Hello I am Pearl and I am very holy unlike my co-star Marina who lost her virginity as soon as she got her bewbs at the age of 1 years old. I however am very holy and I am still a virgin because I'm super holy unlike that slut Marina. She is only popular because she has bigger boobs than me, but no one can beat my majestic sexy forehead that cats like licking. One day I'm feeling very sick and so I take pregnancy test and it turns out I'm pregnant, but I have not had the unholy sex. Marina was like Pearl you're finally getting holey like me. Then I said you are not holy marina. And she goes I have very many hole, so I am very holey. I even replaced my nipples with holes. Then I said Marina you are going against the mighty daddy Jehsus Christ. Then I realized I was the next Virgin Mary. I was the Holy Virgin Pearl! I was also super pregnant with this baby who was kicking my ink sack and made me need to join a turf war very soon or else I would ink all over Marina and appease her fetishes. So I went to turf war tower...
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