Okay, so I don't know about the other story, but I will write more for it later. Rite now I want to write this one because my friends thought it would be funny. So if u don't like it then sorry. Its supposed to be funny but im not really funny so here it goes I guess.

Twilight the Musical

BellaPOV

It was Friday and sunny, so Charlie was convinced (even though Alice convinced him) that the Cullen boys were going camping so I was going to spend the weekend with Alice, Rose, and Esme, even though the boys will still be there. (A/N: Sorry kinda wordy scentence but if u don't get it then basically all the cullens were home, but Charlie thought that the boys were camping because it was sunny and alice told him they were even though they weren't just so bella could stay at the Cullen's) I would stay the entire weekend there, and Alice was going to take me to school Monday. I guess this weekend wont be half bad with just Edward and I Saturday.

I went upstairs to take a quick shower before Alice got here. I let the water run and when I got in, I got bored so I started to sing the lyrics to Love Story by Taylor Swift. (A/N: Ahh sorry if you guys don't like that song or anything, I do but there will be some songs I like and don't, so don't give me a hard time on weather or not you like the song)

We were both young, when I first saw you.
I close my eyes and the flashback starts-
I'm standing there, on a balcony in summer air.

I see the lights; see the party, the ball gowns.
I see you make your way through the crowd-
You say hello, little did I know...

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles-
And my daddy said "stay away from Juliet"-
And I was crying on the staircase-
begging you, "Please don't go..."
And I said...

Romeo take me somewhere, we can be alone.
I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run.
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess,
It's a love story, baby, just say yes.

So I sneak out to the garden to see you.
We keep quiet, because we're dead if they knew-
So close your eyes... escape this town for a little while.
Oh, Oh.

Cause you were Romeo - I was a scarlet letter,
And my daddy said "stay away from Juliet" -
but you were everything to me-
I was begging you, "Please don't go"
And I said...

Romeo take me somewhere, we can be alone.
I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run.
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess.
It's a love story, baby, just say yes-

Romeo save me, they're trying to tell me how to feel.
This love is difficult, but it's real.
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess.
It's a love story, baby, just say yes.
Oh, Oh.

I got tired of waiting.
Wondering if you were ever coming around.
My faith in you was fading-
When I met you on the outskirts of town.
And I said...

Romeo save me, I've been feeling so alone.
I keep waiting, for you but you never come.
Is this in my head, I don't know what to think-
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said...

Marry me Juliet, you'll never have to be alone.
I love you, and that's all I really know.
I talked to your dad -- go pick out a white dress
It's a love story, baby just say... yes.
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.

'cause we were both young when I first saw you

When I finished the song, I was finished with everything in the shower so I hopped out and wrapped a towel. I realized that I forgot some clothes. I sighed and tiptoed to my bedroom, looking left and right, making sure Charlie wasn't around. Once in my room, I noticed a set of clothes lying on my bed with a piece of paper on top.

"Alice," I growled, and I made my way to my bed and read the note in Alice's elegant script.

Bella,

I bought you these clothes. Wear them! If you don't you know I am bound to find out one way or another. By the way, don't be embarrassed to wear them. "Somebody" will LOVE them! Once you read this, I will be on my way, but I have to stop somewhere really quick.

Your almost sister,

Alice

Damn that Alice! Wait—don't be embarrassed? What did she mean? I was afraid to look at the clothes. I stole a glace at them and quickly regretted it. The top was a dark red tanktop with silk straps that showed a lot of cleavage. The very top of the shirt had three silk straps across it, but it curved down a little to shape my boobs a little better. (A/N: Sorry for the poor description!! My mom has this same shirt but hers is red and its really hard to describe.) The rest of it was red fabric that fit around my curves and matches with the silk. Below it was a black silk skirt that was REALLY short. It matched my curves, too, and it looked like it would be so tight around my skin that I would barely be able to walk. Man was I right.

