OK, I have enough characters. Also, I changed my OC's age to 15, not like it matters. And, because I had three flirty girls submitted, so I'm gonna make them a little "group". Now, it is time to start the first chapter:
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Chris McClean is standing in front of a suburban house.
CHRIS: Welcome, to Total, Random, SITCOM! The roommates will have to live with eachother under ONE roof! We will be creating sitcom-like challenges, where if you win, you get immunity.
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(Chris is now in the garage)
CHRIS: And, if you want to share your inner-most-feelings with the whole world, then come here, to the confession-garage-place-thing!
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(He is now walking around in the kitchen, where Chef Hatchet is cooking something)
CHRIS: While we still have Chef, I will also have a new intern helping me. He will live with the roommates, and give them their challenges, which I will E-Mail to him. Please welcome.... Lightning!
A boy with yellow hair and fiery clothes appears out of nowhere.
LIGHTNING: Hey, everyone! I'm here because he promised me free food. WHERE IS THAT PROMISE?!
CHRIS: Don't worry, Lightning. You'll get to eat soon.
LIGHTNING: Ok!
CHRIS: For now, let's go meet our campers!
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(Out on the parking lot)
CHRIS: Some of your favorite campers will return, and some will not. We will also have plenty of new campers.
LIGHTNING: That were submitted to other stor-
CHRIS: No breaking the fourth wall!
An old pick-up truck drives into the drive-way, and Ezekiel steps out.
LIGHTNING: I remember you! You totally messed up on TDI! "Guys are better at sports than girls are!"
EZEKIEL: Shuttup, Eh! I didn't know any better.
LIGHTNING: And I liked it when you hit on Bridgette. Zeke, you playa!
Ezekiel punches Lightning and knocks him out. Another car drives up, and Harold gets out.
HAROLD: Hey, Chris. Hey, Zeke. Who's the guy on the ground?
CHRIS: My new intern, Lightning!
HAROLD: Oh.... He's gonna die for sure.
LIGHTNING: (Gets up) Harold! Do you have your ant farm.
HAROLD: Yes.
LIGHTNING: Can you teach them tricks? I have an ant farm, and I taught them how to do the hokey-pokey!
Some one that they didn't recognize got out of the next car, a glossy convertable. She was slim and had wavy brown hair.
CHRIS: Hey, Teresa!
TERESA: Sup, Chris? (High-Fives him)
Two other people they didn't recognize pulled up. An athletic-looking girl walked out. In the car behind her, a muscular guy with shaggy hair appeared.
CHRIS: Fay, Jamie! What's up.
JAMIE: (High-Fiving Chris) Hey, dude! (Sees an evil smile on Fay's face) What is it?
FAY: Oh, nothing.
Next, Noah came out, followed by Lindsay.
NOAH: Great, now I have to spend time on a dumb sitcom. And SHE'S back?! (Points to Lindsay)
LINDSAY: Hi, Noah!
NOAH: If you don't mind, I'd like to be a back-ground character in this sitcom. (Gets out a book and starts reading it)
LIGHTNING: Ooooh! Noah's magical! He can pull books outta no where!
A portal from the ground opened up, and a blast of energy appeared. Everyone looked scared, wondering what would happen.
Then, a green elephant thing with his eyes crossed appeared.
CHRIS: Oh, don't worry, that's just Fred.
FRED: Hi, mister! My name is Fred Fredburger, and I, I um, I know where babies come from!
LINDSAY: You do? I always asked my parents, but they never told me, so I gave up when I was five.
FRED: Um, my mommy told me that babies grew on baby trees! Yes!
LIGHTNING: That means that my parents lied to me! They told me that babies came from #%#%#^#$&^^$&%^(*&%$^!^!^%&*%$*%$(^&)%!^%%^56%$&$%^&%$&%##^451#$!%^!!!!
Everyone stared at Lightning in disbelief at his detailed description. Finally, Noah spoke up.
NOAH: Where'd they get the idea that babies came from Ohio?
LIGHTNING: I dunno. Maybe the baby trees are in Ohio.
FRED: Yes!
DJ came up, along with his Bunny.
DJ: Good news, guys! I found out about my old Bunny. But later, it turned out that it was the SAME Bunny! He escaped the snake and eagle, and then Duncan found him!
A girl with sandy blonde hair and a recycling shirt carrying a rat-terrier approached DJ.
CHRIS: Hey, Lauren!
LAUREN: DJ! You brought Bunny! He's so cute! (Pets bunny) And don't worry about Casey. She wouldn't hurt a fly.
NOAH: I've always questioned that phrase. I mean, a giant shark won't hurt a fly, but it'll hurt a human.
LAUREN: Only on accident! They think that they're seals.
NOAH: What-EVER!
LIGHTNING: Why do you talk like a valley-girl?
NOAH: I do NOT, like, talk like a valley girl! (Scoffs in a girly fasion)
Someone falls from the sky. She gets up, revealing herself to be Izzy.
IZZY: Hi! I'm back!
LIGHTNING: ZOMG IZZY! (Hearts appear in his eyes) I am your hugest fan.
OWEN: (Coming up behind him) Watch it, Pal, she's taken!
