Your 'Wife'
author: Melby7777
Summary: In order to save his sister from marrying a man she did not love, Hidan switches places with Hidako and marries Lord Kakuzu. With gay marriage looked down upon in London, Hidan has no choice but to keep his real gender a secrete to everyone; including his lawfully wedded husband.
Disclaimer: Akatsuki is owned by Masashi Kishimoto
Note: This is based in Victorian times, but not actually then. And I do realize the chapters are pretty short. Don't like it? Bite me.

Chapter One
Hidan stared in horror at his parents. "What do you mean…? Hidako and this Lord Kakaza… married?!" He managed to murmur, anger building up.

His mother smiles at him. "Isn't it wonderful, Hidan? Your sister, our daughter, is marrying the richest man in London, Lord Kakuzu!"

He twitches at her happiness—HOW could she be HAPPY?! Hidako loves her old friend whose name Hidan could never remember… but their parents are making her marry this Kakaza or whatever his name is?!

"Son, look at it this way; we won't be as poor as we are now after Hidako marries Lord Kakuzu." His father's albino eyes—the ones Hidako and Hidan inherited since their mother was a brunette with green eyes—were completely serious at this. Behind him sat Hidako in her room, silent tears streaming down her face identical only to Hidan's.

"But she loves another!" He screeches, angry with them both.

Their mother shakes her head. "Hidan, Hidan, Hidan… don't you understand? We'll have money when Hidako is married."

Hidan felt an insane want to punch that green eyed monster. She never cared for Hidako's feelings, just about money! The damn gold digger—she'd kill their father if she really wanted a second marriage with a lot of money.

"Why don't you marry him then, bitch?! You're the one who wants money!" Hidan screams at her, unable to control his words.

Their father becomes angry then, his ugly looking face twisting into rage. "Now look here, boy! You do not call your mother a bitch, and you do not raise your voice at us over something as silly as marriage!" He yells back at Hidan, but the younger albino simply glared right back at his red and purple eyes.

Mother pulls on his jacket though, and the men's glaring contest ended, but Hidan continued to glare at him. The two walk down the stairs, leaving the younger male in the doorway of his dear sister's room. The minute their father was out of Hidan's sight, he looks to his sister, silently weeping.

Hidako looked every inch like Hidan, only with a few womanly touches. She had always wished to have a larger bust, but her flat chest added more to the fact that they were identical twins. Though, the two really should have been fraternal.

Their good looks come from their mother, but both were missing a skin pigment like their father making them albino. Because of this, their mother never really cared for either of them—especially Hidako. Apparently, the bitch always wanted Hidan's sister to look like a miniature her. But he was glad she turned out as a female Hidan.

Hidako's pink eyes look up at him as Hidan walk towards her, a frown on his face.

"Sister…"

"B-brother… you are r-r-right… I do not want to marry L-Lord Kakuz-zu…" She hiccups on her words, still silently crying.

Hidan sits beside her, holding her close. "Hidako, I would do anything to get you out of this… even kill the bastard, but you'd never feel right if you knew that I did it." He murmured into her silver hair, slicked back like his and held by hair pins.

Hidako cries into his shoulder. "Do not do t-that brother…" She murmured back.

Hidan smiles a little. That was what was different about Hidako and Hidan—she was kind and loving, while he was about death and destruction thanks to his god Jashin. Mother never forgave Hidan for joining the 'cult' (why couldn't she understand that it was a religion?), but he could care less.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand. How in the world could Hidan help Hidako get out of this without killing or destroying something? He never wanted to see his beloved sister get married to someone she didn't love.

A thought comes to Hidan as he looks at them both in the mirror.

"Hidako…"

"Yes, b-brother…?"

"We look exactly alike, you and I…"

Hidako pulls away from her brother, looking him in the face. "What of it?"

"Why don't we switch places so you can get away from here as me and I can marry this Lord Kakaza guy as you to make the bitch happy?"