I looked at myself in the mirror. I looked beautiful of course, but I didn't look like me. I put my hand on my cheek, a little too hard because it made a loud slap and my skin tingled a bit where I hit it, and I slid me hand down my face while I groaned, "Alliiccceee!!!" loudly until my fingers slid off my face and my arm went limp with shock. I saw a little devilish pixie standing behind me in the mirror. I turned around to face her.

She chuckled. "Yes?" she asked. She laughed harder when my shocked face turned into a scowel. "Did ya' miss me?" She came closer to me to fix my hair. "Hmm… I will have to do something about it at the house…" she mumbled to herself. "Well, let's go. Wait—where's your shoes? Oh yeah! Never mind." She started to push me towards the door.

"Alice—stop! What are you talking about? What shoes? And, why am I dressed like this anyway? Where are we going? Alice, I can barely walk in this skirt!" I kept going on and on.

"Oh my gosh, Bella!! Chill. Don't make me get Jasper here," she warned me.

"Oh no! Not Jasper! Please not Jasper!" I said sarcastically.

"Bella—just sush! Gosh, listen, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way. Your choice."

"Oooh!! I'm sooo scared!" I mocked.

She growled playfully and gave me a mean expression. Haha!! She looked like a five year old trying to look tough and mean. I laughed really hard. She grabbed me, quite fast I almost puked, and carried my downstairs, bridal style.

"Alice, put me down!" I yelled when she walked at a too fast human pace down the stairs. Suddenly, I felt my feet on the floor and I was standing in my kitchen. I walked, even though it was hard in this damn skirt, into my living room to find Charlie watching a baseball game. I sat next to him and Alice casually squeezed in between me and the arm of the couch. Alice's face went blank for a second and then she chuckled. Charlie and I look at her with confused looks.

"Nothing," she said to us, still chuckling. I turned my attention back to the game even though I had no idea what was going on.

2 minutes later…

"Yeah!" Charlie yelled, jumping up. "Home run! Woo!!" I nearly had a heart-attack!!

"God, Char—Dad!! You scared me half to death!" I said, covering my heart with my hand (for dramatic effect.)

"Oops, sorry Bells," he apologized, sitting back down. I felt a little nudge in my side and I looked at Alice. She just chuckled. Ooohh!! That's what she saw!!

"S'okay," I mumbled a half a heartbeat too late. He just nodded slightly, not taking his eyes off the screen.

"Well, Bella, it is about time to leave so let's just go. Goodbye Charlie," Alice said, standing up.

I stood and turned to face Charlie. "Bye Dad," I said and I turned and Alice and I walked out the door. I quickly went around to the other side of her lovely yellow Porsche when we reached it.

AlicePOV

From about two minutes into the drive with total silence, I decided to turn on the radio. They were announcing what song was about to play, and once we heard it, our eyes lit up.

"I love this song!" Bella and I said in unison. Then we started to sing the song Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3.

Black dress with the tights underneath,
I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth,
And shes an actress (actress),
But she ain't got no need.
Shes got money from her parents in a trust fund back east.
T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks,
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth,
T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him.

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Won't trust a ho,
'Cause a hoe won't trust me.

X's on the back of your hands,
Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands.
And your setlist (setlist),
You stole off the stage,
Had red and purple lipstick all over the page.
B-b-b-bruises cover your arms,
Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm.
And the best is (best is),
No one knows who you are,
Just another girl alone at the bar.

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Won't trust a ho,
'Cause a hoe won't trust me.

Shush girl shut your lips,
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said, Shush girl shut your lips,
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said, Shush girl shut your lips,
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.

Woah, woah, woah...

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Won't trust a ho,
'Cause a hoe won't trust me

After we finished singing, we started to giggle like little school girls. Then we finished out way back home.

Well, how was it. And I always forget to put these in my stories so I guess

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!!!

Lol but umm, I know its bat now, but it will get SO much better, im not really good at starting off stories… lol but if u wanna help me it would rock!!

R&R please!!!

Ideas??

Peace~Love~Rock~ kylee