After leaving the Polaris Galaxy Ratchet and Clank went to their home Planet Veldin just to go to night clubs after fighting villains all day long hot and sweating and to get drunk just thinking about hot babes.
"Hey Clank wanna go to the local Veldin Financial Mega Mall"? The young 19 year old Lombax told his little robot friend(yes in the Solana Galaxy you can drink at age 15)
"Ratchet if your idea is just going to one of the largest strip clubs in the galaxy the answer is a huge no my friend."
"Oh c'mon Clank mostly you don't mind going there and just getting a little bit of some alcohol in your body system look I may not be an alcoholic its just something else that its in my system that I need in my body that I want."
"Even if I didn't knew what you want my data base can easily detect what you want and its drugs your going to try to overdose yourself aren't you."
The Veldinize Lombax was shocked what his best friend was telling he knows that he's been begging his friend to go to a lot of night clubs more often when there in other galaxies like Bogon and Polaris galaxy he doesn't go to any clubs instead he spends time with the people he loves and also roasting Quark big chin but once they come back to Solana its to the clubs in fact he's been going 13 times in just only single week which is a lot he knows but he can't stop its too good he may not be alcoholic but he loves too see the strippers given him lap dances he wants to smack that good juicy booty but he cant he doesn't want Clank to know about his secret yes his been with three girls but he has never felt interest in them never flirted back they did kiss him but he didn't give a crap about that once he left and became all lonely that's when he wish he should've flirted back all he wants right now is to get some female action but looks like that wont happened in a long time since he's pretty sure his female friends forgot about him since he hasn't seen them in a flesh in at least a good two to three years he may past there home planets but when he gave them a call they never respond which made him think that they forgot that he didn't exist so he just blocked all his contacts except his og friends and got a new number so they can't call him anymore.
"Clank please be a homie buddy bot and lets go and I promise it'll be the last time I promise cross my lombax species I won't go any more I promise."
"Oh you always say that what do you think I am a peace of tin cans cause I'm tired of your bull first you started good no alcohol for a good two weeks I was fine but once you started drinking all you want to do is drank and fuck and drank and fuck and fuck drank and fuck and fuck what type of faggot does that shit."
"No but the pile of tin cans behind you is."
"Haha nice try being funny".
A/N sorry it had to be short I was kind of in a rush next chapter will be much longer