LIGHTNING: I thought Izzy didn't like you. She barfed when you kissed her hand.
IZZY: No, I just wasn't ready for it.
LIGHTNING: But you made out with him.
IZZY: That's different! My lips were ready! MY HAND IS NOT READY FOR KISSING!!!!
LIGHTNING: Owen, did you bring Mr. Coconut?
OWEN: Sure did! (Holds up Mr. Coconut, who has a taped crack where Chef cut him)
CHRIS: Um, Owen, that thing creeps me out. We're gonna have to-
LIGHTNING: SHUTTUP! I like Mr. Coconut!
CHRIS: (Looking scared) O....K.....
A tanned-skinned girl drives up.
CHRIS: Hey, Nevaeh!
NEVAEH: Hey, Chris! I'm ready for the adventure!
NOAH: Oh, yeah. Boring- over-used plot-lines and corny puns. It's such an adventure.
Over time, more people showed up. Jesse, a party girl, arrived, reminding everyone of Geoff. A boy with a heavy backpack named 'Derek' showed up with a black-and-white rat on his shoulders.
LAUREN: Aw, that's an adorable little rat! What's his name?
DEREK: (Quietly, looking at his feet) LK.
LIGHTNING: What's that stand for?
DEREK: .... I honestly don't know.
A boy in a flannel shirt showed up.
CHRIS: Hey, Kenny!
KENNY: 'Sup, Chris?
A really tall girl showed up, looking uninterested.
CHRIS: Hey, Nikki!
NIKKI: THIS is all that's here? Talk about a band of idiots.
NOAH: Tell me about it.
NIKKI: Hey, is that Shakespeare?
NOAH: Yeah, why?
NIKKI: Oh, just wondering.
Nikki sits next to Noah, as two other people drive in. They were named Kim, who looked a bit crazy, and Chance. A bit later, three girls showed up in one car. There was a tan one with freckles, a pale one, and one with dark brown hair.
CHRIS: Lillie, Haley, and Emma! How's it going?
LILLIE: Great, Chris!
HALEY: (Waves at Chance) Hey, cutie.
CHANCE: Hi.
The three girls giggle, as a guy who looked like he was in a gang dropped in.
CHRIS: Terr! Sup, man?
TERRY: Cut the act, I know how you treat your contestants.
FRED: Yes!
Emma: (To Lillie) He's sorta cute.
Lille: I know! That trunk is HOT!
Emma: No, not Fred! I meant Terry.
Lillie: Oh.... He's alright.
Some others soon arrived. Rose, an African-American goth, Cassey, a nice girl who seemed to be harboring a secret, Carrie, who quickly bonded with Lauren and DJ, Crystal, seamanly a bad girl, Effie, a friend of Duncan and Gwen, and Angie, who actually seemed normal.
ANGIE: What's up, guys?
FRED: Um, do you like nachos?
ANGIE: I .... Guess?
FRED: Ooh! I like, I like nachos, too! I also like frozen yogurt! Wanna be friends?
ANGIE: Ok, sure.
FRED: Yes!
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(Confession-Garage-Place-Thing)
-FRED: My mommy was right! I'm already making friends. Hey, Hey! Wanna-wanna hear me, Um, spell my name?
-NOAH: Great, I'm stuck with the loser bunch again. The only person with sense here is that Nikki girl, and she's likely to hate me soon.
-FRED: Ok, yes.
-LAUREN: What's with that Derek kid? I mean, he won't look you in the eye or any thing!
-FRED: Um. F-R-E-D
-LILLIE: Is it me, or is Harold kinda cute? Or Chris? Or Chance? Or.... pretty much every guy here!
-FRED: F-R-E-D
-EZEKIEL: I doon't like that Lightning guy, Eh. I'm trying to foorget what I said befoore! He's not making it easy.
-LIGHTNING: Tee-Hee..... I like annoying Zeke. And Izzy is SO hot! Just... don't tell Owen that I said that.
-FRED: B-U-R....Geeeeeee....E....R! Fred Fredburger! Yes!
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CHRIS: The difference between this series and the last one is that here, the AUDIENCE gets to vote you off! There will be a poll on The Lightning Knight's account with the choices on who should be, 'written out' of the show. The last original character in the series shall win!
NOAH: Yay, audience votes. Say good-bye, Owen.
OWEN: Good-bye, Owen!
FRED: Um, excuse me, Chris? Um, yes, where are the nachos?
CHRIS: In each episode, you will have different roles, which will put you on different teams. Today's episode is the pilot, where no one gets written off. Your challenge is to learn to live with each other. Let the sitcom.... Begin!
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Theme-song (Showing the character names and clips):
This is the story,
Of a stupid sitcom,
A spinoff of a reality show,
It involves a host, a chef, and an intern,
(LIGHTNING): Have you ever eaten yellow snow?
This is the story,
Of some former campers,
As well as some new ones added on,
And ever since they left TDI,
They've been all alone.
And when this intern,
Pitched a TV show,
Chris knew that it was much more than a hunch,
To bring the characters together as a family,
And that is how they all became the Loser Bunch!
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Okay, I'll put up with official, "First Episode" next.