Deep moans were the only thing that could be heard in Central. Edward Elric and Roy Mustang were getting it on that silent night.
"R-Roy?" Edward stuttered.
"What."
"D-do you want to… go farther?"
Colonel Mustang's eyebrow twitched. The slobbery goodness on his neck that was coming from Ed's mouth was starting to irritate him. "Alright," he sighed.
The famous Full Metal Alchemist smirked. He couldn't wait to get Mustang's throbbing member. He got off the couch and faced Roy's crotch and unzipped Roy's pants. Roy moaned once Ed took out his cock and PUT IT DIRECTLY INTO HIS MOUTH.
Roy shivered. No matter what everyone said about Full Metal Pipsqueak, he was so fucking good at giving head. The deeper Ed went, the more Roy wanted to ejaculate. Why is life so god damn hard?
After Ed got tired of having Roy's nasty dick in his mouth, he then started to give him a hand job… with his automail.
The tension in his penis was too unbearable. Roy wanted to release so badly, but it was just too dificult. The colonel was just about to release when…
Oh shit. This can't be happening, right?
Ed's automail was stuck… in his pubic hair. Mister Mustang was so pissed. Of course this would happen, it always happens to him.
"… Roy," Ed mumbled.
"Just, do it."
Edward Elric pulled his automail as hard as he could and well, Roy's pubes came off too. The colonel wanted to scream, but he couldn't. It hurt like hell.
Ed ran away and Roy sat on his couch… pubeless.
Life sucks then you die.