.

Sherlock paused, "it seemed like last week" he muttered to himself. John just raised his eyebrows at his friend's inability to keep track of things like time. And grocery shopping. "But anyway, enough pointless chattering" Sherlock pressed on, " I have just solved that blasted case that has been running through my mind these last few days".

"I thought you already solved it and handed it over to the Yard?" John said, bewildered that he missed something that may have been vital to the case they just wrapped up that had involved a sadistically twisted sommelier and his collection of antique wine corks. John always wondered if he could ever get used to the things he encountered while working these cases with his best friend. Probably not, but why would you want to? Keeps life interesting his mind told him. Sometimes John thought, he spent too much time with Sherlock and he just might be losing some of his humanity and morality.

John shook his thoughts and focused back on his friend's feverish ramblings, discerning that he hadn't missed much- simply Sherlock had figured out why the first victim had only been found partially basted in wine, whereas the subsequent 4 victims had been completely marinated and soaked in a fine, red wine. Apparently, the sommelier had not planned on murdering his roommate (the first victim), and the wine basting had happened by accident when the murderer needed to stash the victim. John learned from Sherlock that the sommelier thought it was a nice touch, and sparked his need for a full marinade with the ensuing bodies.

"Well that's grand, mate. Congratulations" John said, and stood up to clap Sherlock on the shoulder, since he knew his friend needed some kind of acknowledgement.

"Thank you, John. It was all terribly simply. For the life of me I do not know how Lestrade can be SO obtuse about these things…" Sherlock grumbled, and