Declaimer: Sadly I don't own Dgm or any of the characters
What Not to do in Dgm
1. I will not call the millennium Earl fat.
2. Jumping oof the top of the Black Order HQ to see if you survive if you hit the bottom isn't a smart thing to do.
3. I will not go through everyone's stuff to see if they are on drugs.
4. I will not steal Lavi's hammer and play wak-an-exorcist.
5. A spork isn't an anti-akuma weapon.
6. I will not make fun of Bak's name.
7. The scar on Allen's face isn't a pimp symbol.
8. Timcanpy isn't the golden snitch.
9. When Allen has his left eye activated and the thing comes up on his face it isn't a good idea to see if it comes off.
10. Poking Kanda isn't a good way to get his attention.
11. Mugen isn't supposed to be used to kill spiders.
12. I will not constently start a conversation about sex when Allen leaves the room then when he gets back say "Shh, his virgin ears shouldn't here this."
13. Saying the ninja pirate zombies are coming and the only safe place is Allen's room isn't a good way to get into his bed.
14. I will not take Kanda's clothes and replace them with frilly dress'.
15. Calling Kanda "Yuu-chan" isn't the smartest thing to do.
16. I will not glomp Allen or Lavi every time I see them.
17. I will not go through Komui's stuff to try to prove he is an alien.
18. "Go through Kanda's stuff" day isn't a holiday.
19. Lavi isn't a mexican gangster pirate.
20. Trying to find the fountain of youth isn't a good excuse to get out of missions.
21. "Boot to the face" isn't a good combat move.
22. When something breaks I will not blame it on my imaginary friend Bob.
23. I will not kill Lenalee.
24. I wiull not tell Cross to send all his debt to Allen.
25. I will not start a "See who can piss Kanda off the most" contest.
26. I will not stare intensely at anyone while they are eating.
27. i will not start a food fight in the cafeteria.
28. I will not start a game off hide and seek and make everyone join.
29. Allen doesn't look good with neon pink hair.
30. Getting Timcanpy to record Allen while he is in the shower then watching 20 times isn't right especially if Allen catchs you watching it.
31. "Attack of the fangirls" shouldn't be unleashed in the Black Order.
32. Helping Komui with his experiments os bad especially when you blow up half the headquarters.
33. I will not tell Lenalee to activate her Dark Boots and get lost.
34. "The night Komui Fucked up" isn't a good novel title.
35. Running through the halls screaming while banging an a pot with a wooden spoon isn't a good way to get everyone to wake up.
36. Putting Kanda's hair in pigtails isn't a very good thing to do while he is sleeping.
37. I will not constantly poke Allen's left hand.
38. People don't want your foot to meet there face.
39. I will not switch name plates on Kanda's and Lenalee's rooms and tell Kanda his room was moved.
40. I will not tell Kanda to go away.
41. I will not put a piece of tape on Lavi's forhead that say's "Mine" on it.
42. Lavi's headband isn't supposed to be used as a sling shot.
43. I will not glomp Kanda and tell him that he is pretty.
44. Putting "My property" on Allen's forehead in perminate marker is something you shouldn't do.
45. When you go one a late night stroll through the Black Order you shouldn't go to Kanda's room and stare at him while he is sleeping.
46. When Kanda's about to kill you, you shouldn't yell "RAPE!"
47. I will not bribe Lavi with pictures of beautiful girls just so he can do work for me.
48. Lenalee isn't a punching bag.
49. Kanda isn't a girl in disguise so don't try to prove it.
50. I will not steal Mugen and hide it in Allen's room.
51. Allen doesn't like it when you steal his food.
52. The cafeteria tables aren't supposed to be used as a shield from Kanda's attacks.
53. Komui doesn't like getting thrown out windows.
54. I will not annoy the science department while they are trying to work.
55. I will not play stip poker with Allen.
56. I will not start a random party for no good reason.
57. I will not push Lenalee off a bridge and tell Komui it was an accident.
58. I will not try to beak a tray over my head and when that doesn't work try to break it over Kanda's head.
59. I will not put a smiley face sticker on Kanda's forhead.
60. I will not teach Komui's robots how to do the robot.
61. I will not get Allen, Lavi, and Kanda drunk.
62. I will not purposely wreck my room so I can ask Allen or Lavi if I can sleep with them.
63. An exorcist jacket doesn't give you super powers.
64. I will not show Lenalee Bak's collection of pictures of her.
65. Skateboarding through the Black Order isn't smart especially when you falle down the stairs.
66. I will not start a staring contest with Kanda, it will last too long.
67. I will not "accidentally" knock over Komui's coffee onto important documents.
68. I will not drink tons of coffee.
69. Asking Allen, Lavi, or Kanda for a piggyback ride isn't something your should ask them everytime you see them.
70. When I see Allen I will not squeal "You're so cute!" then glomp him.
71. Glomping Lavi doesn't mean you should molest him also.
72. I will not stalk Allen, Lavi, and Kanda.
73. I will not walk into the Black Order library and bug Lavi.
74. Saying a bunch of gibberish around Kanda to seem like you're speaking Japanese will piss him off.
75. I will not go up to Komui and ask him to make me a love potion.
76. Dancing around and glomping Kanda is considered the "Dance of Death"
77. When I see Lavi without a shirt on I will not die fo heart failure.
78. I will not tell Kanda "Hello"
79. I will not set myself or anyone else on fire.
80. I will not replace Kanda's toothpaste with numbing gel.
81. Don't open windows while it is raining. It will get wet.
82. I will not tie a rope to Kanda's foot then pull while he is sleeping.
83. I will not replace Lavi's shampoo with mud.
84. I will bnot put Kanda's clothes in the toilet then flush.
85. I will not call Jasdero's pant butt pants.
86. I will not put Devit's hair in little tiny pigtails.
87. It is probably not a good idea to cling to Tyki.
88. I will not give Skin sour patch kids.
89. I will not tell Road that her hair looks like it has been attacked by angry birds.
90. I will not play Russian Roulette with the twins.
91. Lero shouldn't be used to unclog a toilet.
92. I will not call Tyki a Mexican.
93. I will not make the Noah's do my homework.
94. I will not try to teach the Noah's anything.
95. I will not start singing the song the never ends.
96. I will not make meowing noises in Kanda's ear.
97. Unleashing kittens in the Black Order isn't funny especially when you start in Kanda's room.
98. Important documents and fire don't go together.
99. I will not give Kanda happy pills.
100. I will not take a picture of Lenalee, draw a mustache on it, make copies and put it all over the Black Order.