Helloo…I am back, with more parodies…I dunno, but Without Me by Slim Sauron
wuz my fave…I dun think I can make another that'll match that…But,
nevertheless, I try and here's another one…Decide if it's good and if I
should invest in my parody writing or retire and be sent to a nursing home
for the mentally insecure…
Disclaimer: TOLKIENZ PPLZ NOT MYNE!!! This song is a parody of Aaliyah's More Than a Woman. It should not be taken seriously, and should not cause people to flame me.
1 More Than A Hobbit
[Verse 1]
Merry, Pippin
Samwise, Gimli
Legolas' shot me
Aragorn's racing
Tempt me, evil ring
Gandalf's scheming
Boromir's dying
Keep on fighting
[Chorus]
I'll be
I'll be more than a hero
More than a hobbit
More than your hero
I'll be
I'll be more than a bearer
More than a hobbit
More than a bearer
I'll be
(I'll be more) More than your hero
(More) More than a hobbit
(More) More than a hero
I'll be
(I'll be more) More than your hero
(More) More than a hobbit
(More) More than a bearer
[Verse 2]
Midnight drinkin'
My vision's blurrin'
Liquor, Brandy
Cuz we got spare pints
Taste it, Feel me
There's still no soberin'
Morning breakfasts
With ringwraiths at the shire
[Chorus]
I'll be
I'll be more than a hero
More than a hobbit
More than your hero
I'll be
I'll be more than a bearer
More than a hobbit
More than a bearer
I'll be
(I'll be more) More than your hero
(More) More than a hobbit
(More) More than a hero
I'll be
(I'll be more) More than your hero
(More) More than a hobbit
(More) More than a bearer
I don't think you're ready
I don't think you're ready for this ring
For this ring
I don't think you're ready for this ring
You're not ready
I don't think you're ready for this ring
This ring, This ring
I don't think you're ready for this ring
[Verse 3]
Constant pressures
No more leisures
Secret treasures
Keeps getting deadlier
Do you wanna run with me?
We can go to foreign lands
Your hand in my hand
Do you wanna run with me?
We can be like Gandalf the Grey
Hobbit by your side
[Chorus]
I'll be more than a hero
More than a hobbit
More than your hero
I'll be more than a bearer
More than a hobbit
More than a bearer
(I'll be more) More than your hero
(More) More than a hobbit
(More) More than a hero
(I'll be more) More than your hero
(More) More than a hobbit
(More) More than a bearer
Disclaimer: TOLKIENZ PPLZ NOT MYNE!!! This song is a parody of Aaliyah's More Than a Woman. It should not be taken seriously, and should not cause people to flame me.
1 More Than A Hobbit
[Verse 1]
Merry, Pippin
Samwise, Gimli
Legolas' shot me
Aragorn's racing
Tempt me, evil ring
Gandalf's scheming
Boromir's dying
Keep on fighting
[Chorus]
I'll be
I'll be more than a hero
More than a hobbit
More than your hero
I'll be
I'll be more than a bearer
More than a hobbit
More than a bearer
I'll be
(I'll be more) More than your hero
(More) More than a hobbit
(More) More than a hero
I'll be
(I'll be more) More than your hero
(More) More than a hobbit
(More) More than a bearer
[Verse 2]
Midnight drinkin'
My vision's blurrin'
Liquor, Brandy
Cuz we got spare pints
Taste it, Feel me
There's still no soberin'
Morning breakfasts
With ringwraiths at the shire
[Chorus]
I'll be
I'll be more than a hero
More than a hobbit
More than your hero
I'll be
I'll be more than a bearer
More than a hobbit
More than a bearer
I'll be
(I'll be more) More than your hero
(More) More than a hobbit
(More) More than a hero
I'll be
(I'll be more) More than your hero
(More) More than a hobbit
(More) More than a bearer
I don't think you're ready
I don't think you're ready for this ring
For this ring
I don't think you're ready for this ring
You're not ready
I don't think you're ready for this ring
This ring, This ring
I don't think you're ready for this ring
[Verse 3]
Constant pressures
No more leisures
Secret treasures
Keeps getting deadlier
Do you wanna run with me?
We can go to foreign lands
Your hand in my hand
Do you wanna run with me?
We can be like Gandalf the Grey
Hobbit by your side
[Chorus]
I'll be more than a hero
More than a hobbit
More than your hero
I'll be more than a bearer
More than a hobbit
More than a bearer
(I'll be more) More than your hero
(More) More than a hobbit
(More) More than a hero
(I'll be more) More than your hero
(More) More than a hobbit
(More) More than a bearer