A boy with a dream . . .

[HARRY gestures to a blackboard with the words 'Off the coast of Greenland.']

HARRY

But by translating the runes on this shield, we can see that it is actually . . . [erases 'Greenland' and writes 'America'] . . . off the coast of America.

A man with the money to make it reality . . .

SIRIUS

I told your father that I would give this to you when you were ready. [pulls out a thick, leather-bound journal]

HARRY

This is the Wizard's Journal! It can prove the existence of Hogwarts!

A crew with some mad skillz . . .

[Massive explosion.]

SEAMUS

I like making things go boom!

A mystical academy beneath the sea . . .

[RON lifts his mask and scrutinizes HARRY carefully.]

HARRY

Um . . . voulez-vous couchez avec moi?

RON

Ces soir? You pervert! [slaps HARRY]

And the danger of a lifetime . . .

GINNY

Give me the Heart or the boy dies.

HOGWARTS: THE LOST EMPIRE

COMING TO THEATRES FEBRUARY 3OTH

AN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS PRODUCTION

Harry Potter -*- Ron Weasley -*- Albus Dumbledore -*- Seamus Finnegan -*- Dean Thomas -*- Draco Malfoy -*- Millicent Bulstrode -*- Hermione Granger -*- Ginny Weasley -*- Sirius Black -*- James Potter -*- Parvati Patil -*- Dobby -*- Directed by Minerva McGonagall -*- Written by J.K. Rowling -*- Music by The Weird Sisters -*- Catered by the house-elves -*- Wardrobe and makeup by Gilderoy Lockhart -*- Quidditch Stunts by The Holyhead Harpies and Puddlemere United -*- Kangaroos Roped by Dark Schneider -*- An Opportunity Knocks Production

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